Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
Oh hey
It’s our congressman.
It’s our congressman.
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh hey
It’s our congressman.
It’s our congressman.
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"John Thune is boring and difficult, not stupid" goes on his tombstone
he might be dumb too though, just not this kind of dumb
he might be dumb too though, just not this kind of dumb
This is the perfect move for the Senate because the hot potato stays with them for only a few minutes and then they pass it entirely to the president and don't have to deal with it anymore. John Thune is boring and difficult, not stupid.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"John Thune is boring and difficult, not stupid" goes on his tombstone
he might be dumb too though, just not this kind of dumb
he might be dumb too though, just not this kind of dumb
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November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have concerns.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have concerns.
![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicnzdnpjdz4clfa2uhx6isbdwgu72oku5pee4av7paavbjmqpyoiu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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she's like mean girl forrest gump
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
she's like mean girl forrest gump
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What if she's the Rodgler's secret wife
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What if she's the Rodgler's secret wife
When you absolutely need more ways to free the magic smoke.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
When you absolutely need more ways to free the magic smoke.
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"Ah sweet, he's a Muslim, no more popery in the management of the greatest city ever!"
The perfidious Bishop Zorino Mamadini:
The perfidious Bishop Zorino Mamadini:
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"Ah sweet, he's a Muslim, no more popery in the management of the greatest city ever!"
The perfidious Bishop Zorino Mamadini:
The perfidious Bishop Zorino Mamadini:
New office view checking in.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
New office view checking in.
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The pope is right.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The pope is right.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Only I could catapult hot shrimp risotto onto the front of me making a mess causing more laundry and light burns to arm and chest.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ladies and gentlemen.
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Psst, pass it on: Nik hates attempts at self-improvement and healthy habits
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Psst, pass it on: Nik hates attempts at self-improvement and healthy habits
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Our Lady Peace playing the Grey Cup pregame show and having the option to play anything new but instead ripping into STARSEED (1994) is so purely for the Canadian millennial sickos I love it
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Our Lady Peace playing the Grey Cup pregame show and having the option to play anything new but instead ripping into STARSEED (1994) is so purely for the Canadian millennial sickos I love it
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Ah my favorite part of the holidays. Negotiating with my siblings about gift quantity for the kids which will inevitably lead to mom losing her shit and ignoring us.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ah my favorite part of the holidays. Negotiating with my siblings about gift quantity for the kids which will inevitably lead to mom losing her shit and ignoring us.
Tenerife reveals a lost cockpit culture
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Tenerife reveals a lost cockpit culture
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kick another onside Kirby
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
kick another onside Kirby
Flipped back to ABC just in time for the kickoff. Beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Flipped back to ABC just in time for the kickoff. Beautiful
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
Nebraska Football: 2015-2022
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nebraska Football: 2015-2022