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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Hope you're all taking care of yourselves today! Remember to breathe erratically, never drink water, tense all your muscles really hard and stare directly at the sun until you see mythical creatures
March 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hope you're all taking care of yourselves today! Remember to breathe erratically, never drink water, tense all your muscles really hard and stare directly at the sun until you see mythical creatures
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Chiropractic practice is like "What if physical therapy was louder and also deadly?"
March 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Chiropractic practice is like "What if physical therapy was louder and also deadly?"
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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god (when the people he created and gave free will to eat from the tree of knowledge he created and put near where those people live, which they were told to do by a serpent he also created for the purpose of telling them to do that): oh what the FUCK. if i had a son right now he'd be fucking DEAD
March 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
god (when the people he created and gave free will to eat from the tree of knowledge he created and put near where those people live, which they were told to do by a serpent he also created for the purpose of telling them to do that): oh what the FUCK. if i had a son right now he'd be fucking DEAD
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i think "an effective altruist is personally denying twenty million people their HIV medications despite a court order telling him to send the money" is a pretty good summary of effective altruism as a real world philosophy
February 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i think "an effective altruist is personally denying twenty million people their HIV medications despite a court order telling him to send the money" is a pretty good summary of effective altruism as a real world philosophy
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this is so beautiful
February 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this is so beautiful
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This is the best piece of journalism I’ve read in a very long time:
Her job is to remove homeless people from SF’s parks. Her methods are extraordinary sfstandard.com/2025/02/08/g...
Her job is to remove homeless people from SF’s parks. Her methods are extraordinary sfstandard.com/2025/02/08/g...
Her job is to remove homeless people from SF's parks. Her methods are extraordinary
Instead of forcing people out of Golden Gate Park, ranger Amanda Barrows helps them find housing.
sfstandard.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is the best piece of journalism I’ve read in a very long time:
Her job is to remove homeless people from SF’s parks. Her methods are extraordinary sfstandard.com/2025/02/08/g...
Her job is to remove homeless people from SF’s parks. Her methods are extraordinary sfstandard.com/2025/02/08/g...
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i’m not a math guy but it seems like they could’ve paid the rent for 100 apartments for close to a decade for the same price and with none of the atrocities, civil rights violations, etc.
In preparation for today’s Super Bowl in New Orleans, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in an unheated warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the warehouse.
The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million
The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million
Louisiana coerced unhoused people into an unheated warehouse – and paid $17.5m for it
Dozens of New Orleanians were bused to a site with insufficient heating and blankets days before the city is to host the Super Bowl
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i’m not a math guy but it seems like they could’ve paid the rent for 100 apartments for close to a decade for the same price and with none of the atrocities, civil rights violations, etc.
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what if we replaced the government witj a small cat that is sleepy
February 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
what if we replaced the government witj a small cat that is sleepy
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no no i did NOT ghost you
i just forgot to write back for a week and a half and at that point it was too embarrassing to admit i had forgot and so was just easier to ignore
i just forgot to write back for a week and a half and at that point it was too embarrassing to admit i had forgot and so was just easier to ignore
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
no no i did NOT ghost you
i just forgot to write back for a week and a half and at that point it was too embarrassing to admit i had forgot and so was just easier to ignore
i just forgot to write back for a week and a half and at that point it was too embarrassing to admit i had forgot and so was just easier to ignore
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in general, I feel freed by the current moment. like I don't gotta keep up the stupid goddamn affect of The High Road. just. Treat your enemies like shit, I assure you that they are being paid to try and get you into a concentration camp
February 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
in general, I feel freed by the current moment. like I don't gotta keep up the stupid goddamn affect of The High Road. just. Treat your enemies like shit, I assure you that they are being paid to try and get you into a concentration camp
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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tired: do not comply in advance
wired: fuck you, make me
wired: fuck you, make me
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
tired: do not comply in advance
wired: fuck you, make me
wired: fuck you, make me
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Every time I remember Stephen Miller designed this rush of orders to burn me out specifically I get a new burst of energy from the spite alone. The very thought of my exhaustion giving him an ounce of joy makes me want to burst through walls
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every time I remember Stephen Miller designed this rush of orders to burn me out specifically I get a new burst of energy from the spite alone. The very thought of my exhaustion giving him an ounce of joy makes me want to burst through walls
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I have a certain je ne sais blah.
January 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I have a certain je ne sais blah.
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no one:
no one at all:
absolutely no one:
not a single person:
nobody ever:
me [in my most Ursula voice]: BODY LANGUAAGGGEEEE
no one at all:
absolutely no one:
not a single person:
nobody ever:
me [in my most Ursula voice]: BODY LANGUAAGGGEEEE
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
no one:
no one at all:
absolutely no one:
not a single person:
nobody ever:
me [in my most Ursula voice]: BODY LANGUAAGGGEEEE
no one at all:
absolutely no one:
not a single person:
nobody ever:
me [in my most Ursula voice]: BODY LANGUAAGGGEEEE
Heartwarming:
Latest from @dvnjr and me.
*How Dan Snyder views Commanders' run from afar: 'He f—-ing hates it'
*How Snyder tried to blow up the sale to Harris at the eleventh hour
*Nee stuff on legal cases, his life in London, and why Jerry Jones says "It was time for a divorce.”
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
*How Dan Snyder views Commanders' run from afar: 'He f—-ing hates it'
*How Snyder tried to blow up the sale to Harris at the eleventh hour
*Nee stuff on legal cases, his life in London, and why Jerry Jones says "It was time for a divorce.”
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Snyder 'hates' Commanders success
Sources close to the ex-Commanders owner say he remains in denial over what led to his ouster from the NFL.
www.espn.com
January 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Heartwarming:
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i would never journal my dreams, what happens when i’m asleep is none of my goddamned business
January 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i would never journal my dreams, what happens when i’m asleep is none of my goddamned business
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I don't know what the correct amount of attention to pay to the horrors is
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don't know what the correct amount of attention to pay to the horrors is
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike