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Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social

A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.

Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
COWARDICE
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
How much is shipping to
Abu Dhabi these days?
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You suggesting I’d expose Doodle to the 405? There are laws, Queso.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The best was when @dmgoforth.bsky.social rolled up to me at SoccerCity a few years ago because he recognized Doodle.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You don’t just walk into Lee & Penny Anderson Arena and expect a win.
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I agree. You need a puppy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
lol
Rofl
Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lol
Rofl
Lmao
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Who am I kidding.

You can have a flat renewal.

But your per occurrence retention is another $25M
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Congrats, I’m bumping your rate another 10% for looking at us funny.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ironically, my employer would use it for the exact scenarios you listed.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sorting through ungodly amounts of hard to quantify/clean data to flag things for humans to review? Perfect use case.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Well yeah, but I’m not talking about the Oklahoma City Thunder or whatever right now.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is Thiel the true bad guy in the story?

Yes.

Did AJ choose to drive the car into the ditch for lulz?

Also yes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You’re not wrong you’re just an asshole made manifest
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fuckin poster child for picking the worst goddamn battles
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fuckin Daulerio
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Skanking is technically a walk of sorts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Airboat? I didn’t see any airboat.

And neither did you.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I believe that vessel is “acquired” more than “purchased”
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Shapiro appoints a replacement until the next general election
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“It’ll be good to get some face time”
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Might have booked a borderline superfluous work trip next week to pad my Hilton numbers before year end.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m the weird outlier apparently. The Buick has CarPlay and I despised it. Actively avoided using it. The Blazer not having it and instead focusing on the native infotainment system actually working was a huge plus.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When the cameras are rolling anyway. I see through your charade.
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM