@iannlou.bsky.social
Former aether pirate laid low by sky kraken's & gin. Crash landed in Cambridge. Fan of Liverpool FC, coffee & steampunk. Opinions expressed may be mine.
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Since when is this illegal?
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
February 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Since when is this illegal?
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
Senile Satan: “Was he a radical leftist?”
“No, sir, he’s one of ours.”
“Get me my pardon autopen.”
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Many thanks to Zia Yusuf for helping us redefine 'Shadow Minister' to mean someone who isn't in the official party of Opposition, isn't even elected and whose only role is being a toxic gobshite.
February 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Many thanks to Zia Yusuf for helping us redefine 'Shadow Minister' to mean someone who isn't in the official party of Opposition, isn't even elected and whose only role is being a toxic gobshite.
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I was buying my mum a house plant recently and commented to the woman at the till 'how did house plants survive before there were houses?' She looked at me like I was an absolute idiot and said, 'they are native to warmer countries'. I'm 54.
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Re-bottle it, slap on a label drawn by a toddler high on Calpol & Skittles , pick some random words from a Sunday Supplement holiday review to accompany "Nana", the way more edgy version of Banana & voila, you have a new Poncey Beer 🍺
February 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Re-bottle it, slap on a label drawn by a toddler high on Calpol & Skittles , pick some random words from a Sunday Supplement holiday review to accompany "Nana", the way more edgy version of Banana & voila, you have a new Poncey Beer 🍺
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That Goodwin would attract like-minded racists, bigots and neo-Nazi adjacent lowlifes was predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
That Goodwin would attract like-minded racists, bigots and neo-Nazi adjacent lowlifes was predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
That the BBC, Times, etc would entirely ignore this...was also predictable.
Today, the annual date that professional & amateur tossers alike look forward to, we commemorate St Pancake who introduced the lemon to Anglo-Saxon England in 864AD.
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Today, the annual date that professional & amateur tossers alike look forward to, we commemorate St Pancake who introduced the lemon to Anglo-Saxon England in 864AD.
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I can't tell you how upsetting it is that Rupert Lowe has stolen my idea of building a political party on the cult worship of one rich, privately educated charlatan who pretends to give a shit about ordinary people.
February 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I can't tell you how upsetting it is that Rupert Lowe has stolen my idea of building a political party on the cult worship of one rich, privately educated charlatan who pretends to give a shit about ordinary people.
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
February 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
Who knew, that all along there was a 4th Little Pig
Who built his house out of lies.
So the question is whether Bondi is freelancing her protection of potential peadophiles (eg redacting names) or whether shes been ordered to do so.
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
So the question is whether Bondi is freelancing her protection of potential peadophiles (eg redacting names) or whether shes been ordered to do so.
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
And if she’s just obeying orders, who instructed her & why?
In unrelated news, 1 man who was besties with Jeff for a decade is mentioned quite a lot …
Interesting talk on 'The Real Imitation Game' in the Tivoli tonight.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
February 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Interesting talk on 'The Real Imitation Game' in the Tivoli tonight.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
Could have done without getting fucking soaked (even with a brolly) on the way there though.
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Refuk's Braverman: "The working class has had it too good for too long. Leaving the ECHR will allow us to prioritise bosses over their workers."
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Refuk's Braverman: "The working class has had it too good for too long. Leaving the ECHR will allow us to prioritise bosses over their workers."
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
If you’re working class and think that Farage and his employees in Reform UK ltd have your best interests in mind you can’t be helped. #UKPolitics
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Farage has barely a passing acquaintance with the truth at the best of times, and apparently, in his vastly inflated figure regarding those who ‘do not speak English’ he was including Welsh speakers & Gaelic speakers (both N.Ireland and Scotland). The man is a charlatan through & through.
Scotland’s Story
Nigel Farage says 1 million people in Britain don’t speak English. The Census says otherwise.
The number of people across these islands who do not speak English is around 190,000.
Yet again, Farage is caught lying.
Nigel Farage says 1 million people in Britain don’t speak English. The Census says otherwise.
The number of people across these islands who do not speak English is around 190,000.
Yet again, Farage is caught lying.
February 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Farage has barely a passing acquaintance with the truth at the best of times, and apparently, in his vastly inflated figure regarding those who ‘do not speak English’ he was including Welsh speakers & Gaelic speakers (both N.Ireland and Scotland). The man is a charlatan through & through.
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“Details are still sketchy, but we think the name of the bird sucked into the jet’s engines was Harold Meeker.”
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
“Details are still sketchy, but we think the name of the bird sucked into the jet’s engines was Harold Meeker.”
Must say, after a rare day without rain yesterday, I didn’t expect to wake up to snow this morning.
February 15, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Must say, after a rare day without rain yesterday, I didn’t expect to wake up to snow this morning.
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There it is. The Republican Party has decided that they can't win over the majority of the country with their policies, so they are PROACTIVELY making sure the right people win.
Let's make sure we foil their plans.
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
Let's make sure we foil their plans.
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
There it is. The Republican Party has decided that they can't win over the majority of the country with their policies, so they are PROACTIVELY making sure the right people win.
Let's make sure we foil their plans.
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
Let's make sure we foil their plans.
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%.......
February 14, 2026 at 10:23 AM
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%.......
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My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
#ComeOnYouRedmen
It’s not going to be easy against a well-organised team, and we’ve lost yet another player to what looks like a season-ending injury.
Still, let’s go again and move into the next round.
#YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
It’s not going to be easy against a well-organised team, and we’ve lost yet another player to what looks like a season-ending injury.
Still, let’s go again and move into the next round.
#YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
#ComeOnYouRedmen
It’s not going to be easy against a well-organised team, and we’ve lost yet another player to what looks like a season-ending injury.
Still, let’s go again and move into the next round.
#YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
It’s not going to be easy against a well-organised team, and we’ve lost yet another player to what looks like a season-ending injury.
Still, let’s go again and move into the next round.
#YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
The RFU should refund every fan’s ticket for that jizz.
And leave Arundell in no doubt that his place in the squad for this championship & next year’s world cup squad is on the bubble.
And leave Arundell in no doubt that his place in the squad for this championship & next year’s world cup squad is on the bubble.
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The RFU should refund every fan’s ticket for that jizz.
And leave Arundell in no doubt that his place in the squad for this championship & next year’s world cup squad is on the bubble.
And leave Arundell in no doubt that his place in the squad for this championship & next year’s world cup squad is on the bubble.
And is an extremely rare example of anybody involved in 115Charges City actually, possibly, being in trouble.
Not to mention city’s charges
So, Rodri may face disciplinary consequences after all: www.msn.com/en-gb/news/n...
Meanwhile, he was still able to play key matches against Liverpool and the second leg of the cup against Newcastle (and the Fulham game)...
Somehow, justice feels slower when City is involved, doesn't it?
Meanwhile, he was still able to play key matches against Liverpool and the second leg of the cup against Newcastle (and the Fulham game)...
Somehow, justice feels slower when City is involved, doesn't it?
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
And is an extremely rare example of anybody involved in 115Charges City actually, possibly, being in trouble.
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