Sarah
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social
Exhausts easily under the pressure to be interesting
Spy is also worth watching for quite the performance (in a good way) from Rose Byrne. Genuinely gutted it never produced a sequel
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Spy is also worth watching for quite the performance (in a good way) from Rose Byrne. Genuinely gutted it never produced a sequel
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If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.
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February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
Had smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel for lunch because it’s Monday and I deserve it
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Had smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel for lunch because it’s Monday and I deserve it
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Nothing incentivises me more than spite so if there is a way for me to not have children in a more aggressive way than just by not having children you best believe I will be aggressively not having children even more.
As a woman would you really vote for this, Reform commanding Women what to do with their own bodies.
February 16, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Nothing incentivises me more than spite so if there is a way for me to not have children in a more aggressive way than just by not having children you best believe I will be aggressively not having children even more.
I gave in to the constant advertising of those Stocked blocks on Instagram, had first one tonight (chilli) on a jacket potato and honestly game changer for when I can’t be bothered / on my own etc,
February 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I gave in to the constant advertising of those Stocked blocks on Instagram, had first one tonight (chilli) on a jacket potato and honestly game changer for when I can’t be bothered / on my own etc,
Love the lads in the shed
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Love the lads in the shed
More sports should be a trap door opening at staggered times and everyone racing
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
More sports should be a trap door opening at staggered times and everyone racing
I was about to get annoyed at another public proposal stealing someone’s Olympic thunder till I realised it was part of their race prep.
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I was about to get annoyed at another public proposal stealing someone’s Olympic thunder till I realised it was part of their race prep.
they have taken my money www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 AM
they have taken my money www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...
Who knew VAR would be a good thing
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Who knew VAR would be a good thing
Got home to be told the Villa goalie did something silly and got sent off. Imagine my surprise that it wasn’t Martinez
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Got home to be told the Villa goalie did something silly and got sent off. Imagine my surprise that it wasn’t Martinez
Take my money now please
The 964-piece LEGO Ideas set is the brand’s first ‘Peanuts’ set. It’s set number 21368, with builds for Snoopy and his pal Woodstock. The characters can stand alone, sit on Snoopy’s classic red doghouse, or roast marshmallows over a campfire.
LEGO Just Announced Its First-Ever Snoopy Set
The 964-piece LEGO Ideas set is the brand’s first ‘Peanuts’ set. It’s set number 21368, with builds for Snoopy and his pal Woodstock. The characters can stand alone, sit on Snoopy’s classic red doghouse, or roast marshmallows over a campfire.
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February 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Take my money now please
Watching the olympics whilst eating an entire cheese tear and share (no chance) bread with butter. As God intended
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Watching the olympics whilst eating an entire cheese tear and share (no chance) bread with butter. As God intended
Create hysterical laughter in your own home by suggesting that the cross country skiing is “do-able”
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Create hysterical laughter in your own home by suggesting that the cross country skiing is “do-able”
My knees have come out in sympathy watching the moguls
February 14, 2026 at 10:52 AM
My knees have come out in sympathy watching the moguls
NEWCASTLE HAS BLUE SKY
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM
NEWCASTLE HAS BLUE SKY
It’s on new legislation so my misery is basically Keir Starmer’s fault
Attending some online training which is in itself a boring topic but being delivered in an incredibly monotone manner and as they gave us the slides in advance I can see just HOW MUCH more there is to go.
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It’s on new legislation so my misery is basically Keir Starmer’s fault
Attending some online training which is in itself a boring topic but being delivered in an incredibly monotone manner and as they gave us the slides in advance I can see just HOW MUCH more there is to go.
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Attending some online training which is in itself a boring topic but being delivered in an incredibly monotone manner and as they gave us the slides in advance I can see just HOW MUCH more there is to go.
Catching up on RHOBH and I don’t think there’s much in this world that I would like to see as much as I would like to see Dorit and PK’s financial records
February 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Catching up on RHOBH and I don’t think there’s much in this world that I would like to see as much as I would like to see Dorit and PK’s financial records
I don’t like to pull rank at work (genuinely I don’t) but one of the admin assistants sent me a message basically saying “so you’ll have to do it” and erm…..
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I don’t like to pull rank at work (genuinely I don’t) but one of the admin assistants sent me a message basically saying “so you’ll have to do it” and erm…..
What some of the male snowboarders make me think of
February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
What some of the male snowboarders make me think of
The double luge is making me laugh
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The double luge is making me laugh
Bit annoyed I don’t get to look like Mystic Meg
It’s going to be a funny end to the season when Spurs win the CL and then sack Frank
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Bit annoyed I don’t get to look like Mystic Meg
Imagine being fired from a show for racism that still has Ramona Singer on the cast
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Imagine being fired from a show for racism that still has Ramona Singer on the cast