Captain Revo
@captainrevo.bsky.social
Geek. Loves Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR. Occasionally funny.
My Star Trek/Star Wars fan fic https://archiveofourown.org/users/Captain_Revo
My photo manipulation artwork https://www.deviantart.com/revo-collage
My Star Trek/Star Wars fan fic https://archiveofourown.org/users/Captain_Revo
My photo manipulation artwork https://www.deviantart.com/revo-collage
I know people won’t, but when Starfleet Academy comes out please try not to copy or screenshot stupid complaints and arguments you see on Twitter, YouTube, or Facebook.
We know there’s a group of people who delight in arguing, and have no critical thinking skills. Let’s not dump their crap here.
We know there’s a group of people who delight in arguing, and have no critical thinking skills. Let’s not dump their crap here.
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I know people won’t, but when Starfleet Academy comes out please try not to copy or screenshot stupid complaints and arguments you see on Twitter, YouTube, or Facebook.
We know there’s a group of people who delight in arguing, and have no critical thinking skills. Let’s not dump their crap here.
We know there’s a group of people who delight in arguing, and have no critical thinking skills. Let’s not dump their crap here.
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Watch: Star Trek’s Patrick Stewart Returns As Professor X In ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Teaser##avengersdoomsday #mcu #startrek
https://bit.ly/stewartdoomsdaytease
https://bit.ly/stewartdoomsdaytease
Watch: Star Trek’s Patrick Stewart Returns As Professor X In ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Teaser
The upcoming mega-movie also features Rebecca Romijn and Chris Hemsworth.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Watch: Star Trek’s Patrick Stewart Returns As Professor X In ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Teaser##avengersdoomsday #mcu #startrek
https://bit.ly/stewartdoomsdaytease
https://bit.ly/stewartdoomsdaytease
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🚨 BREAKING - New Trailer for #StarTrek: Starfleet Academy!
Perhaps the best #StarfleetAcademy trailer so far?
👀 New Footage!
🖖 Legendary voices echo the spirit of Starfleet!
🔥 Streaming January 15th!
Perhaps the best #StarfleetAcademy trailer so far?
👀 New Footage!
🖖 Legendary voices echo the spirit of Starfleet!
🔥 Streaming January 15th!
January 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
🚨 BREAKING - New Trailer for #StarTrek: Starfleet Academy!
Perhaps the best #StarfleetAcademy trailer so far?
👀 New Footage!
🖖 Legendary voices echo the spirit of Starfleet!
🔥 Streaming January 15th!
Perhaps the best #StarfleetAcademy trailer so far?
👀 New Footage!
🖖 Legendary voices echo the spirit of Starfleet!
🔥 Streaming January 15th!
*Me quietly eating my food at a table at work*
Someone: “Can I sit here too?”
(No. Hell no. God no. Noooooooooo!)
Me: “Sure.”
Someone: “Can I sit here too?”
(No. Hell no. God no. Noooooooooo!)
Me: “Sure.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
*Me quietly eating my food at a table at work*
Someone: “Can I sit here too?”
(No. Hell no. God no. Noooooooooo!)
Me: “Sure.”
Someone: “Can I sit here too?”
(No. Hell no. God no. Noooooooooo!)
Me: “Sure.”
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I finished Stranger Things. I will miss the show, and I really enjoyed this season and I thought it was a very satisfying ending. I did perhaps prefer some of the earlier seasons when it was smaller, and more mysterious, and less ‘fate of the world epic’, but it retained its charm throughout.
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I finished Stranger Things. I will miss the show, and I really enjoyed this season and I thought it was a very satisfying ending. I did perhaps prefer some of the earlier seasons when it was smaller, and more mysterious, and less ‘fate of the world epic’, but it retained its charm throughout.
The great thing about new trek is all the new stuff that comes with it. New ships, characters, title music, aliens. So much fun stuff to add to the lore.
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The great thing about new trek is all the new stuff that comes with it. New ships, characters, title music, aliens. So much fun stuff to add to the lore.
Find someone that’s loves you the way the United States loves oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Find someone that’s loves you the way the United States loves oil.
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we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
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So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation.
This is madness.
This is madness.
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation.
This is madness.
This is madness.
I’m not here to tell anyone what to do, but if you are still on Twitter, give your head a wobble.
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I’m not here to tell anyone what to do, but if you are still on Twitter, give your head a wobble.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am an umbilical cord wrapped round my neck that almost killed me before I was even born.
Hello, I am an umbilical cord wrapped round my neck that almost killed me before I was even born.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis
Good evening I am a cerebral spinal fluid leak from when I had a bad head impact with a low doorway that caused an audible crunch and left me bedridden for about 5/6 months in 2011 and constantly at risk of meningitis
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
Greetings! I am a very, very dusty lamp with no bulb in my socket and I am turned on. Dust me?
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am an umbilical cord wrapped round my neck that almost killed me before I was even born.
Hello, I am an umbilical cord wrapped round my neck that almost killed me before I was even born.
When you take ‘New Year, New Me’ too literally.
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 PM
When you take ‘New Year, New Me’ too literally.
New Star Trek in two weeks.
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
New Star Trek in two weeks.
The spirit of ‘Threshold’ lives on.
‘Star Trek: Section 31’ Nominated For Make-Up Award##startrek #section31 #muahs
https://bit.ly/s31makeup
https://bit.ly/s31makeup
‘Star Trek: Section 31’ Nominated For Make-Up Award
Glenn Hetrick picks up his third nomination for Star Trek.
bit.ly
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The spirit of ‘Threshold’ lives on.
I don’t realise a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms starts next month. Looks pretty good. A game of thrones setting that doesn’t come with the same ‘end of the kingdom’ peril will hopefully be a nice change of pace.
December 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don’t realise a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms starts next month. Looks pretty good. A game of thrones setting that doesn’t come with the same ‘end of the kingdom’ peril will hopefully be a nice change of pace.
Then one big merger into Evil Corp.
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Then one big merger into Evil Corp.
This is why in 22nd and 23rd century they use knobs and buttons, until the perfected LCARS.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
This is why in 22nd and 23rd century they use knobs and buttons, until the perfected LCARS.
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Games Workshop would make a lot of money if they turned some of their classic paints into a line of nail polishes.
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Games Workshop would make a lot of money if they turned some of their classic paints into a line of nail polishes.
I know it’s six of one, half a dozen of another, but why not just make 8 normal length episodes?
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I know it’s six of one, half a dozen of another, but why not just make 8 normal length episodes?
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
And Tiny Tim, who went to Z’ha’dum, died, but came back again.
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
And Tiny Tim, who went to Z’ha’dum, died, but came back again.
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"Damn it, Spock! You have to check the doors and corners!"
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Damn it, Spock! You have to check the doors and corners!"