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xrae.bsky.social
lord of the slimes
@xrae.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ metal dude | l e f t | slime creature | nb asexual | they/he.

🖼️ ✍️ drawings: https://www.instagram.com/wrong.worm/
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i just got this blanket and they love it more than they love messing with each other
i’m in my bed under an orange textured blanket and squid and ham are both curled up on top of my legs
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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the pic of the pope at the microphone that everyone is posting song lyrics to, except i put the text “would” on there in the most catholic font i could
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
xrae.bsky.social
what kind of pastry is this
ham, a pale orange striped cat, curled into a circle. lookin like some kind of bun
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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hey they design cords too
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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short stack and tallboy
squid and ham looking out of a window that’s low to the ground. they’re sitting in the same position with their backs to the camera and their tails curved to the left. squid is notably shorter than ham and doesn’t seem to be getting much of a view.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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i live with cartoon characters
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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i put a cage and rocks around my tree to squid-proof it and i just made it more fun for her, i should have anticipated this
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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honey roasted bbq ham
ham curled up on his armchair, and i put a packet of honey roasted bbq sauce on him. the camera caught him-licking his lips
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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wow ok rude squid
squid looking down, ignoring me now she’s kind of side-eyeing me with really wide eyes, and she looks a little scared and embarrassed
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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zohran campaign text generator: ‘BANNED from DAVE & BUSTER’S for CLOGGING ALL OF THE TOILETS’
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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my staghorn fern needed a little support
a staghorn fern in a glass pot, with two of its fronds held up by mini doll-size crutches
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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yeah 😎
a bowl of ramen with veggies and crispy tofu with chili oil
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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no! no!!!
screenshot from an email from a clothing company that says ‘TRENDING NOW: low-rise jeans’
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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sunshine cats :)
ham hanging out between my patio door and the vertical window blinds, he’s sunbathing and looking snoozy ham’s paw is sticking out from his spot behind the shades and is resting on squid’s paw. she’s laying in the sun on the other side of the shade
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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look at them!!
two ferns in the shower, they’re in the caddy attached to the shower head that normally has shampoo in it. they’re lit up by grow lights that i taped to the side of my medicine cabinet
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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i got a few new friends, the ferns are going into my windowless bathroom once i get a grow light, pray for them
a shelf of my plants, the new ones are two variations of maiden hair ferns and a nasturtium (i accidentally killed my previous one by cutting its hair too short)
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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it’s crazy that this is mushrooms and not meat. mushrooms are so powerful
a plate of risotto and pulled mushrooms that look so much like chunks of steak
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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perhaps medieval pants
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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i can’t stop looking at different pics of this, it’s so funny
a 3-D rendering of the planned white house ballroom, it’s in the foreground and dwarfs the rest of the complex. it looks like a lego. a floor plan of the most recent white house complex with the outline of the ball room superimposed over the east wing. it’s like triple the size of the wing they tore down. it’s like double the size of the main building lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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quick pickle experiment: normal pickle stuff but i added juniper berries, ajwain, smoked salt and smoked peppercorns, and the fun part is i brewed it with lapsang souchong
a jar of the aforementioned pickling cucumbers
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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show us the other ones
low quality pic of additional tattoos on platner’s arm. my guess is one is some sort of gun and the other might have laurels
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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this made me remember when i tried to do this for halloween lol
a pie with a face in it that is supposed to look like the necronomicon book cover but is somehow more mishapen and grotesque
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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thanking the master lemon for its sacrifice
a plate of hummus, salmon, beets, cucumbers, with a slice of the giant lemon
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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in awe at the size of this lad
my hand holding a gigantic lemon, bigger than a baseball
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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lmao
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM