master’s bane
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“It’s already been written.”
grant calcaterra you know you aren’t the ball carrier right?
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
grant calcaterra you know you aren’t the ball carrier right?
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
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This is Bill Maher, to me
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is Bill Maher, to me
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Zohran is also vocally anti-genocide and has been chided for being inexperienced, but for some reason didn’t get the endorsements of the senators in his own state even after winning the primary in a landslide a few months ago. You see why people are suspicious here, right?
"Not one senator said Platner’s tattoo or other controversies were disqualifying, and several acknowledged he’s bringing excitement to a party that has been struggling in the political wilderness since President Donald Trump took back power in January."
da fuc is wrong with these people
da fuc is wrong with these people
Senate Democrats tread lightly on Maine primary as new poll shows Graham Platner leading Janet Mills
Despite recent controversies, Platner has a huge lead in a recent poll and is drawing big crowds, while the two-term governor Mills is counting on her experience and achievements.
www.nbcnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Zohran is also vocally anti-genocide and has been chided for being inexperienced, but for some reason didn’t get the endorsements of the senators in his own state even after winning the primary in a landslide a few months ago. You see why people are suspicious here, right?
very strange broadcast today. skipped the coin toss/kickoff, commercials instead of a replay of the devonta catch challenge, then this dumb angle on a game-changing holding penalty. maybe strange isn’t the right word. shitty. it’s been a shitty broadcast.
October 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
very strange broadcast today. skipped the coin toss/kickoff, commercials instead of a replay of the devonta catch challenge, then this dumb angle on a game-changing holding penalty. maybe strange isn’t the right word. shitty. it’s been a shitty broadcast.
I’ve never loved anything in my life as much as Kevin Patullo loves running behind an undersized third string tight end.
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’ve never loved anything in my life as much as Kevin Patullo loves running behind an undersized third string tight end.
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CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again?
CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but
CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?
CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived
CHOTINER: So you’ve said
CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but
CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?
CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived
CHOTINER: So you’ve said
September 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again?
CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but
CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?
CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived
CHOTINER: So you’ve said
CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but
CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty?
CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived
CHOTINER: So you’ve said
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Aidan Hutchinson wearing the Swiss flag on his helmet should grant him access to the neutral zone
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aidan Hutchinson wearing the Swiss flag on his helmet should grant him access to the neutral zone
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The best angle of Eagles lineman Jordan Davis blocked field goal you’ll see, from CBS Philadelphia Photojournalist Casey Kuhn. And then Casey gets in on the celebration.
Jordan Davis reached over 18 miles per hour. My guy was FLYING.
What a shot. What a scene. What a win
#eagles
Jordan Davis reached over 18 miles per hour. My guy was FLYING.
What a shot. What a scene. What a win
#eagles
September 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The best angle of Eagles lineman Jordan Davis blocked field goal you’ll see, from CBS Philadelphia Photojournalist Casey Kuhn. And then Casey gets in on the celebration.
Jordan Davis reached over 18 miles per hour. My guy was FLYING.
What a shot. What a scene. What a win
#eagles
Jordan Davis reached over 18 miles per hour. My guy was FLYING.
What a shot. What a scene. What a win
#eagles
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the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the philadelphia eagles are blessed by the angels and graced by the light of heaven. i'm sorry if this offends you but it is demonstrably true
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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mentos commercial where steve rannazzisi sees 9/11 happening on tv and frowns but then he pops a mint into his mouth and suddenly gets a really fun idea
December 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
mentos commercial where steve rannazzisi sees 9/11 happening on tv and frowns but then he pops a mint into his mouth and suddenly gets a really fun idea
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Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
I think it's possible that Trump's illegal invasion of DC will really in some sense "get rid of the tents." If that happens, elite commentators will rush to praise him and attribute it to the effectiveness of cruelty, and not to the fact that they spent millions of dollars per tent cleared.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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I slept on the TWSBI and I was wrong to do so. Go ahead and toss pen and notebook recs in the replies, we could all use a break.
July 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I slept on the TWSBI and I was wrong to do so. Go ahead and toss pen and notebook recs in the replies, we could all use a break.
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(drunkenly patting my pockets looking for my cigs) sometimes i feel like i'm falling through the earth
June 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
(drunkenly patting my pockets looking for my cigs) sometimes i feel like i'm falling through the earth
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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
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Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
June 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap
Voters: Like not voting for his nominees?
Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap