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@maizenbluejames.bsky.social
Retired professional Magician and house painter. Attacking life with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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Update from the elementary school bingo night:
“O-69”
/crickets
“O-67”
/pandemonium for 90 seconds
I want my country back.
“O-69”
/crickets
“O-67”
/pandemonium for 90 seconds
I want my country back.
October 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Update from the elementary school bingo night:
“O-69”
/crickets
“O-67”
/pandemonium for 90 seconds
I want my country back.
“O-69”
/crickets
“O-67”
/pandemonium for 90 seconds
I want my country back.
This combines two of my favorite foods!
This is just cruel to launch during a playoff series when tickets are scarce:
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This combines two of my favorite foods!
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(police chief voice) Torkelson! Dingler! In my office, now!
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
(police chief voice) Torkelson! Dingler! In my office, now!
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There are simply so many fires to attend to; we don't even have a story on the gov shutdown up, but I feel proud of what the @texasobserver.org did get to this week.
Today's story, ICE snatches a Dallas Muslim leader known for his gentleness and humility: www.texasobserver.org/ice-marwan-m...
Today's story, ICE snatches a Dallas Muslim leader known for his gentleness and humility: www.texasobserver.org/ice-marwan-m...
Trump's ICE Has Arrested a Pillar of the Dallas Muslim Community. I Grew Up Hearing His Calls for Compassion.
When I heard Marwan Marouf had been swept up in connection with decades-old charitable donations, my mind went to his gentle voice we sometimes had to strain to hear at the mosque.
www.texasobserver.org
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are simply so many fires to attend to; we don't even have a story on the gov shutdown up, but I feel proud of what the @texasobserver.org did get to this week.
Today's story, ICE snatches a Dallas Muslim leader known for his gentleness and humility: www.texasobserver.org/ice-marwan-m...
Today's story, ICE snatches a Dallas Muslim leader known for his gentleness and humility: www.texasobserver.org/ice-marwan-m...
LSU coming to town? I'm in
it’s 1942, which college football game should we go to on the subway?
September 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
LSU coming to town? I'm in
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Cities aren’t scary.
You are scared.
There’s a difference
You are scared.
There’s a difference
August 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Cities aren’t scary.
You are scared.
There’s a difference
You are scared.
There’s a difference
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“If they had the votes they’d be voting”
Exactly that
Exactly that
One way to think about the DOGE effort is it's an outgrowth of 20 years of hardliner conservatives frustrated by their inability to get the votes in Congress to do what they want to do. 1/
February 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“If they had the votes they’d be voting”
Exactly that
Exactly that
Every time I see a broken escalator I think "Escalor temporarily stairs"
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every time I see a broken escalator I think "Escalor temporarily stairs"
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I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
So, pretty on brand for AI it seems
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
https://www.ft.com/content/a0dfedd1-5255-4fa9-8ccc-1fe01de87ea6
OpenAI says it has evidence China’s DeepSeek used its model to train competitor
White House AI tsar David Sacks raises possibility of alleged intellectual property theft
www.ft.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So, pretty on brand for AI it seems
hey if you're into basketball or sneakers or both there's no time like the present to buy, read, or even (if you've already read it, and if so thank you) review my book on amazon or somewhere to let other people know about it
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/russ-...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/russ-...
A History of Basketball in Fifteen Sneakers
A celebration of the iconic shoes and superstars who have defined the sport for decades, A History of Basketball in Fifteen Sneakers tells the story of hoops...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
January 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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The five-minute overtime period between Michigan and Northwestern basketball took a full 30 minutes of real time.
January 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The five-minute overtime period between Michigan and Northwestern basketball took a full 30 minutes of real time.
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Cheering against the Chiefs is like cheering for the coyote
January 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cheering against the Chiefs is like cheering for the coyote
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I didn’t think I’d see the day where Andy Dick would be responsible for less national pain of the two of these pictured.
Joe Rogan interviews Mark Zuckerberg (Jan 2025 file photo)
January 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I didn’t think I’d see the day where Andy Dick would be responsible for less national pain of the two of these pictured.
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Is the rhino a cop
This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.
January 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Is the rhino a cop
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Championship of Theseus
just in awe of everything detroit is doing on defense. everyone left these guys for dead
January 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Championship of Theseus
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My hot take on "costs of cooking vs take-out" is that you should be mad at tech companies because "prepare me a grocery list + instructions for a week of quick cost-efficient meals" is something the Earth-burning plagiarism-machine should be able to do but can't do at all, output's too unreliable.
January 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My hot take on "costs of cooking vs take-out" is that you should be mad at tech companies because "prepare me a grocery list + instructions for a week of quick cost-efficient meals" is something the Earth-burning plagiarism-machine should be able to do but can't do at all, output's too unreliable.