Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Need someone to photoshop Kelly Rowland texting about girls in bikinis via MS Excel
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Need someone to photoshop Kelly Rowland texting about girls in bikinis via MS Excel
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The U.S. is on track for another record year for clean electricity in 2025: 59 GW additions, which is 92% of new builds. Solar leads again, and storage nearly doubles. The grid is changing fast.
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The U.S. is on track for another record year for clean electricity in 2025: 59 GW additions, which is 92% of new builds. Solar leads again, and storage nearly doubles. The grid is changing fast.
I can think of worse ways to spend a morning.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I can think of worse ways to spend a morning.
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Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
😳
😳
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
😳
😳
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Went for coffee with mate wearing short sleeve short under suit jacket. Took off jacket in cafe and my mate says to waitress, "I'll have a latte, I don't know what Sipowicz here wants though!"
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Went for coffee with mate wearing short sleeve short under suit jacket. Took off jacket in cafe and my mate says to waitress, "I'll have a latte, I don't know what Sipowicz here wants though!"
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the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
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I went deeper into the at-bats where Luis Ortiz is accused of throwing balls on purpose.
1) These pitches didn't just compromise games. They helped flip them. Twice.
2) It's the player props, man
3) This is NOT a case where legal sports betting improved the situation slate.com/technology/2...
1) These pitches didn't just compromise games. They helped flip them. Twice.
2) It's the player props, man
3) This is NOT a case where legal sports betting improved the situation slate.com/technology/2...
A Huge Scandal Is Rocking Baseball. Here’s What Needs to Change.
The indictments of two major league pitchers are just the clearest examples yet of the scourge of the prop bet.
slate.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I went deeper into the at-bats where Luis Ortiz is accused of throwing balls on purpose.
1) These pitches didn't just compromise games. They helped flip them. Twice.
2) It's the player props, man
3) This is NOT a case where legal sports betting improved the situation slate.com/technology/2...
1) These pitches didn't just compromise games. They helped flip them. Twice.
2) It's the player props, man
3) This is NOT a case where legal sports betting improved the situation slate.com/technology/2...
My neighbor told me CENTCOM keeps eating his TLAMs so I asked how many TLAMs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new TLAM afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter TLAMs to CENTCOM and then his daughter started crying.
US MILITARY EXPLORING $500 M BASE NEAR GAZA FOR 10,000 PERSONNEL; NAVY RFI OUTLINES LOGISTICS AND SUPPORT PLANS
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My neighbor told me CENTCOM keeps eating his TLAMs so I asked how many TLAMs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new TLAM afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter TLAMs to CENTCOM and then his daughter started crying.
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i am the person who insists on internal consistency in my horny british spy guy franchise
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i am the person who insists on internal consistency in my horny british spy guy franchise
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Yes but mandate CRTs. LCD and OLED panels don't build enough character or trip enough breakers.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yes but mandate CRTs. LCD and OLED panels don't build enough character or trip enough breakers.
Very much looking forward to moving to our new office next week, solely to get rid of this terrible chair.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Very much looking forward to moving to our new office next week, solely to get rid of this terrible chair.
“Breakfast tacos built on brisket fat tortillas”
Say less.
Say less.
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Breakfast tacos built on brisket fat tortillas”
Say less.
Say less.
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Alright, cold light of the morning:
We are 40+ days into a shutdown the GOP trifecta started and continues, that resulted in millions of unemployed and unpaid federal worker, hungry SNAP recipients, and now imperiled travelers in pursuit of destroying healthcare and protecting the Epstein files.
We are 40+ days into a shutdown the GOP trifecta started and continues, that resulted in millions of unemployed and unpaid federal worker, hungry SNAP recipients, and now imperiled travelers in pursuit of destroying healthcare and protecting the Epstein files.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Alright, cold light of the morning:
We are 40+ days into a shutdown the GOP trifecta started and continues, that resulted in millions of unemployed and unpaid federal worker, hungry SNAP recipients, and now imperiled travelers in pursuit of destroying healthcare and protecting the Epstein files.
We are 40+ days into a shutdown the GOP trifecta started and continues, that resulted in millions of unemployed and unpaid federal worker, hungry SNAP recipients, and now imperiled travelers in pursuit of destroying healthcare and protecting the Epstein files.
Seeing honest god parkas when it’s 49 American degrees outside.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Seeing honest god parkas when it’s 49 American degrees outside.
<turns holiday cheer to 11>
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
<turns holiday cheer to 11>
Huh, the durasteelers are on Sunday night huttball.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Huh, the durasteelers are on Sunday night huttball.
Coldest day of the fall (lol) and the park Doodle likes has 3x the crowd I usually see here.
More fuel for my “even the locals don’t go outside in summer” theory
More fuel for my “even the locals don’t go outside in summer” theory
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Coldest day of the fall (lol) and the park Doodle likes has 3x the crowd I usually see here.
More fuel for my “even the locals don’t go outside in summer” theory
More fuel for my “even the locals don’t go outside in summer” theory
Well that’s one way out of playing for the Guardians.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well that’s one way out of playing for the Guardians.
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
Xfinity at the new house is hands down the worst internet I’ve ever dealt with, and I just got out of a decade long abusive relationship with Cox.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Xfinity at the new house is hands down the worst internet I’ve ever dealt with, and I just got out of a decade long abusive relationship with Cox.
Ronald Reagan?
The actor!?
The actor!?
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ronald Reagan?
The actor!?
The actor!?
That’s right Puddles.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
That’s right Puddles.
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proud of Nebraska for pulling out a B1G win in the elements*
*smell of fish tacos
*smell of fish tacos
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
proud of Nebraska for pulling out a B1G win in the elements*
*smell of fish tacos
*smell of fish tacos
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