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Defense, Technology, Tabletop Games, and hopefully not being annexed.
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Another diplomatic masterpiece by Hoekstra: reacting to a review of the F-35 purchase triggered by fears of the US being a security threat by threatening Canadian security with US F-35s operating in Canadian airspace without our consent to "fill gaps" if we do not purchase it
ANALYSIS | NORAD would be 'altered' if Canada doesn’t buy F-35 jets, warns U.S. ambassador | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra is warning of consequences to the continental defence pact if Canada does not move forward with the purchase of 88 F-35 fighter jets.
www.cbc.ca
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Another diplomatic masterpiece by Hoekstra: reacting to a review of the F-35 purchase triggered by fears of the US being a security threat by threatening Canadian security with US F-35s operating in Canadian airspace without our consent to "fill gaps" if we do not purchase it
Power grid is working good today folks plenty of free time, time to crack open the CMSI Red Books and update my knowledge of the PLAN from the 80s to today
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Power grid is working good today folks plenty of free time, time to crack open the CMSI Red Books and update my knowledge of the PLAN from the 80s to today
Intercepted Antifa Supersoldier Memorandum:
STAVKA to 1ya Sturmovata Antifascistnaya Armiya Po Imeni Vill Stancilomy v Minneapolskiy Teatr
Honda Fit transmissions and Costco packs of hand warmers have been delayed due to uboat strikes on convoys arriving at Port Duluth. Hold fast Comrades!
STAVKA to 1ya Sturmovata Antifascistnaya Armiya Po Imeni Vill Stancilomy v Minneapolskiy Teatr
Honda Fit transmissions and Costco packs of hand warmers have been delayed due to uboat strikes on convoys arriving at Port Duluth. Hold fast Comrades!
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Intercepted Antifa Supersoldier Memorandum:
STAVKA to 1ya Sturmovata Antifascistnaya Armiya Po Imeni Vill Stancilomy v Minneapolskiy Teatr
Honda Fit transmissions and Costco packs of hand warmers have been delayed due to uboat strikes on convoys arriving at Port Duluth. Hold fast Comrades!
STAVKA to 1ya Sturmovata Antifascistnaya Armiya Po Imeni Vill Stancilomy v Minneapolskiy Teatr
Honda Fit transmissions and Costco packs of hand warmers have been delayed due to uboat strikes on convoys arriving at Port Duluth. Hold fast Comrades!
Corona and Costco pizza are certainly a combination of all time, may regret it tomorrow.
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Corona and Costco pizza are certainly a combination of all time, may regret it tomorrow.
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Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
More award swords for bored lords
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
More award swords for bored lords
Still can't get over the USAF and their stupid giant award sword
January 23, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Still can't get over the USAF and their stupid giant award sword
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It would be good to see something more real than just the vibe shift from the speech. Maybe a conference of democratic middle powers, out of Halifax or Vancouver, that can coordinate on collective sovereignty issues like payments systems, social media, corporations, and even sea lane/trade security
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
It would be good to see something more real than just the vibe shift from the speech. Maybe a conference of democratic middle powers, out of Halifax or Vancouver, that can coordinate on collective sovereignty issues like payments systems, social media, corporations, and even sea lane/trade security
Bonhomme canonically (according to Carnaval organizers!) weighs 400 pounds and is functionally immortal
Prime Minister Carney meets Bonhomme Carnaval.
(credit: Gray_Mackenzie on X)
(credit: Gray_Mackenzie on X)
January 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Bonhomme canonically (according to Carnaval organizers!) weighs 400 pounds and is functionally immortal
Hyena Road with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Hyena Road with Big Naturals
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Bro was negotiating with the voices in his head
NATO’S RUTTE: GREENLAND’S STATUS DID NOT COME UP IN TALKS WITH TRUMP – FOX NEWS
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Bro was negotiating with the voices in his head
Canadians, do we rate the RCR Rubber Chicken incident or the Van Doos Water Buffalo incident as the more embarrassing of the two regimental hijinks of the modern era?
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Canadians, do we rate the RCR Rubber Chicken incident or the Van Doos Water Buffalo incident as the more embarrassing of the two regimental hijinks of the modern era?
The only people there to disabuse them of this are the actual mil people there who know better, but in a more degraded US political environment there is a serious risk of chud hubris just assuming their foes will give up and it gets us into a serious conflict.
