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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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I will straight up let a session expire due to inactivity idgaf
March 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I will straight up let a session expire due to inactivity idgaf
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i’m sorry i put salmon in your backpack when you went hiking. But how was i, the sole beneficiary of your estate, to know bears like fish?
March 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
i’m sorry i put salmon in your backpack when you went hiking. But how was i, the sole beneficiary of your estate, to know bears like fish?
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I fight hard but I flight harder.
March 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I fight hard but I flight harder.
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Gonna swing by church later and see if anyone gave up something I want
March 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Gonna swing by church later and see if anyone gave up something I want
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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
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If a man bursts into the room and yells SAY WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA? he’s definitely wearing sock garters
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If a man bursts into the room and yells SAY WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA? he’s definitely wearing sock garters
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Four out of five dentists agree to never tell what happened to the fifth.
March 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Four out of five dentists agree to never tell what happened to the fifth.
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*garbage truck approaches
My ride’s here, babe.
My ride’s here, babe.
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*garbage truck approaches
My ride’s here, babe.
My ride’s here, babe.
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Sorry for acting so weird lately. It's just that I'm weird.
February 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sorry for acting so weird lately. It's just that I'm weird.
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i don’t need you, i can take myself to funkytown
February 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i don’t need you, i can take myself to funkytown
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My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude.
February 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude.
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No. 1 pencils must’ve sucked ass i bet
February 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
No. 1 pencils must’ve sucked ass i bet
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Those Who Forget The Past Are Doomed To Repeat It 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Those Who Forget The Past Are Doomed To Repeat It 2: Electric Boogaloo
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CAPTCHA: are you a human
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
CAPTCHA: are you a human
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
ME: yes
CAPTCHA: oh i am so sorry
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Please join me in being vexed.
January 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Please join me in being vexed.
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It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times.
Just really shit times.
Just really shit times.
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times.
Just really shit times.
Just really shit times.
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Ask your doctor if the human condition is right for you
September 20, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Ask your doctor if the human condition is right for you