lord of the slimes
@xrae.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
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commenting 'ai slop' on a high school acquaintances fb post of their newborn
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
commenting 'ai slop' on a high school acquaintances fb post of their newborn
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first attempt at imaging andromeda. about 1 hr of combined exposure at 200mm (f/2.8) with a significant crop. thinking about using a 500mm but it's much slower at f/6.3 so idk. i also don't have a star tracker so I'm shooting 1sec exposures lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
first attempt at imaging andromeda. about 1 hr of combined exposure at 200mm (f/2.8) with a significant crop. thinking about using a 500mm but it's much slower at f/6.3 so idk. i also don't have a star tracker so I'm shooting 1sec exposures lol
yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
her: are you stupid?
me:
me:
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how do i make siri be mean to me
The new Turing test is whether a machine can show more empathy than the average husband
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
how do i make siri be mean to me
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the way my grandma looks at me when i lift the couch all by myself to help her vacuum
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the way my grandma looks at me when i lift the couch all by myself to help her vacuum
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Cats aren't afraid of the void
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Cats aren't afraid of the void
should i go see emperor
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
should i go see emperor
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
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Me seeing the most violently disturbing political development ever: That is so 2 hours ago
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me seeing the most violently disturbing political development ever: That is so 2 hours ago
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this thread reminded me that i still know all the words to bloodhound gang bad touch, and also remember the ‘hurray for boobies’ CD itself was a boob
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
this thread reminded me that i still know all the words to bloodhound gang bad touch, and also remember the ‘hurray for boobies’ CD itself was a boob
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butterflies, while beautiful, have very low HP
September 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM
butterflies, while beautiful, have very low HP
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I left the off-brand Roomba in the attic and now all the mannequins and spiders are gone, and the Roomba has twenty faces and a thousand eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I left the off-brand Roomba in the attic and now all the mannequins and spiders are gone, and the Roomba has twenty faces and a thousand eyes.
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I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
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"someone you had admired" like
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"someone you had admired" like
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
-private equity goblin who just closed your local hospital
-president guilty of several war crimes
-3rd tier royal with multiple genetic syndromes
-banker who invented the sub-subprime loan
-guy who wrote a book called "snatch: how high performers seize the day"
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what kind of pastry is this
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
what kind of pastry is this
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one of the craziest things i learned about dick van dyke is that his wife (who runs his social media) had to call him “mister” a lot on facebook because the meta automod ai can’t let a man with a dutch surname with the first name richard fucking LIVE
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
one of the craziest things i learned about dick van dyke is that his wife (who runs his social media) had to call him “mister” a lot on facebook because the meta automod ai can’t let a man with a dutch surname with the first name richard fucking LIVE
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when that movie was released i used an edit of that poster in matt walsh’s replies
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
when that movie was released i used an edit of that poster in matt walsh’s replies
i’m going to scientifically discover a link between covid and a genetic mutation that makes people drive bad
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i’m going to scientifically discover a link between covid and a genetic mutation that makes people drive bad
i hate driving here so much that i’ve been trying to strategize a parking situation a week before i actually have to park
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i hate driving here so much that i’ve been trying to strategize a parking situation a week before i actually have to park