Neil
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social
A kind and interesting gentleman (not my words)
Still known as Ian-Neil.
Founding member of #bobblehatclub and Lord Neil of Bobblecestershire
‘Stable but dangerous’
Nigella says I’m lovely.
Definitely not a Hot Dad. Hopefully an Adequate dad.
Still known as Ian-Neil.
Founding member of #bobblehatclub and Lord Neil of Bobblecestershire
‘Stable but dangerous’
Nigella says I’m lovely.
Definitely not a Hot Dad. Hopefully an Adequate dad.
4.40am is it? I guess it’s been 4 or 5 days since my last visit to the #blueskyinsomniacs club
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
4.40am is it? I guess it’s been 4 or 5 days since my last visit to the #blueskyinsomniacs club
@000iamsoops.bsky.social hey Soops, are you back? Or just passing through?
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
@000iamsoops.bsky.social hey Soops, are you back? Or just passing through?
So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
Right, can someone please just confirm by reply that you can still see my account. I’ve had a dodgy looking DM suggesting I’m shadow banned.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Right, can someone please just confirm by reply that you can still see my account. I’ve had a dodgy looking DM suggesting I’m shadow banned.
Right. I’m on a train to London. Don’t let me down today Avanti. Timings to keep to. Shenanigans to be had.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Right. I’m on a train to London. Don’t let me down today Avanti. Timings to keep to. Shenanigans to be had.
I must confirm that I am neither the resurrection, nor am I the light.
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I must confirm that I am neither the resurrection, nor am I the light.
This account smells like Toblerone and negronis.
This account smells like Tayto and Jameson’s.
This account smells like chocolate and sandalwood
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
This account smells like Toblerone and negronis.
Morning @littlecageling.bsky.social did the sleep work?
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Morning @littlecageling.bsky.social did the sleep work?
Today in ‘does LinkedIn even have a clue what I do?’ I’ve been fed a job opportunity as a non-exec director for the mayoral development corp that will be responsible for the regeneration of Old Trafford stadium and the surrounding area.
Much as I’d love this, it’s a little above my pay grade…
Much as I’d love this, it’s a little above my pay grade…
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today in ‘does LinkedIn even have a clue what I do?’ I’ve been fed a job opportunity as a non-exec director for the mayoral development corp that will be responsible for the regeneration of Old Trafford stadium and the surrounding area.
Much as I’d love this, it’s a little above my pay grade…
Much as I’d love this, it’s a little above my pay grade…
So I’m normally proud of my poached eggs but one of today’s did not look so pretty…I am not to proud to admit that I am human too…
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
So I’m normally proud of my poached eggs but one of today’s did not look so pretty…I am not to proud to admit that I am human too…
Question for my mechanically minded chums on here.
Does unleaded petrol, stored in a proper plastic 5 litre container, degrade? I’ve found some from about 2 years (from 23’s karting days) and just realised that I could put it in the car. But not if it will have an adverse effect.
Does unleaded petrol, stored in a proper plastic 5 litre container, degrade? I’ve found some from about 2 years (from 23’s karting days) and just realised that I could put it in the car. But not if it will have an adverse effect.
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Question for my mechanically minded chums on here.
Does unleaded petrol, stored in a proper plastic 5 litre container, degrade? I’ve found some from about 2 years (from 23’s karting days) and just realised that I could put it in the car. But not if it will have an adverse effect.
Does unleaded petrol, stored in a proper plastic 5 litre container, degrade? I’ve found some from about 2 years (from 23’s karting days) and just realised that I could put it in the car. But not if it will have an adverse effect.
Narrator: But @starmansuperpants.bsky.social did not go to sleep, the tit.
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Narrator: But @starmansuperpants.bsky.social did not go to sleep, the tit.
Well, that Lily Allen album is a listen and a half isn’t it? A very good use of 45 mins.
How can someone with an angelic voice like that spit such venom? (I know why, you don’t need to tell me, thanks)
How can someone with an angelic voice like that spit such venom? (I know why, you don’t need to tell me, thanks)
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well, that Lily Allen album is a listen and a half isn’t it? A very good use of 45 mins.
How can someone with an angelic voice like that spit such venom? (I know why, you don’t need to tell me, thanks)
How can someone with an angelic voice like that spit such venom? (I know why, you don’t need to tell me, thanks)
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I am too tired for slick advertising campaigns. Buy stuff, please? Ta. Keeping it real.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I am too tired for slick advertising campaigns. Buy stuff, please? Ta. Keeping it real.
This joke is so dad, it just saw its daughter’s Halloween costume, and said thanks, I needed a handkerchief.
Oh wait. That was real life in my house this morning…
Oh wait. That was real life in my house this morning…
This joke is so dad it switches off all the other lights & only has the big light on.
This joke is so dad it has a special stick in the shed for stirring paint
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 AM
This joke is so dad, it just saw its daughter’s Halloween costume, and said thanks, I needed a handkerchief.
Oh wait. That was real life in my house this morning…
Oh wait. That was real life in my house this morning…
10am.
Ah hour of being sat at my desk.
How many of the 7 things on today’s to do list have been ‘to done’? Zero.
How many shitposts on here? Numerous.
And therein lies my problem…
Ah hour of being sat at my desk.
How many of the 7 things on today’s to do list have been ‘to done’? Zero.
How many shitposts on here? Numerous.
And therein lies my problem…
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
10am.
Ah hour of being sat at my desk.
How many of the 7 things on today’s to do list have been ‘to done’? Zero.
How many shitposts on here? Numerous.
And therein lies my problem…
Ah hour of being sat at my desk.
How many of the 7 things on today’s to do list have been ‘to done’? Zero.
How many shitposts on here? Numerous.
And therein lies my problem…
Spring forward. Sexyback
(Has this been done before? It must have been done before. Fuck it. Send.)
(Has this been done before? It must have been done before. Fuck it. Send.)
a man in a suit is smelling a red microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit is smelling a red microphone .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Spring forward. Sexyback
(Has this been done before? It must have been done before. Fuck it. Send.)
(Has this been done before? It must have been done before. Fuck it. Send.)
Yes Brooksie! I’m on the Gavi, what are you drinking?
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Yes Brooksie! I’m on the Gavi, what are you drinking?
Watching the end of the second series of Love is Blind UK. Yes I know I’m weeks late.
It’s the weddings. So far the first groom has failed to tie his tie properly, has short trousers no socks and slip on shoes. Even the bride’s father hasn’t done his tie properly.
Am I wrong to be twitching rn?
It’s the weddings. So far the first groom has failed to tie his tie properly, has short trousers no socks and slip on shoes. Even the bride’s father hasn’t done his tie properly.
Am I wrong to be twitching rn?
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Watching the end of the second series of Love is Blind UK. Yes I know I’m weeks late.
It’s the weddings. So far the first groom has failed to tie his tie properly, has short trousers no socks and slip on shoes. Even the bride’s father hasn’t done his tie properly.
Am I wrong to be twitching rn?
It’s the weddings. So far the first groom has failed to tie his tie properly, has short trousers no socks and slip on shoes. Even the bride’s father hasn’t done his tie properly.
Am I wrong to be twitching rn?
🚨Middle aged post klaxon 🚨
Gardening day. Why is it that the only matching pair of gardening gloves has been out in the rain and is soggy as hell???
Gardening day. Why is it that the only matching pair of gardening gloves has been out in the rain and is soggy as hell???
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
🚨Middle aged post klaxon 🚨
Gardening day. Why is it that the only matching pair of gardening gloves has been out in the rain and is soggy as hell???
Gardening day. Why is it that the only matching pair of gardening gloves has been out in the rain and is soggy as hell???
Friday night rules. @andrewblue23.bsky.social @stusteel80.bsky.social @bwianair.bsky.social
and the rest of the negroni crew
and the rest of the negroni crew
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Friday night rules. @andrewblue23.bsky.social @stusteel80.bsky.social @bwianair.bsky.social
and the rest of the negroni crew
and the rest of the negroni crew
Alright Gary. Or Sarah. Or Gary Sarah.
Anyway, swift block on my part.
Anyway, swift block on my part.
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Alright Gary. Or Sarah. Or Gary Sarah.
Anyway, swift block on my part.
Anyway, swift block on my part.
So well done to my company’s spam email catcher, for catching an email from *checks notes* my company.
Slow hand clap.
Slow hand clap.
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
So well done to my company’s spam email catcher, for catching an email from *checks notes* my company.
Slow hand clap.
Slow hand clap.
I’ve just read this thread. Goes from this starting point, to buttplugs to washing machine wine to pinafore dresses. If anyone needed an actual representation of what Bluesky is all about.
Uh oh. Can hear something metal in the washing machine spinning round and probably ripping everything. 😬
October 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I’ve just read this thread. Goes from this starting point, to buttplugs to washing machine wine to pinafore dresses. If anyone needed an actual representation of what Bluesky is all about.
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the *future
*already here
*already here
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the *future
*already here
*already here