CJ
@malktoast.bsky.social
I've forgotten how to start with social media
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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Always repost Prisencolinensinainciusol
There’s part of what is going on that feels like the administration is a less aware Adriano Calentano and just making up words that sound vaguely English but together are nonsense.
August 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Always repost Prisencolinensinainciusol
I'd say I'm back on my bullshit, but it feels more like starting my bullshit again.
I don't think I ever "got it right" in the first place
I don't think I ever "got it right" in the first place
August 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'd say I'm back on my bullshit, but it feels more like starting my bullshit again.
I don't think I ever "got it right" in the first place
I don't think I ever "got it right" in the first place
He looks like he could be a pro wrestler, we should've seen the heel turn coming
John Fetterman on Fox News about Trump's military parade: "Now with that military parade, again, you know, there was no goose stepping. First of all, let’s say stop ever comparing anyone, anything to the Nazis and those kinds of things. That’s crazy."
June 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
He looks like he could be a pro wrestler, we should've seen the heel turn coming
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May 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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This woman, Tricia McLaughlin with the DHS, shows up lying through her veneers in every single one of these stories.
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This woman, Tricia McLaughlin with the DHS, shows up lying through her veneers in every single one of these stories.
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Yeah my brain thought of this and wouldn't leave me alone until I slapped it together in MSPaint.
May 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yeah my brain thought of this and wouldn't leave me alone until I slapped it together in MSPaint.
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the people's hearts cry out for quake 3 longest yard 24/7 servers but they dont even know it. they dont have the language to know what was taken from them
it does feel like there is a "halo 3 custom games lobby" sized hole in the ecosystem for chillin out. ig there's fortnite but unfortunately in any given fortnite game you're really rolling the dice on whether the 96 other strangers appreciate you and the squad playing dragula in minor key 2000bpm
May 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the people's hearts cry out for quake 3 longest yard 24/7 servers but they dont even know it. they dont have the language to know what was taken from them
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this will undoubtedly work btw
if democrats dont just start saying “trump is the worst economic president of all time” he will be able to put the blame elsewhere with an assist from cowed mainstream media and the conservative podcast industrial complex
if democrats dont just start saying “trump is the worst economic president of all time” he will be able to put the blame elsewhere with an assist from cowed mainstream media and the conservative podcast industrial complex
The pivot to blaming companies for the obvious consequence of your tariffs has begun
May 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this will undoubtedly work btw
if democrats dont just start saying “trump is the worst economic president of all time” he will be able to put the blame elsewhere with an assist from cowed mainstream media and the conservative podcast industrial complex
if democrats dont just start saying “trump is the worst economic president of all time” he will be able to put the blame elsewhere with an assist from cowed mainstream media and the conservative podcast industrial complex
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Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.
May 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.
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Best laugh I got from a Simpsons episode in a bit from last week's ep.
May 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Best laugh I got from a Simpsons episode in a bit from last week's ep.
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I know, goblin mode is when I stop fighting it for a bit because it's fucking exhausting
you are not going goblin mode, you are 37, you have clinical depression
April 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know, goblin mode is when I stop fighting it for a bit because it's fucking exhausting
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
Read the whole thing, it's great
me - <…finally getting around to that See’s chocolate Easter bunny nine days later>
12TH CENTURY TIME TRAVELING PEASANT - “…thou art eating a nine day old hare? Forsooth, what the fuck?”
me - “Nonono, it’s fine, it was chocolate with foil over it, the meat’s in the fridge, I just went shopping.”
12TH CENTURY TIME TRAVELING PEASANT - “…thou art eating a nine day old hare? Forsooth, what the fuck?”
me - “Nonono, it’s fine, it was chocolate with foil over it, the meat’s in the fridge, I just went shopping.”
April 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Read the whole thing, it's great
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This video has 7.1 million views on TikTok and is just one of a multi-part series.
Source:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkQcNG1/
Source:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkQcNG1/
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This video has 7.1 million views on TikTok and is just one of a multi-part series.
Source:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkQcNG1/
Source:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjkQcNG1/
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
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With @scalzi.com and others curating their spaces to encourage the use of alt text and other accessibility features, here’s a reminder about @veron4ica.com’s “capybara method” and other tools.
I’m glad so many people have found my “capybara method” for how to write alt text and image descriptions helpful! However, I know conflicting access needs exist and not everyone can write their own #AltText, so here’s an ongoing thread of tools that can help. Inclusion in thread ≠ endorsement
April 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
With @scalzi.com and others curating their spaces to encourage the use of alt text and other accessibility features, here’s a reminder about @veron4ica.com’s “capybara method” and other tools.
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One of the major take aways I had from Careless People is that the Trump org has the most highly effective online campaign strategy in history, complete with direct assistance from Facebook staff, and basically voters saw what the campaign decided it was useful for them to see.
Let this end once and for all this dumb narrative that Trump voters didn't sign up for this. He talked about imposing damaging tariffs, he imposed damaging tariffs. That his voters refused to understand how tariffs work or that they only heard "Yay, he's sticking it to the Chinese" is on them.
Q: There's concern on tariffs. People who voted for you are saying they didn't sign up for this, how do you answer that?
Trump: They did sign up for it, I campaigned on this
Trump: They did sign up for it, I campaigned on this
April 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
One of the major take aways I had from Careless People is that the Trump org has the most highly effective online campaign strategy in history, complete with direct assistance from Facebook staff, and basically voters saw what the campaign decided it was useful for them to see.
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I found the most incredible graph on the other site
April 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I found the most incredible graph on the other site
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Happy 413 to those who celebrate.
Ngl I think HS gets a bad rap just because it's mostly unreadable, the fandom was insufferable, and the author is a human garbage bag.
Ngl I think HS gets a bad rap just because it's mostly unreadable, the fandom was insufferable, and the author is a human garbage bag.
April 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy 413 to those who celebrate.
Ngl I think HS gets a bad rap just because it's mostly unreadable, the fandom was insufferable, and the author is a human garbage bag.
Ngl I think HS gets a bad rap just because it's mostly unreadable, the fandom was insufferable, and the author is a human garbage bag.
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I'm a gnat's asshair away from just letting all y'all learn shit the hard way, and literally all that's stopping me is the continued understanding that I gotta fuckin live here too.
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
April 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm a gnat's asshair away from just letting all y'all learn shit the hard way, and literally all that's stopping me is the continued understanding that I gotta fuckin live here too.
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1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
LLMs can't stop making up software dependencies and sabotaging everything
: Hallucinated package names fuel 'slopsquatting'
www.theregister.com
April 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
Song goes way harder than it needs to. Vocals done by the Pointer Sisters, too, which is kinda neat.
Some classic Sesame Street pinball wizardry for you to count on…
April 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Song goes way harder than it needs to. Vocals done by the Pointer Sisters, too, which is kinda neat.