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Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym.

Needs naps.
I have two sets of “china”. I have stuff from all of my now dead grandparents and from my mom who passed more than 10 years ago. I do not want more stuff. Please less stuff. Even my dad is like “you have kept anything o have you” YEAH BECAUSE WHILE NICE 1) didn’t match aesthetic 2) smelled like cigs
“The Great Stuff Transfer” - or how the generation now dying are the first to be routinely passing on huge collections - and what to do about that. Also interesting to compare the generations with today's youngsters less interested / able to hoard. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Boomers Are Passing Down Fortunes — And Way, Way Too Much Stuff
As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money. They’re being buried under an avalanche of baseball cards, fine china and collections of all sorts...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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2005 discourse: Sexism? A pay gap? Well, have you considered that men might just be a little more driven and logical than women and, in fact, more inclined to genius?

2025 discourse: If we do not create a National Task Force on Pornhub, no man may ever be employable again
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I made a playlist just featuring all woman vocalists. And what a great way to spend Friday in the office with the other 10 people on the floor today.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Or like not.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Might come home early and not have caffeine just so I can take a nap today
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
What’s scarier as a millennial driver a cyber truck behind you or you driving behind a logging truck
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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News: The College Football Playoff has appointed Arkansas AD Hunter Yurachek as the new selection committee chair, and added Utah AD Mark Harlan to the selection committee.

They fill the roles held by Baylor AD Mack Rhoades.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Chloe Denmark
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Truth.
oh I know that lady's entire day was made. only compliments i trust are from other black women.
My favorite kind of fine is “question My sexuality” fine
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Good lord. I just realized my shirt has been inside out all morning.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also really hoping that @askamanager.org saw the LinkedIn fireflies post that was making the rounds and I wonder if she has thoughts.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I did not have "Not Like Us" on daily rotation for an entire year for the American media to start carrying water for middle-aged dudes creeping on high school sophomores.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yall remember how republicans latched on to pedophile pizza parlor bs? And we were all like ITS IN YOUR OWN HOUSE YOU WEIRDOS and then they were like nooooo it’s the dems?? Like I think the GOPs stance is to find out shit is going to come out about them and make up the most batshit stuff and say
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
KITTEH!!!
Nice people are sprucing up my yard, and they wouldn’t appreciate my help. Noted.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The settlement comes after William Henry Jamerson spent more than two decades in prison for a rape conviction that was overturned last year. The Frontier first detailed his case in 2023.
Tulsa to pay $26.25 million to man wrongfully convicted of rape after decades-long fight
The settlement comes after William Henry Jamerson spent more than two decades in prison for a rape conviction that was overturned last year.
www.readfrontier.org
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Annnnd NBC just acquired the new PAC 12 with 22 football games on USA Network.

When NBCSN gets off the mat with carriage Im gonna assume the PAC12 content goes there.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I know a NUMBER of of engineers math tech code computer people follow me. But seriously HOW THE FUCK ARE SOME OF OUR ILK SO FUCKINF BAD AT PROBLEM SOLVING. Some of the (in this case applications authority settings) aren’t binary. Jfc.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Stopping for coffee on way in like some suburban mom.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Aurora Forecast Update for 2025-11-13T00:10:28Z

ALERT: Geomagnetic K-index of 5
Threshold Reached: 2025 Nov 12 2359 UTC
Synoptic Period: 2100-0000 UTC

Active Warning: Yes
NOAA Scale: G1 - Minor
Additional Details Here.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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IOW, the US government has stopped making cents.
The US Mint has ended production of the penny after 230 years.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Feeling like a bad ass. Yay.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Actually PMFAW kind of rolls off the tongue.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That wh press lady would cry in court. That woman sounds like a kid who got caught cheating in school and wants to argue about it because she knows it fucks he chances at a good college
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Holy fucking shit. This administration is so fucking dumb
Wait what?
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Who is also real real dumb.
no matter how much stupid shit pat macafee says i’ll always think he’s the anti-virus software guy
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM