Marshall Beach 19th Street
@marshallb19st.bsky.social
Oh, so I'm the asshole.
American living in Northern Vietnam.
American living in Northern Vietnam.
Pinned
it’s only a matter of time now before a cop overdoses from gently grazing a subway sandwich wrapper
*patting me down after banging my head on the hood of his patrol car*
"Do you have anything dangerous in your pockets I should know about? Any subs, heros, gyros, hoagies? Anything open-faced?"
"Do you have anything dangerous in your pockets I should know about? Any subs, heros, gyros, hoagies? Anything open-faced?"
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
Can Vanity Fair even FEEL Buyer's remorse? Guess we'll find out.
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can Vanity Fair even FEEL Buyer's remorse? Guess we'll find out.
Chat, should I Google "felching"?
why did i log back in. WHY DID I LOG BACK IN. www.telos.news/p/part-2-she...
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Chat, should I Google "felching"?
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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what a day
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what a day
I did Nuzzi that coming.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I did Nuzzi that coming.
I have reanimated
the corpse
that waa in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for burial
Forgive me
There was a storm
so loud
and so electric
the corpse
that waa in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for burial
Forgive me
There was a storm
so loud
and so electric
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I have reanimated
the corpse
that waa in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for burial
Forgive me
There was a storm
so loud
and so electric
the corpse
that waa in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for burial
Forgive me
There was a storm
so loud
and so electric
Glad to see that A.I. hasn't come for the strategists and analysts yet.
As the US Congress moved toward a deal to end the longest government shutdown in history, Reuters asked a dozen strategists and analysts to assess who strengthened their position and who paid a price, in the short- and long-term. Here's what they said reut.rs/43p1muM
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Glad to see that A.I. hasn't come for the strategists and analysts yet.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
"I don't know my role anymore."
"don't let ezra klein analyze this" like he's a possum breaking into trash bins and measuring them
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"I don't know my role anymore."
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
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6:45 AM NYC time.
you’re still in bed, zohran has already filmed five videos, helped a grandma carry her groceries across a street, went to a daybreaker rave and a pilates class, and ate a high protein breakfast
you’re still in bed, zohran has already filmed five videos, helped a grandma carry her groceries across a street, went to a daybreaker rave and a pilates class, and ate a high protein breakfast
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
6:45 AM NYC time.
you’re still in bed, zohran has already filmed five videos, helped a grandma carry her groceries across a street, went to a daybreaker rave and a pilates class, and ate a high protein breakfast
you’re still in bed, zohran has already filmed five videos, helped a grandma carry her groceries across a street, went to a daybreaker rave and a pilates class, and ate a high protein breakfast
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So cool that we’re doing the 2008 financial crisis but this time, we’ll be bailing out the website that made out grandparents insane.
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So cool that we’re doing the 2008 financial crisis but this time, we’ll be bailing out the website that made out grandparents insane.
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i guess whatever ends up happening i very much appreciate the way that so much of what comes out of this campaign offers a positive depiction of what politics can offer to a community instead of just grim attack stuff and fear
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i guess whatever ends up happening i very much appreciate the way that so much of what comes out of this campaign offers a positive depiction of what politics can offer to a community instead of just grim attack stuff and fear
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October 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Now available unleaded.
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STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
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Has Ben Shapiro even watched his favorite filmmaker's (Christopher Nolan) movie Tenet yet?
October 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Has Ben Shapiro even watched his favorite filmmaker's (Christopher Nolan) movie Tenet yet?
My new Manila branch of the Hollywood Upstairs NFT College is thriving, thank you very much.
Imagine how embarrassing changes like this are going to look in 3-5 years
UNC schools of data science and information science to merge, forming unnamed ‘School of AI’
SDSS Dean Stanley Ahalt will be made dean of the new school while SILS Dean Jeffrey Bardzell will stand as the University’s Chief Artificial Intelligence Officer and Vice Provost for AI.
www.dailytarheel.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
My new Manila branch of the Hollywood Upstairs NFT College is thriving, thank you very much.
@bryancurtis.bsky.social what was that stat? 51% of Dems STILL trust the mainstream media?
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Despite a raw vocabulary and some rude provocations,” Pete Hegseth “outlined a nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society,” writes Christopher Caldwell.
“Despite a raw vocabulary and some rude provocations,” Pete Hegseth “outlined a nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society,” writes Christopher Caldwell.
Opinion | That Hegseth Speech on D.E.I. in the Military Was Actually Pretty Good
Despite some rude provocations, he outlined a nuanced vision of the military.
nyti.ms
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
@bryancurtis.bsky.social what was that stat? 51% of Dems STILL trust the mainstream media?
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My comic strip Lydia Tárfield appears in 1310 daily newspapers around the world, translated into 27 languages. It's considered the best comic strip by most experts.
October 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My comic strip Lydia Tárfield appears in 1310 daily newspapers around the world, translated into 27 languages. It's considered the best comic strip by most experts.
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Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.
October 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Frodo: I wish it need not have happened in my time.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
Frodo: I think that having a historical scope that wide can make the present too deterministic.
This shit is weird because I've been trained by Hollywood to think that local sheriffs and metropolitan PDs HATE when the feds infringe on their jurisdiction.
October 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This shit is weird because I've been trained by Hollywood to think that local sheriffs and metropolitan PDs HATE when the feds infringe on their jurisdiction.