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And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. // james// he/him
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Y'all,
If James Dobson were a millenial he would start organization Focus On The Phone
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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John Fetterman sustained a serious fall today while pursuing an alleged Hamas sympathizer down a beanstalk
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The ruling class is dumb and we let them take everything we make and live lives of disgusting opulence and cruelty

We need socialism immediately
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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It's cool to have spent the last 4 years reading and watching people wring their hands over Woke and Cancel Culture and Me Too and how it all sadly just went too, too far, and then to find out in the space of a week that we are universally ruled by rapists and pedophiles and sex-monsters.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We gotta [parody] so many people man. We gotta [satirize] them [in Minecraft] until they [tee hee in a sardonic manner]
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??

trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I wouldn't mind eating 1, hell why not, maybe 2 hundred pounds of thai basil chicken rn
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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It would be a mercy to seize billionaires' wealth and assets and place them in life skills programs where they can learn how to live with people who don't have their freakish backgrounds, buy groceries, use basic household cleaners, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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They’re going to tell us who The Yellow King is. They’re going to show us photos of Carcosa, and all the cool stuff that happens there.
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is called self-care 👇
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just ate some candy 👍
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I like how the average democratic senator is saying stuff like My Constituents Keep Asking Me Why Can't You Put Your Differences Aside And Work For The American People? While meanwhile the average normie liberal wine mom is Google image searching "Nail Bomb Schematics"
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.

What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.
there was a new study published *today* in Nature showing that state-level anti-trans laws increase suicide among trans kids up to 72%.

when we say that the New York Times (and other rags of equal repute) is killing us, that's because *IT IS LITERALLY KILLING US*
State-level anti-transgender laws increase past-year suicide attempts among transgender and non-binary young people in the USA
Nature Human Behaviour - From 2018 to 2022, 48 anti-transgender laws were enacted in the USA across 19 states. This study shows that these anti-transgender laws increased past-year suicide attempts...
www.nature.com
September 26, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Things rapidly started decaying when young men started making podcasts instead of starting metal bands
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everybody will get to see how good I am at kicking the football when Lucy finally lets me kick the football
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I believe this 1000%
It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Thank yuo charles schumer for saving thanks giving dinner go fly on comfy airplane eat big ass Turkey and gravy yum yum. Wouldn't want to be a little bit inconvenienced now would we sure a few hundred thousand people might die for no reason, but,
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Im not allowed to say out loud on here what I think should happen to you ❤
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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picturing Fetterman with a tiny party hat on his enormous, blood clot-packed cranium, holding a gun to his head at his kid's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese while all the kids are crying and puking
May 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Unfortunately Twitter still has the juice
May 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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We should all throw one big birthday party for everyone all at once to see if it will make Fetterman finally go r budd dwyer mode
May 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Everyone mocked the idea that Fetterman had some unique connection with Trump voters but he proved them wrong by being the kind of guy who threatens to kill himself at his kid’s birthday party
May 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Peter Pan: and if the good boys and girls clap hard enough for war in the Middle East it might slake the bloodlust of Mr. Ogre who loves the genocide of Palestinians

Fetterman (mumbling): I drove a car into my son’s birthday party
In my living room
Checking twitter
On way to lie down in cemetery
June 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
John Fetterman!! I hate you with my life!!!! You are bringing shame to glorious commonwealth of Pennsylvania and to fat oafs the world over!! I'm going to throw a birthday party for your son so big and beautiful you will have no choice but to finally do it for real this time!! I'm going to destroy y
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM