Bloodthirsty Cadaver Junkie
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December 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
Evil Dead 2 [shows off stump/chainsaw]
Name a film that pushed you to change yourself
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Evil Dead 2 [shows off stump/chainsaw]
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Similar, I was at a MLS game in March, and the guy RIGHT behind me was yelling team cheers at his absolute max volume.
Was annoying, but also hilarious as he got progressively hoarser and quieter until his voice finally gave out
Was annoying, but also hilarious as he got progressively hoarser and quieter until his voice finally gave out
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Similar, I was at a MLS game in March, and the guy RIGHT behind me was yelling team cheers at his absolute max volume.
Was annoying, but also hilarious as he got progressively hoarser and quieter until his voice finally gave out
Was annoying, but also hilarious as he got progressively hoarser and quieter until his voice finally gave out
The ultimate First World problem: people talking during a Phish show
I’m fascinated by 40+ year olds who come to concerts and just talk the whole way through.
Dude sitting behind me taking very loudly so I ask him to lower his chattiness beneath the music. He goes, “relax dude it’s a concert.” And I said, “yes. We came to listen to music and not you.”
People suck
Dude sitting behind me taking very loudly so I ask him to lower his chattiness beneath the music. He goes, “relax dude it’s a concert.” And I said, “yes. We came to listen to music and not you.”
People suck
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The ultimate First World problem: people talking during a Phish show
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Please pipe down. I came here to read.
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Please pipe down. I came here to read.
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At the PHISH show. Come on, man, that's gonna go for another week. They're setting up cots
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
At the PHISH show. Come on, man, that's gonna go for another week. They're setting up cots
Chill. There's not a dudebro alive who can outtalk 4 hours of jam bands dicking around.
December 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Chill. There's not a dudebro alive who can outtalk 4 hours of jam bands dicking around.
🎶 it's been 20 hours and 19 days ...
since you took your 68 trillion cells away...🎶
since you took your 68 trillion cells away...🎶
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
🎶 it's been 20 hours and 19 days ...
since you took your 68 trillion cells away...🎶
since you took your 68 trillion cells away...🎶
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I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
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putting on my best international male shirt and hiding from the dinner guests
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
putting on my best international male shirt and hiding from the dinner guests
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
Starting to think Josh Allen might not be capable of carrying the Bills to four consecutive Super Bowl losses
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Starting to think Josh Allen might not be capable of carrying the Bills to four consecutive Super Bowl losses
gotta say this about my boys, the Miami Dolphins: we never choke. we self-destruct long before we can even consider choking.
Congrats(?) to the Eagles, who blew the coverage and let Josh Allen beat himself.
Congrats(?) to the Eagles, who blew the coverage and let Josh Allen beat himself.
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
gotta say this about my boys, the Miami Dolphins: we never choke. we self-destruct long before we can even consider choking.
Congrats(?) to the Eagles, who blew the coverage and let Josh Allen beat himself.
Congrats(?) to the Eagles, who blew the coverage and let Josh Allen beat himself.
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“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Clinton is in the Epstein files!”
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Great. Next time I come across a Clinton rally, someone wearing a Clinton hat, or flying a Clinton flag on their truck, I’ll be sure to let them know.
The rest of us want them ALL held accountable because we aren’t in a cult. Hope that helps.
Even the swim team takes time off for the holidays
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Even the swim team takes time off for the holidays
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AHOY THERE!
ON A FERRY DECK SO MERRY AND BRIGHT,
ORNAMENTS ARE HUNG OH SO JUST RIGHT.
WITH BAUBLES AND LIGHTS,
DEFYING THE SIGHTS,
A CHRISTMAS TREE SAILS IN DELIGHT!
ON A FERRY DECK SO MERRY AND BRIGHT,
ORNAMENTS ARE HUNG OH SO JUST RIGHT.
WITH BAUBLES AND LIGHTS,
DEFYING THE SIGHTS,
A CHRISTMAS TREE SAILS IN DELIGHT!
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
AHOY THERE!
ON A FERRY DECK SO MERRY AND BRIGHT,
ORNAMENTS ARE HUNG OH SO JUST RIGHT.
WITH BAUBLES AND LIGHTS,
DEFYING THE SIGHTS,
A CHRISTMAS TREE SAILS IN DELIGHT!
ON A FERRY DECK SO MERRY AND BRIGHT,
ORNAMENTS ARE HUNG OH SO JUST RIGHT.
WITH BAUBLES AND LIGHTS,
DEFYING THE SIGHTS,
A CHRISTMAS TREE SAILS IN DELIGHT!
I have apparently been *severely* misinformed about Flock Safety and its automatic license plate readers
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I have apparently been *severely* misinformed about Flock Safety and its automatic license plate readers
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The "AI" so beloved by MAGAists says differently.
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The "AI" so beloved by MAGAists says differently.
5'9" imperial? gtfo. This dude doesn't have nearly enough barrels to claim this much of a hogshead.
They must be giants.
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
5'9" imperial? gtfo. This dude doesn't have nearly enough barrels to claim this much of a hogshead.
Watching the Mavs-Nuggets game and loving the back and forth between Flagg -- who looks like someone you probably don't want your daughter to be dating -- and Jokic, who looks like the uncle you never want to drop by unexpectedly.
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Watching the Mavs-Nuggets game and loving the back and forth between Flagg -- who looks like someone you probably don't want your daughter to be dating -- and Jokic, who looks like the uncle you never want to drop by unexpectedly.