Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Dune 3: Back to the Minors
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dune 3: Back to the Minors
Dune: Arrakis Drift
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dune: Arrakis Drift
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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Duncan's Idaho Potatoes, so good you'll keep coming back for them
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Duncan's Idaho Potatoes, so good you'll keep coming back for them
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Wait why was there a runoff there?
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wait why was there a runoff there?
Somewhere over Lake Erie, @peterberkes.bsky.social is levitating.
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Somewhere over Lake Erie, @peterberkes.bsky.social is levitating.
Then run it up the gut to calm everyone down
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Then run it up the gut to calm everyone down
Goodness, Bills
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Goodness, Bills
HEB butter tortillas are proof of a loving god.
December 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
HEB butter tortillas are proof of a loving god.
The obvious implication is that The Grinch himself is a survivor of the Acheron.
In The Grinch (2020), the titular character posits that he has 7 hours of darkness to steal Christmas from all of Whoville.
This suggests that Whoville - while clearly being snowed in at Christmas - is at roughly 55 degrees south latitude. Meaning Whoville is near Cape Horn
This suggests that Whoville - while clearly being snowed in at Christmas - is at roughly 55 degrees south latitude. Meaning Whoville is near Cape Horn
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The obvious implication is that The Grinch himself is a survivor of the Acheron.
In The Grinch (2020), the titular character posits that he has 7 hours of darkness to steal Christmas from all of Whoville.
This suggests that Whoville - while clearly being snowed in at Christmas - is at roughly 55 degrees south latitude. Meaning Whoville is near Cape Horn
This suggests that Whoville - while clearly being snowed in at Christmas - is at roughly 55 degrees south latitude. Meaning Whoville is near Cape Horn
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In The Grinch (2020), the titular character posits that he has 7 hours of darkness to steal Christmas from all of Whoville.
This suggests that Whoville - while clearly being snowed in at Christmas - is at roughly 55 degrees south latitude. Meaning Whoville is near Cape Horn
This suggests that Whoville - while clearly being snowed in at Christmas - is at roughly 55 degrees south latitude. Meaning Whoville is near Cape Horn
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"tavern style" should only be served to children. it ought to be a chuck-e-cheese exclusive
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"tavern style" should only be served to children. it ought to be a chuck-e-cheese exclusive
Thinking of getting The Boys together to hit Terry Benedict’s casinos.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thinking of getting The Boys together to hit Terry Benedict’s casinos.
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Me after a week with the in-laws
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me after a week with the in-laws
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*Werner Herzog voice*
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
*Werner Herzog voice*
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
"The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"
Roast me amigos.
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Roast me amigos.
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The hallowed remains of our beloved Pop-Tarts. May their memories be a blessing.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The hallowed remains of our beloved Pop-Tarts. May their memories be a blessing.
@chloedenmark.bsky.social’s bin of color coded excess Lego is a thing.
The fact that she’s keeping EVERY brick separator is a different thing altogether.
The fact that she’s keeping EVERY brick separator is a different thing altogether.
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@chloedenmark.bsky.social’s bin of color coded excess Lego is a thing.
The fact that she’s keeping EVERY brick separator is a different thing altogether.
The fact that she’s keeping EVERY brick separator is a different thing altogether.
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RIP in peace our heroes 🫡
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
RIP in peace our heroes 🫡
Don’t recall who started the whole thing about belly button pose, but former business associate in OK is displaying it in recent pics, new gf upgraded to new fiancée.
Not sure what the ring cost, but the affair cost him at least a couple mil professionally before his divorce lawyer ex wife started
Not sure what the ring cost, but the affair cost him at least a couple mil professionally before his divorce lawyer ex wife started
December 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Don’t recall who started the whole thing about belly button pose, but former business associate in OK is displaying it in recent pics, new gf upgraded to new fiancée.
Not sure what the ring cost, but the affair cost him at least a couple mil professionally before his divorce lawyer ex wife started
Not sure what the ring cost, but the affair cost him at least a couple mil professionally before his divorce lawyer ex wife started