There's always been fantasies on forums and on 4chan about killing 'weak libs' in cities in a civil war, as well as killing the 'weak and gay' coalition troops coming to support the 'woke US government' which I'm sure has carried onto to current staffers.
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The only people there to disabuse them of this are the actual mil people there who know better, but in a more degraded US political environment there is a serious risk of chud hubris just assuming their foes will give up and it gets us into a serious conflict.
A weird thing of mine is that military bases could be a very useful place to demonstrate urban planning in North America. They have no motive beyond providing housing for troops and saving budget dollars, which could them roll into fitness studies in troops and their families in walkable communities
Hearing about having to haul a moderately overweight compulsive smoker who had an asthma attack every thirty meters through open fields while Russian UAVs were overhead made me a believer in the enduring value of PT.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
A weird thing of mine is that military bases could be a very useful place to demonstrate urban planning in North America. They have no motive beyond providing housing for troops and saving budget dollars, which could them roll into fitness studies in troops and their families in walkable communities
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Sweet, discussion time with oomfs
*getting reposted dozens of times*
Wow this sucks
Sweet, discussion time with oomfs
*getting reposted dozens of times*
Wow this sucks
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
*getting reposted a couple times*
Sweet, discussion time with oomfs
*getting reposted dozens of times*
Wow this sucks
Sweet, discussion time with oomfs
*getting reposted dozens of times*
Wow this sucks
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They'd have to hope and pray they get all the ships because full auto 3" and 5" shells raining down turns that from stupid and improbable to deadly and impossible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0O...
Oto Melara 76mm
YouTube video by MrTommelomsen
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
They'd have to hope and pray they get all the ships because full auto 3" and 5" shells raining down turns that from stupid and improbable to deadly and impossible
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0O...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0O...
Let's save crashing out about Greenland until we actually see some movement from US assets that would indicate staging for an op. With a few hundred European troops and a couple warships already in theatre or imminently arriving, a clandestine SOF raid isn't going to cut it anymore.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Let's save crashing out about Greenland until we actually see some movement from US assets that would indicate staging for an op. With a few hundred European troops and a couple warships already in theatre or imminently arriving, a clandestine SOF raid isn't going to cut it anymore.
Tree Harvey Oswald is right fucking there! I am a fool and an imbecile
And that tree grew up to be Lee Harvey Oswald
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Tree Harvey Oswald is right fucking there! I am a fool and an imbecile
Being mindful to be less of a rivet counter when I DM and prep. I try to focus in and make a heroic challenge for my players but I'm two hours in and I'm way off base making up acronyms for each large faction's ship life extension programs and brand names for certain subsystems.
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Being mindful to be less of a rivet counter when I DM and prep. I try to focus in and make a heroic challenge for my players but I'm two hours in and I'm way off base making up acronyms for each large faction's ship life extension programs and brand names for certain subsystems.
Re-cork your champagne folks, government aircraft and electrical faults are like peanut butter and jelly, often found together and not particularly notable.
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Re-cork your champagne folks, government aircraft and electrical faults are like peanut butter and jelly, often found together and not particularly notable.
Center-left everywhere: We have to innovate and figure out how to speak to populist voters and polarized electorates, running a traditional technocratic candidate is suicide!
The Liberal Party of Canada:
The Liberal Party of Canada:
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Center-left everywhere: We have to innovate and figure out how to speak to populist voters and polarized electorates, running a traditional technocratic candidate is suicide!
The Liberal Party of Canada:
The Liberal Party of Canada:
Skill issue
Jennifer Lawrence says filming in Calgary made her cry.
Jennifer Lawrence says the coldest scene she’s ever filmed was in Calgary
Jennifer Lawrence says filming in Calgary made her cry.
bit.ly
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Skill issue
The speech by Mr. Carney will, of course, be bookended by a test of our first domestic Nuclear weapon on an uninhabited stretch of shield.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The speech by Mr. Carney will, of course, be bookended by a test of our first domestic Nuclear weapon on an uninhabited stretch of shield.
I think its super cool that 2/12 astronauts that're doing Artemis are CSA and there's a nonzero chance we might get to be the second country to put boots on regolith but at the same time I just like don't want to tell anyone because if the wrong people find out NASAs flying dirty us canucks its over
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I think its super cool that 2/12 astronauts that're doing Artemis are CSA and there's a nonzero chance we might get to be the second country to put boots on regolith but at the same time I just like don't want to tell anyone because if the wrong people find out NASAs flying dirty us canucks its over