Parody Nigel Farage
@parodypm.bsky.social
Parody account, originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson. After several regenerations, now inhabiting the baccy-stained git who would be Fuhrer. I survive on coffee:
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I'm deeply honoured to have had a beer named after me.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'm deeply honoured to have had a beer named after me.
"Christmas is a time of peace, humility, love, compassion, selflessness and charity. So naturally I fucking hate it."
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Christmas is a time of peace, humility, love, compassion, selflessness and charity. So naturally I fucking hate it."
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Like in the schooldays I recall
To the black kids I'd say
"Africa is that way"
And to the Jewish boy I'd whisper "gas 'em all"
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Farage shirt I sign
May there be no brown faces in sight
So all your Christmases are white
Like in the schooldays I recall
To the black kids I'd say
"Africa is that way"
And to the Jewish boy I'd whisper "gas 'em all"
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Farage shirt I sign
May there be no brown faces in sight
So all your Christmases are white
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Like in the schooldays I recall
To the black kids I'd say
"Africa is that way"
And to the Jewish boy I'd whisper "gas 'em all"
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Farage shirt I sign
May there be no brown faces in sight
So all your Christmases are white
Like in the schooldays I recall
To the black kids I'd say
"Africa is that way"
And to the Jewish boy I'd whisper "gas 'em all"
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Farage shirt I sign
May there be no brown faces in sight
So all your Christmases are white
Turns out the best defence against charges of animal cruelty is to say "we'll kill 20,000 dogs".
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Turns out the best defence against charges of animal cruelty is to say "we'll kill 20,000 dogs".
As a man of the people, I will always defend trail hunting, which I know is a top priority for all my working class constituents who own horses and enjoy simple pleasures like ripping foxes apart for laughs.
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As a man of the people, I will always defend trail hunting, which I know is a top priority for all my working class constituents who own horses and enjoy simple pleasures like ripping foxes apart for laughs.
"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
Good to know the man who thinks he should run London is so thick he falls for the most obvious shit-posting bollocks. That's the kind of judgement London is crying out for.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Good to know the man who thinks he should run London is so thick he falls for the most obvious shit-posting bollocks. That's the kind of judgement London is crying out for.
Translation: a couple of local racists think there might be fewer birds so immediately assume migrants have stolen them for Christmas dinner, even though many are Muslim.
Excellent fact-free reporting as usual from The Mail.
Excellent fact-free reporting as usual from The Mail.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Translation: a couple of local racists think there might be fewer birds so immediately assume migrants have stolen them for Christmas dinner, even though many are Muslim.
Excellent fact-free reporting as usual from The Mail.
Excellent fact-free reporting as usual from The Mail.
Found these in the loft, which brought back fond memories of decorating the Christmas tree at my old school.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Found these in the loft, which brought back fond memories of decorating the Christmas tree at my old school.
It's a sad day when patriotic hero Tommy Robinson can't visit a Muslim country and get his arse handed to him and publicly shit himself.
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It's a sad day when patriotic hero Tommy Robinson can't visit a Muslim country and get his arse handed to him and publicly shit himself.
Ah yes, I well remember our hard work on behalf of the fishing industry. Out of 42 Fisheries meetings while I was an MEP I could only be arsed to attend 1. Then we screwed the whole fishing industry with Brexit, so well done us.
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Ah yes, I well remember our hard work on behalf of the fishing industry. Out of 42 Fisheries meetings while I was an MEP I could only be arsed to attend 1. Then we screwed the whole fishing industry with Brexit, so well done us.
Of course it was rigged, there is no way he could have been voted off just because he danced like a sack of spuds.
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Of course it was rigged, there is no way he could have been voted off just because he danced like a sack of spuds.
Exactly! What is this country coming to when you can't urge people to burn all migrant hotels to the ground, say "violence & murder is the only way now" and tell people to "head off to MPs houses & Parliament, we need to take over by force"?
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Exactly! What is this country coming to when you can't urge people to burn all migrant hotels to the ground, say "violence & murder is the only way now" and tell people to "head off to MPs houses & Parliament, we need to take over by force"?
A draw is held to decide who gets to ask Parliamentary Questions. I was lucky enough to be chosen to ask my question today, but I couldn’t be arsed to turn up. I was too busy saying the system is rigged and I am being gagged!
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A draw is held to decide who gets to ask Parliamentary Questions. I was lucky enough to be chosen to ask my question today, but I couldn’t be arsed to turn up. I was too busy saying the system is rigged and I am being gagged!
This is nonsense! In my school nativity at Dulwich I played the racist who told Mary and Joseph to fuck off back to Galilee. Admittedly they made the part up just for me, but still...
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This is nonsense! In my school nativity at Dulwich I played the racist who told Mary and Joseph to fuck off back to Galilee. Admittedly they made the part up just for me, but still...
Today I have mostly been a petulant, attention-seeking cry baby.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Today I have mostly been a petulant, attention-seeking cry baby.
Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police."
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police."
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Why can't immigrants who come to the UK integrate as well as this?
Great advice Ant. And by 'home' I assume you mean Dubai, where you live?
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Great advice Ant. And by 'home' I assume you mean Dubai, where you live?
"Dear Diary,
The PM has just announced an inquiry into foreign interference in elections. That Nathan Gill has a lot to answer for - I still can’t believe he would do something so stupid. By which I mean getting caught, obviously"
The PM has just announced an inquiry into foreign interference in elections. That Nathan Gill has a lot to answer for - I still can’t believe he would do something so stupid. By which I mean getting caught, obviously"
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Dear Diary,
The PM has just announced an inquiry into foreign interference in elections. That Nathan Gill has a lot to answer for - I still can’t believe he would do something so stupid. By which I mean getting caught, obviously"
The PM has just announced an inquiry into foreign interference in elections. That Nathan Gill has a lot to answer for - I still can’t believe he would do something so stupid. By which I mean getting caught, obviously"
The Employment Rights Bill has passed and will become law. As the voice of the working classes, I voted against this bill because I know the last thing people want is sick pay, paternity leave or protection from dismissal, harassment and exploitative zero hour contracts.
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Employment Rights Bill has passed and will become law. As the voice of the working classes, I voted against this bill because I know the last thing people want is sick pay, paternity leave or protection from dismissal, harassment and exploitative zero hour contracts.
This is absurd! It's not as though anyone has been caught taking bribes from Russia, or accepting £9m donations from people living in Thailand, or allowing donations in crypto so their origin can't be traced, or...
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is absurd! It's not as though anyone has been caught taking bribes from Russia, or accepting £9m donations from people living in Thailand, or allowing donations in crypto so their origin can't be traced, or...
Never forget that the main purpose of a vigil for people who have died in tragic circumstances is to take a selfie and make it all about you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Never forget that the main purpose of a vigil for people who have died in tragic circumstances is to take a selfie and make it all about you.
Great idea not to mention that this is 3% of their councillors, whereas Reform have lost 6% of their councillors.
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Great idea not to mention that this is 3% of their councillors, whereas Reform have lost 6% of their councillors.
Reservoir Dicks.
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reservoir Dicks.