@iannlou.bsky.social
Former aether pirate laid low by sky kraken's & gin. Crash landed in Cambridge. Fan of Liverpool FC, coffee & steampunk. Opinions expressed may be mine.
New Craigslist post.
Happy 66th Birthday banner and balloons available free.
Location: Goldsworth Road, Woking.
NB: collection only
Happy 66th Birthday banner and balloons available free.
Location: Goldsworth Road, Woking.
NB: collection only
February 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
New Craigslist post.
Happy 66th Birthday banner and balloons available free.
Location: Goldsworth Road, Woking.
NB: collection only
Happy 66th Birthday banner and balloons available free.
Location: Goldsworth Road, Woking.
NB: collection only
There’s a reason that Sideshow Blob likes Kid Rock: it was his nickname for Jeff’s island. 😉
February 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
There’s a reason that Sideshow Blob likes Kid Rock: it was his nickname for Jeff’s island. 😉
Andrew must be gutted: he’d booked a table at Pizza Express for his birthday.
Instead of a 15” pepperoni & a beer he’s got a limp bacon butty & a lukewarm tea.
😁
Instead of a 15” pepperoni & a beer he’s got a limp bacon butty & a lukewarm tea.
😁
February 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Andrew must be gutted: he’d booked a table at Pizza Express for his birthday.
Instead of a 15” pepperoni & a beer he’s got a limp bacon butty & a lukewarm tea.
😁
Instead of a 15” pepperoni & a beer he’s got a limp bacon butty & a lukewarm tea.
😁
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'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
February 19, 2026 at 10:28 AM
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
I bet he's fucking sweating now ... 😁
Breaking: Reports that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.
February 19, 2026 at 10:47 AM
I bet he's fucking sweating now ... 😁
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L: Private Eye front cover, yesterday.
R: News headline, today.
Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.
R: News headline, today.
Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.
February 19, 2026 at 10:39 AM
L: Private Eye front cover, yesterday.
R: News headline, today.
Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.
R: News headline, today.
Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.
Breaking: Reports that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.
February 19, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Breaking: Reports that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.
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Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
February 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
So I see Tory-turncoat ‘Honest Bob’ JenPrick has promised to bring back the 2 child benefit cap.
Just weeks after he entered the ‘Aye’ lobby and, quite literally, physically voted to scrap the cap.
🤔
Just weeks after he entered the ‘Aye’ lobby and, quite literally, physically voted to scrap the cap.
🤔
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
So I see Tory-turncoat ‘Honest Bob’ JenPrick has promised to bring back the 2 child benefit cap.
Just weeks after he entered the ‘Aye’ lobby and, quite literally, physically voted to scrap the cap.
🤔
Just weeks after he entered the ‘Aye’ lobby and, quite literally, physically voted to scrap the cap.
🤔
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Since when is this illegal?
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
February 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Since when is this illegal?
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
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Many thanks to Zia Yusuf for helping us redefine 'Shadow Minister' to mean someone who isn't in the official party of Opposition, isn't even elected and whose only role is being a toxic gobshite.
February 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Many thanks to Zia Yusuf for helping us redefine 'Shadow Minister' to mean someone who isn't in the official party of Opposition, isn't even elected and whose only role is being a toxic gobshite.
🤣
I was buying my mum a house plant recently and commented to the woman at the till 'how did house plants survive before there were houses?' She looked at me like I was an absolute idiot and said, 'they are native to warmer countries'. I'm 54.
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
🤣
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Re-bottle it, slap on a label drawn by a toddler high on Calpol & Skittles , pick some random words from a Sunday Supplement holiday review to accompany "Nana", the way more edgy version of Banana & voila, you have a new Poncey Beer 🍺
February 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Re-bottle it, slap on a label drawn by a toddler high on Calpol & Skittles , pick some random words from a Sunday Supplement holiday review to accompany "Nana", the way more edgy version of Banana & voila, you have a new Poncey Beer 🍺
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That Goodwin would attract like-minded racists, bigots and neo-Nazi adjacent lowlifes was predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
That Goodwin would attract like-minded racists, bigots and neo-Nazi adjacent lowlifes was predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
Today, the annual date that professional & amateur tossers alike look forward to, we commemorate St Pancake who introduced the lemon to Anglo-Saxon England in 864AD.
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Today, the annual date that professional & amateur tossers alike look forward to, we commemorate St Pancake who introduced the lemon to Anglo-Saxon England in 864AD.
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I can't tell you how upsetting it is that Rupert Lowe has stolen my idea of building a political party on the cult worship of one rich, privately educated charlatan who pretends to give a shit about ordinary people.
February 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I can't tell you how upsetting it is that Rupert Lowe has stolen my idea of building a political party on the cult worship of one rich, privately educated charlatan who pretends to give a shit about ordinary people.
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
February 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
So the question is whether Bondi is freelancing her protection of potential peadophiles (eg redacting names) or whether shes been ordered to do so.
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
So the question is whether Bondi is freelancing her protection of potential peadophiles (eg redacting names) or whether shes been ordered to do so.
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
Interesting talk on 'The Real Imitation Game' in the Tivoli tonight.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
February 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Interesting talk on 'The Real Imitation Game' in the Tivoli tonight.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
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Refuk's Braverman: "The working class has had it too good for too long. Leaving the ECHR will allow us to prioritise bosses over their workers."
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Refuk's Braverman: "The working class has had it too good for too long. Leaving the ECHR will allow us to prioritise bosses over their workers."
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
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Farage has barely a passing acquaintance with the truth at the best of times, and apparently, in his vastly inflated figure regarding those who ‘do not speak English’ he was including Welsh speakers & Gaelic speakers (both N.Ireland and Scotland). The man is a charlatan through & through.
Scotland’s Story
Nigel Farage says 1 million people in Britain don’t speak English. The Census says otherwise.
The number of people across these islands who do not speak English is around 190,000.
Yet again, Farage is caught lying.
Nigel Farage says 1 million people in Britain don’t speak English. The Census says otherwise.
The number of people across these islands who do not speak English is around 190,000.
Yet again, Farage is caught lying.
February 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Farage has barely a passing acquaintance with the truth at the best of times, and apparently, in his vastly inflated figure regarding those who ‘do not speak English’ he was including Welsh speakers & Gaelic speakers (both N.Ireland and Scotland). The man is a charlatan through & through.
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