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K
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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What compels a British person to watch videos of an American evangelical fascist for fun? The answer may shock you (it's transphobia).
September 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
September 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Scooby Doo's favourite takeaway...
September 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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We're at the point where it is a news story that a company which sells articles of clothing is not refusing to cater to certain categories of people who need those articles of clothing. The transphobic moral panic not just evil, it is objectively insane.
August 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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I’ve mulled over posting this for months now. But yesterday it came to a head. And I’m aware that the people who need to see it will either not be here, or will suggest that I’m lying.

I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention
August 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Happy 249th Birthday America. You don’t look a day over 1938 Germany.
July 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Old high school friend lives in Alaska now, and a couple of days ago, a moose gave birth right outside her window at work.
May 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Meanwhile, this display of hatred and intolerance is given a police escort and allowed to disrupt everything every single year without any consequence.
July 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Magic. Absolutely amazing decision that I’m sure will have no negative repercussions for protest in this country.
BREAKING: Palestine Action will be officially banned as a proscribed terrorist group

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July 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This feels promising. I need it to be promising.
Today, after 14 years, I’m resigning from the Labour Party.

Jeremy Corbyn and I will co-lead the founding of a new party, with other Independent MPs, campaigners and activists across the country.

Join us. The time is now.

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July 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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If people in the 1940s were chanting: “Death, death to the Gestapo”, should we have been outraged?

Probably not, yet the IDF is every bit as vicious a killing machine, yet apparently no one is allowed to say this out loud.
July 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Wild idea, but hear me out: if you have a toilet in your place of business that is for anyone to use, you could just label it as "Toilet" or use a picture of a toilet. You actually don't *need* to reference anyone's gender on the sign.
Turning out to actually be fairly common for the trans symbol to be appropriated to mean “all gender“ or “unisex“ and considering there is a concerted effort to segregate us im actually quite mad about it
Now seeing examples of the trans symbol being used as a unisex symbol for toilets and ewww no thats horrible it doesn’t mean unisex it means trans segregation
June 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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I don’t want to live in a world where somebody drives a car into a crowd of people who just want to celebrate their football team.
And I don’t want to live in a world where the police have to specify that person is white & British to stop hotels & mosques being firebombed.
May 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Cat lying on your lap = cute

Cat lying on your lap AND RESTING THEIR TINY FUZZY CHIN ON YOU = OMFG WE DO NOT DESERVE YOU, YOU PERFECT FLUFF ANGEL 😭😻
April 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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I swear I’m only going to say this once. Everyone, please: if you don’t like the way other people are using social media, FFS just mute them. Stop posting about it and mute them! You don’t have to be frustrated that everyone else isn’t behaving the way you’d like, you can just *make them go away*
April 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Much as with Luigi Mangioni, whatever your opinion of Thatcher it's worth remembering if you do certain things with your life you will not be mourned.
happy anniversary!!!!!!! 🎉🎈🎉
April 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Like infinity pools didn’t already freak me out
March 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on your case?
March 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hey Jude. All 6 hours of it.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
March 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"
March 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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This is Kevin and Creed. They don't know how they got in this situation, but had already decided to simply accept their fate. 13/10 for both
March 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The cunt is playing games with peoples lives so he and his pals can make a killing on the stock market. Fucking scum
BREAKING: US Commerce Secretary Lutnick has said: Trump may roll back Canada and Mexico tariffs tomorrow
March 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM