Capitalist Lion Tamer
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my latest starter pack. some overlap with the old one but plenty of new good shiz that will fill out your lack of a feed with the heady goodness of whatever the fuck I feel is interesting
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We can't recall which version this is from.
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
We can't recall which version this is from.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Ah yes, the two genders.
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Ah yes, the two genders.
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Please put it in the paper I got mad.
Josh Blackman has self-published his letter to the editor to the New York times (which they declined to publish) and GUYS
February 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Please put it in the paper I got mad.
Let's bring America together by putting this loss on Brady and Belichick's tab. Sure, they had nothing to do with it but fuck those smug motherfuckers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Let's bring America together by putting this loss on Brady and Belichick's tab. Sure, they had nothing to do with it but fuck those smug motherfuckers.
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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If there’s one thing we don’t tolerate in America it’s Spanish words. To do that in San Francisco California…well it makes me angry, and I’ll say that all the way from Los Angeles to Bonita Springs Florida
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
If there’s one thing we don’t tolerate in America it’s Spanish words. To do that in San Francisco California…well it makes me angry, and I’ll say that all the way from Los Angeles to Bonita Springs Florida
Every Todd Lyons press conference ever
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Every Todd Lyons press conference ever
aaaasnd here come the bookies
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
aaaasnd here come the bookies
we're 16 minutes away from giving a punter a Super Bowl MVP award
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 AM
we're 16 minutes away from giving a punter a Super Bowl MVP award
This owl is far less superb than I expected it to be
a man with a beard wearing a blue hat and a pink shirt
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a blue hat and a pink shirt [lazlo looking disappointed while wearing something that blends Guy Fieri with Limp Bizkit]
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This owl is far less superb than I expected it to be
Every play going forward should be "Let Sam Cook"
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Every play going forward should be "Let Sam Cook"
"he's 9 for 22 but no turnovers" said the damnation that showed up at the door dressed as faint praise
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"he's 9 for 22 but no turnovers" said the damnation that showed up at the door dressed as faint praise
Nothing personal but I'm here for whatever it takes to prevent the Pats from becoming a dynasty again
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Nothing personal but I'm here for whatever it takes to prevent the Pats from becoming a dynasty again
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Cause that's what heroes do.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Cause that's what heroes do.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
MAHA now telling us it just makes health sense to eat opponents's ears
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
MAHA now telling us it just makes health sense to eat opponents's ears
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good time to bring back this all timer:
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
good time to bring back this all timer:
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the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance
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sir will you embrace the irony of your post-David Spade Joe Dirt persona I asked before being ejected from the sparsely attended celebration of all things racist
Cmon. You're gonna be watching the Kid Rock thing on One America News. Fess up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
sir will you embrace the irony of your post-David Spade Joe Dirt persona I asked before being ejected from the sparsely attended celebration of all things racist