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AJ | je suis hippie ☮️
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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spent half the last inning laughing at the budweiser crown being over the pitchers head every pitch
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.
September 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
April 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Mets upcoming opponents also describes my 42-yr Mets fandom.
September 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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reminder that bluesky is a platform for fake fans and haters. if you’re posting about sports, please try to keep it dimwitted and reverberating with spite
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Bluesky has too many people with masters degrees posting "kush got me feeling like the Irish Alf"
September 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Me when my wife sees the browser history
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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i think about this tweet every single day
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*

Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them

RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Clarissa explained none of this.
January 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM