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Sarah
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Exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting
Nothing makes me feel more like I am engaged in a minor conspiracy than spending the morning redacting pdf copies of documents
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I always remember this from a Holocaust Memorial Day post. Some in the Labour Party are a bit too precariously balanced on the lip of something unspeakable
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Watched the first 4 episodes of Down Cemetery Road this weekend and thank god someone is finally talking about the preposterousness of giant meringues without cream
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They’ve set up a Christmas village on Hippy Green and it’s quite the vibe shift (iykyk)
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Bravo Con appears to have been a hot mess and I’ve never wanted to be anywhere more
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
As The Family Stone appears on Netflix the question arises just how many times can I watch it before Christmas
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Cynthia moves FAST
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sainsbury’s cereal milk and cornflake cookies are really very good and with that name clearly meant for breakfast
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I am always ridiculously happy when my supermarket delivery arrives right at the start of the delivery window (I used to go to nightclubs and have fun)
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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and so we move one step closer to the creation of Hitler Park
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists

It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder

www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@zoetrope11.bsky.social Happy birthday! 🎂 hope it’s a good one 🍾
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I never thought the Pepto bismol ad would be surpassed in terms of annoying earworm but come on down the Asda Christmas Grinch
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Lols
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
And I just made the mistake of checking in on my FPL team
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Very much enjoying the season where we pootle about above the relegation whilst Sunderland make the top 4
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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What a world
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Right, get your act together Arsenal because I cannot deal with a world where the Mackems are second in the league
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The hamster was cheating by storing the food😂

#Hamster #Cat #Animals
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Work is difficult at the moment and I’m quite stressed so it’s important to be reminded of all the good there is in the world
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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TRAITORS SPOILER AHEAD

Alan winning and then immediately regretting it and crying is exactly how I play games
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just an amazing bit of television all round. I can’t believe I ever had my doubts about a celeb version.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Nick’s “oh fuck!” My moment of the series
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM