Parody Nigel Farage
@parodypm.bsky.social
Parody account, originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson. After several regenerations, now inhabiting the baccy-stained git who would be Fuhrer. I survive on coffee:
https://ko-fi.com/:parody_pm
https://ko-fi.com/:parody_pm
Maybe they thought GB News wasn’t a news channel, because that’s what they say every time they are reported to Ofcom for blatant bias and propaganda?
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Maybe they thought GB News wasn’t a news channel, because that’s what they say every time they are reported to Ofcom for blatant bias and propaganda?
Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Poo, Spew, Richer Than You, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
If you want to know what Reform will be like in government, look at the councils we control. At Worcestershire County Council, for example, we want to increase council tax by 10% and are begging the government for a £71m bail out, otherwise we face effective bankruptcy.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
If you want to know what Reform will be like in government, look at the councils we control. At Worcestershire County Council, for example, we want to increase council tax by 10% and are begging the government for a £71m bail out, otherwise we face effective bankruptcy.
Can we please stop this nonsense about Matt Goodwin not giving a shit about Gorton and Denton and saying he will never go there if elected. I can assure you he is as committed to that area as I am to Clacton.
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Can we please stop this nonsense about Matt Goodwin not giving a shit about Gorton and Denton and saying he will never go there if elected. I can assure you he is as committed to that area as I am to Clacton.
"Dear Neighbour,
My name is Patricia Clegg. I'm a 74 year old pensioner and I'm writing to explain that my last letter wasn't a cynical piece of propaganda that blatantly breached election law..."
My name is Patricia Clegg. I'm a 74 year old pensioner and I'm writing to explain that my last letter wasn't a cynical piece of propaganda that blatantly breached election law..."
February 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"Dear Neighbour,
My name is Patricia Clegg. I'm a 74 year old pensioner and I'm writing to explain that my last letter wasn't a cynical piece of propaganda that blatantly breached election law..."
My name is Patricia Clegg. I'm a 74 year old pensioner and I'm writing to explain that my last letter wasn't a cynical piece of propaganda that blatantly breached election law..."
Excellent work by Reform at Kent Council, who made a £40m saving by briefly proposing to spend £40m on something then deciding not to. Using this model, every Reform council can save £billions!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Excellent work by Reform at Kent Council, who made a £40m saving by briefly proposing to spend £40m on something then deciding not to. Using this model, every Reform council can save £billions!
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
That horrible feeling when you get caught trying to pull a fast one.
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 AM
That horrible feeling when you get caught trying to pull a fast one.
Vote Reform, get The Handmaid's Tale.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
February 7, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Vote Reform, get The Handmaid's Tale.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
This is what America has become. Vote Reform to ensure that this is what the UK becomes.
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
This is what America has become. Vote Reform to ensure that this is what the UK becomes.
Just a word of thanks to our fantastic media. Despite my racist bullying at school, having a senior colleague imprisoned for being a traitor, breaking the MP’s Code Of Conduct 17 times, my dodgy house purchase and even being in the Epstein Files, nobody is demanding I resign!
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Just a word of thanks to our fantastic media. Despite my racist bullying at school, having a senior colleague imprisoned for being a traitor, breaking the MP’s Code Of Conduct 17 times, my dodgy house purchase and even being in the Epstein Files, nobody is demanding I resign!
"I should just point out that this is the SIXTH time we have invited unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf onto Question Time"
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"I should just point out that this is the SIXTH time we have invited unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf onto Question Time"
My advisor, friend and right hand man, George Cottrell, has written a book called 'How To Launder Money', no doubt using his experience of being charged with offering money laundering services to criminals on the dark web.
Of no interest to me, obvs.
Of no interest to me, obvs.
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
My advisor, friend and right hand man, George Cottrell, has written a book called 'How To Launder Money', no doubt using his experience of being charged with offering money laundering services to criminals on the dark web.
Of no interest to me, obvs.
Of no interest to me, obvs.
The man behind donations of £200,000 to Reform is a church warden from Potters Bar, who just happens to work for a billionaire from Kazakhstan. But it's definitely not money laundering or interference in UK politics by a foreign national.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The man behind donations of £200,000 to Reform is a church warden from Potters Bar, who just happens to work for a billionaire from Kazakhstan. But it's definitely not money laundering or interference in UK politics by a foreign national.
Currently in talks with Peter Mandelson about joining Reform...
February 2, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Currently in talks with Peter Mandelson about joining Reform...
Our important work at Kent Council to spend £600k on a car park to provide free parking for Reform councillors while staff have to pay, is all part of our 'We don't give a shit about anyone but ourselves' policy.
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Our important work at Kent Council to spend £600k on a car park to provide free parking for Reform councillors while staff have to pay, is all part of our 'We don't give a shit about anyone but ourselves' policy.
If you want to know how good I would be in government, just look at the only thing I have ever actually achieved - Brexit. If you think that went well, vote Reform!
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
If you want to know how good I would be in government, just look at the only thing I have ever actually achieved - Brexit. If you think that went well, vote Reform!
With Advance UK putting up a candidate in Gorton and Denton as well as Reform, there is a real danger of splitting the all-important thick racist fuckwit vote.
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 AM
With Advance UK putting up a candidate in Gorton and Denton as well as Reform, there is a real danger of splitting the all-important thick racist fuckwit vote.
On the anniversary of the UK leaving the EU, it is worth hearing once again the many benefits of Brexit, clearly articulated by those who voted for it.
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
On the anniversary of the UK leaving the EU, it is worth hearing once again the many benefits of Brexit, clearly articulated by those who voted for it.
He tried both Labour and Conservative then became a Fascist - sound familiar?
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 AM
He tried both Labour and Conservative then became a Fascist - sound familiar?
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Fantastic - we can update Matt Goodwin's election publicity to say "As endorsed by a far right criminal thug"
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Fantastic - we can update Matt Goodwin's election publicity to say "As endorsed by a far right criminal thug"
Who better to explain why someone should not be dismissed than the man who was sacked twice for lying then lost his job for being incapable of following his own rules?
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Who better to explain why someone should not be dismissed than the man who was sacked twice for lying then lost his job for being incapable of following his own rules?
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Very much enjoyed meeting Matt Goodwin and his surprisingly honest supporters.
January 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Very much enjoyed meeting Matt Goodwin and his surprisingly honest supporters.
Fantastic - we can update Matt Goodwin's election publicity to say "As endorsed by a far right criminal thug"
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Fantastic - we can update Matt Goodwin's election publicity to say "As endorsed by a far right criminal thug"
Very much enjoyed meeting Matt Goodwin and his surprisingly honest supporters.
January 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Very much enjoyed meeting Matt Goodwin and his surprisingly honest supporters.
Matt Goodwin growing up in Manchester.
January 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Matt Goodwin growing up in Manchester.