lord of the slimes
@xrae.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
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"Seemingly unconstitutional" The Constitution is 4,500 words, check it, I'll wait
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Seemingly unconstitutional" The Constitution is 4,500 words, check it, I'll wait
calling it that the ‘deal’ trump made was for them to rename it Trumpland
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 PM
calling it that the ‘deal’ trump made was for them to rename it Trumpland
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It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It's interesting to hear Europe criticize the US for its aggression. When it is their continent which produced Count Dracula...
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
at least you know he definitely still shit his pants because he does it all the time
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
at least you know he definitely still shit his pants because he does it all the time
there’s still like 1 hour left for the universe to give me the best birthday gift ever
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 AM
there’s still like 1 hour left for the universe to give me the best birthday gift ever
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I'm bored let's all go to our banks and withdraw all our money
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'm bored let's all go to our banks and withdraw all our money
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what if he gets on that one and then it happens lol
UPDATE
Air Force One is returning to Andrews due to a “minor electrical issue.”
The President and his delegation will board a different aircraft and head to Davos.
Air Force One is returning to Andrews due to a “minor electrical issue.”
The President and his delegation will board a different aircraft and head to Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
what if he gets on that one and then it happens lol
come in, warm yourself by the usb drive
January 20, 2026 at 11:00 PM
come in, warm yourself by the usb drive
you know how when you take a selfie with an iphone and at first they look good but then it sort of settles into a slightly higher contrast and sharpens details? yeah, it should stop doing that.
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
you know how when you take a selfie with an iphone and at first they look good but then it sort of settles into a slightly higher contrast and sharpens details? yeah, it should stop doing that.
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I was asleep but my all-sky camera caught some aurora near my place in Portland last night! So psyched
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I was asleep but my all-sky camera caught some aurora near my place in Portland last night! So psyched
i think for my birthday somebody should give me greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i think for my birthday somebody should give me greenland.
on this day in history david lynch was born, and so was i. and so was jeffrey epstein unfortunately.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
on this day in history david lynch was born, and so was i. and so was jeffrey epstein unfortunately.
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What's the deal with uuuuh *looking outside*... sticks?
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
What's the deal with uuuuh *looking outside*... sticks?
which kaiju will win
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
which kaiju will win
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
FIVE buckets?? in this economy??
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
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January 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
FIVE buckets?? in this economy??
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Bro they got Rachel Maddow posting crimethinc links
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Bro they got Rachel Maddow posting crimethinc links
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this is what the nail girlies are up to
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
this is what the nail girlies are up to
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
ferns are so fucking weird and cool
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
ferns are so fucking weird and cool
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grok bad. now check out these genAI pics of the evil men smooching har har
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
grok bad. now check out these genAI pics of the evil men smooching har har
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this thread is now complete. stay safe out there
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
this thread is now complete. stay safe out there