Bloodthirsty Cadaver Junkie
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Jesus fucking christ we're still trying to deal with Donald Trump
Labubu movie in the works for the big screen, report says reut.rs/4nWddHY
Labubu movie in the works for the big screen, report says
The popular Labubu dolls that have ignited a global frenzy may light up movie screens in the future, the Hollywood Reporter said on Friday.
reut.rs
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jesus fucking christ we're still trying to deal with Donald Trump
"how can that be profitable for Frito Lay"
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"how can that be profitable for Frito Lay"
[me, opening a bag of pork rinds] ah the liberal cabal is at it again
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
[me, opening a bag of pork rinds] ah the liberal cabal is at it again
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This feels like the fairest way to pick an ACC champion.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This feels like the fairest way to pick an ACC champion.
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Did he say “I wish”?
Because I think he just said I wish.
Because I think he just said I wish.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Did he say “I wish”?
Because I think he just said I wish.
Because I think he just said I wish.
The right wing cope has moved on from "there's nothing here that implicates Trump" to "the age of consent is too damn high!"
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The right wing cope has moved on from "there's nothing here that implicates Trump" to "the age of consent is too damn high!"
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Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
Why now? Why not never?
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Why now? Why not never?
If the Dems score the presidency before the Overlook Hotel Ballroom gets completed by Trump, they should just turn the East Wing into one of those fake balconies you see on poorly planned McMansions where the door opens immediately into a waist high fence
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If the Dems score the presidency before the Overlook Hotel Ballroom gets completed by Trump, they should just turn the East Wing into one of those fake balconies you see on poorly planned McMansions where the door opens immediately into a waist high fence
I just want to put Trump and MTG in the same room, aim their eyes at each other, flip their switches to "on" and watch them go at it like a couple of completely cooked Furbies until their batteries explode
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I just want to put Trump and MTG in the same room, aim their eyes at each other, flip their switches to "on" and watch them go at it like a couple of completely cooked Furbies until their batteries explode
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get ventilated, "debate me" bros
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
get ventilated, "debate me" bros
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Well that's an interesting way to cover the story, NYT.
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well that's an interesting way to cover the story, NYT.
suddenly I'm interested
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
suddenly I'm interested
this game is capable of ending marriages, getting people fired, and rendering players incapable of responding to text messages from loved ones
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this game is capable of ending marriages, getting people fired, and rendering players incapable of responding to text messages from loved ones
New GOP rider added to the budget bill that would lower the national age of consent to somewhere between 5 and 15
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
New GOP rider added to the budget bill that would lower the national age of consent to somewhere between 5 and 15
[channeling Brad Pitt in The Counselor] ballpark [table bang for emphasis] what do you think that costs
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
[channeling Brad Pitt in The Counselor] ballpark [table bang for emphasis] what do you think that costs
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Realizing we didn't need all this fucking red string at all
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Realizing we didn't need all this fucking red string at all
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🎵God bless the USA 🎶
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
🎵God bless the USA 🎶
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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There is nothing in the Epstein files and we will fight to the death not to reveal them.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There is nothing in the Epstein files and we will fight to the death not to reveal them.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Congratulations to FIFA for creating their first ever Peace prize and giving it to the most special boy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Congratulations to FIFA for creating their first ever Peace prize and giving it to the most special boy.