Miranda W 🇨🇦
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Miranda W 🇨🇦
@mirandawess.bsky.social
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November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...
How to Build an Outdoor Shelter
Building an outdoor cat shelter is cheap, easy, and your feline friends will love it! See Alley Cat Allies Step-by-Step guide to build an outdoor cat shelter.
www.alleycat.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Nov. 9, 1962: "Can Santa be far behind? A reminder that jolly gent in the bulky red suit will be parading through Toronto streets one week from tomorrow in the annual Santa Claus parade was brought home to shoppers last night when the Yonge St. Christmas lights were turned on..."
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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If you saw a rat steal a slice of pizza, no you didn't, he's got baby turtles to feed.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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the universe is only constantly expanding to get away from earth
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Today I started the "no sweets 4 weeks" challenge which I will restart tomorrow.
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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(listening to my body)

What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I want to explain French philosophy to you. But it’s Sartre a difficult subject to understand.
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what
October 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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yes, but he still has to sound out some of the longer words
October 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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This was far funnier than it had any right to be. 😂
September 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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ME: a guy at work broke his jaw and has to eat all his meals through a straw

WIFE: wow that sucks

ME: i know what a straw does linda
September 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I'm writing poem about pumpkins:

Pumpkins are orange

Goddammit
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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if you are a musician and you hold the mic out for the crowd sing more than 3x, we are owed a refund. karaoke night is down the street, buddy.
September 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Thanks for the thesaurus, I similar it so much.
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Fun facts and definitions:

- a BOG is a wetland that is acidic
- a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline
- a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees
- a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees

Now you know!
September 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"Fuck around and find out."
– Maria Montessori
August 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Join the #BlueSkyArtShow
Saturday September 6, 2025
The theme is #Summer

Any art, any skill level
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Multiple entries welcome

Show us your shiny things!
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#photography #drawing #painting #sketching #writing
September 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Regular Sunday: ugh tomorrow is Monday.

Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.
August 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary SMATTERING: Asking what is wrong.
August 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM