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coastal boy, disaster man. chesapeake transplant on the gulf. he/him. 🏳️‍🌈
this is called a fulmer cup autowin
February 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I’ve been cleaning and job apping the last two hours and WHAT
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Anthony Davis to the Washington Wizards, The Athletic confirms.
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
blexas is basically the only remedy for the 2030 electoral college projections so glad to see this for now
blue texas has been a dream by folks I know there for ages now but uhhhh

man, listen, when you've pissed people off this bad...
a "fun" fact is that texas' state senate map is so gerrymandered that this swing would flip all but four republican districts
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 6:53 PM
hm is allowing a team to be on pace to score 130 in a college basketball game bad
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
no fucking way

how

HOW
January 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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and i hope you settle down
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i hope you marry rich
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i hope you’re scared of only ordinary shit
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January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Protest Cultures of Italy
Exploring Antarcticas Oceans
Mapping Human Impact on Geomorphic Systems
The Hazards of Coastal Living
Politics of Developing Countries
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

Quantum mechanics
Alternative traditions in film
Viticulture and enology
French women writers
Native American history since 1885
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college

Social movements
Real analysis
The financial crisis (during the crisis)
Groups and sects in Islam
International finance (I fell asleep a lot in this one because it was at like 2 pm on the day I had a 2-5 am radio show)
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
seent some dawgs
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Anyways time for revelry and black eyes from frozen beads
January 30, 2026 at 11:46 PM
ya boi is a free agent
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
the most juiceless mfer alive
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 PM
saw this in my memories tonight from 9 years ago. Muslim ban protests at IAD, where we cheered when families were reunited from CBP/ICE custody after they were detained from inbound flights. hate how far we’ve fallen since but it was a real moment of hope seeing the response to something so vile
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Plow set me up
D.C. snow removal status: Marion Barry
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
eeyore is back tonight, he’s finally tall enough to not have his ears drag on the floor anymore

*most of the time
THERES A BASSET HOUND PUPPY HERE NAMED EEYORE
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Xerneas used Geomancy
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
data center: kill all the clankers

thank you helldivers for IDing one of our most insidious foes 🫡
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM
of course we have an overrepresentation of lefties here
Fellow left handed people, how many of y'all also use a left handed mouse?
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I was classmates with an NFL head coach 🆒
The Bills plan to hire Joe Brady as their head coach, sources tell The Insiders.
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
how bad are things for this Chris if he’s at “full screen Monopoly Go ad”levels of needing money
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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lumiere:
About to ride this clock so fucking hard
January 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I won’t submit my snow day disaster story to the fullcast since it’s more sad then funny but I fully respect the power of winter now knowing that something as innocuous as the cinnamon challenge led to lower leg injuries and an ICU stint for both of my parents during DC Snowmaggedon
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
so the bird legged ho is out by the end of the week, right
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM