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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
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If you see a little line where an aside could go
The punctuation is an
Emmmmmmmmm dash!
Em dash, yeah, yeah
The punctuation is an
Emmmmmmmmm dash!
Em dash, yeah, yeah
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you see a little line where an aside could go
The punctuation is an
Emmmmmmmmm dash!
Em dash, yeah, yeah
The punctuation is an
Emmmmmmmmm dash!
Em dash, yeah, yeah
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A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy
August 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy
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Dear immigration judge, thank you for your time. I believe I qualify dual citizenship in Canada because I've been listening to Gordon Lightfoot and Harmonium for 20 years. My favorite kind of bagel is smaller and on the chewy side. I love maple and forests.
July 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dear immigration judge, thank you for your time. I believe I qualify dual citizenship in Canada because I've been listening to Gordon Lightfoot and Harmonium for 20 years. My favorite kind of bagel is smaller and on the chewy side. I love maple and forests.
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the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻
June 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻
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Since Mamdani won last night, NYC has FALLEN according to my friends there. It is utter chaos. They couldn't get in to their top 3 brunch places+their 4th choice only had spots at *noon* Sunday. The corner bagel place was out of everything. Bus was 5 minutes late and the bodega cat hissed at them.
June 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Since Mamdani won last night, NYC has FALLEN according to my friends there. It is utter chaos. They couldn't get in to their top 3 brunch places+their 4th choice only had spots at *noon* Sunday. The corner bagel place was out of everything. Bus was 5 minutes late and the bodega cat hissed at them.
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Yeah I like AC
reAspecting
woCmen
reAspecting
woCmen
June 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yeah I like AC
reAspecting
woCmen
reAspecting
woCmen
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We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We were very happy to give this scoop to @marisakabas.bsky.social's The Handbasket because it is important to support independent journalists who are doing the hard work at this time. Giving this story to Marisa also guarantees it will be in The Washington Post verbatim exactly 48 hours later.
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MY DAD CAN DO MELON GRABS
June 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
MY DAD CAN DO MELON GRABS
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What, and I stress, the fuck
June 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What, and I stress, the fuck
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technically it's a polyghoul
May 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
technically it's a polyghoul
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King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
May 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
King Charles' recent visit to Canada:
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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i would’ve torn through these men like a flu through a nursing home man
Here's a picture of a "Cheers" episode afterparty that I've always loved. Everyone's very obviously going extremely hard.
May 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i would’ve torn through these men like a flu through a nursing home man
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it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins
May 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins
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Star Wars rejected my idea for a good Death Star that gives birth to planets instead of destroying them
Disney execs said “it doesn’t make sense that planets squeeze out of the Life Star,”“that couldn’t fit,” “wouldn’t it get crushed?” They underestimate the power of the Force
Disney execs said “it doesn’t make sense that planets squeeze out of the Life Star,”“that couldn’t fit,” “wouldn’t it get crushed?” They underestimate the power of the Force
May 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Star Wars rejected my idea for a good Death Star that gives birth to planets instead of destroying them
Disney execs said “it doesn’t make sense that planets squeeze out of the Life Star,”“that couldn’t fit,” “wouldn’t it get crushed?” They underestimate the power of the Force
Disney execs said “it doesn’t make sense that planets squeeze out of the Life Star,”“that couldn’t fit,” “wouldn’t it get crushed?” They underestimate the power of the Force
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The correct viewing order is-
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
May 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The correct viewing order is-
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
1) Andor S1
2) Andor S2
3) Rogue One
4) A New Hope
5) That Robot Chicken scene where Vader calls Palpatine to tell him the Death Star has been destroyed.
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Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
- Acquiesce to the Machine
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
- Acquiesce to the Machine
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
- Acquiesce to the Machine
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
Oh Fine I will Do What You Tell Me
- Acquiesce to the Machine
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
theonion.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."