Chloe Denmark
@chloedenmark.bsky.social
She/her. Engineer by training, HBIC by trade. CFB, OU softball and gym.
Needs naps.
Needs naps.
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I’m crashing. I’m so tired. It’s too early to crash.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’m crashing. I’m so tired. It’s too early to crash.
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“What’s the plot to One piece”
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November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“What’s the plot to One piece”
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Oh FFS
Meuser: "We have some great things happening in our economy. This whole inflation debate -- when Reagan came in, he took 2, 3 years to start bringing down inflation with high interest rates. The president has corrected inflation just in 4, 5, 6, 8 months."
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh FFS
Sigh. Askamanager down
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sigh. Askamanager down
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BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
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The fact they think a woman would want to be with men who think like this is what always gets me. It's like when an atrocious customer tells you that they're never going to come to your establishment again.
"Oh no. Please return & annoy the ever living shit out of me again. I beg of you."
"Oh no. Please return & annoy the ever living shit out of me again. I beg of you."
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The fact they think a woman would want to be with men who think like this is what always gets me. It's like when an atrocious customer tells you that they're never going to come to your establishment again.
"Oh no. Please return & annoy the ever living shit out of me again. I beg of you."
"Oh no. Please return & annoy the ever living shit out of me again. I beg of you."
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
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Miss Frizzle is a timelady and her bus is her tardis.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Miss Frizzle is a timelady and her bus is her tardis.
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This is where I found the pickle one and a lot of really good ones 🎄
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November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is where I found the pickle one and a lot of really good ones 🎄
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can bad prose be sexually transmitted
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
can bad prose be sexually transmitted
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Any teachers out there? Ramping this back up again and figured I would advertise.
I am on the National Weather Service National School Outreach Team. We are composed of various NWS meteorologists across the country that give school talks about the weather. We can use just about any online platform.
I am on the National Weather Service National School Outreach Team. We are composed of various NWS meteorologists across the country that give school talks about the weather. We can use just about any online platform.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Any teachers out there? Ramping this back up again and figured I would advertise.
I am on the National Weather Service National School Outreach Team. We are composed of various NWS meteorologists across the country that give school talks about the weather. We can use just about any online platform.
I am on the National Weather Service National School Outreach Team. We are composed of various NWS meteorologists across the country that give school talks about the weather. We can use just about any online platform.
lol forgot about vendor lunch today!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
lol forgot about vendor lunch today!!!
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Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy to report: they heard our cries and after 3 years on the sideline Prince Cheddward is BACK for the Cheez-It Citrus Bowl this year!
Ohhh an askamanager morning q from a person in service about service people not answering emails. MAAM. you went from in person to remote because you event plan but work with people who do service work (bar manager front of house etc) and expect them to act like office workers. The mean answer
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ohhh an askamanager morning q from a person in service about service people not answering emails. MAAM. you went from in person to remote because you event plan but work with people who do service work (bar manager front of house etc) and expect them to act like office workers. The mean answer
I went and looked at albums that came out when I was 16 and like I know what the answer I’m supposed to say is but none of them spoke to me
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I went and looked at albums that came out when I was 16 and like I know what the answer I’m supposed to say is but none of them spoke to me
Only I could catapult hot shrimp risotto onto the front of me making a mess causing more laundry and light burns to arm and chest.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Only I could catapult hot shrimp risotto onto the front of me making a mess causing more laundry and light burns to arm and chest.
It is 82 real American degrees out and this OTHER white lady IS in a sweater
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It is 82 real American degrees out and this OTHER white lady IS in a sweater
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excellent cup snake in Bozeman
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
excellent cup snake in Bozeman
LIKE I SAID.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
LIKE I SAID.