Bloodthirsty Cadaver Junkie
@timcushing.bsky.social
WILL WRITE FOR SHORT-LIVED ADORATION
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You think I won't put this in my mouth even as redistricting continues, I scream into the void
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You think I won't put this in my mouth even as redistricting continues, I scream into the void
[multiple ACC coaches] please I have children and have yet to hook up with a yoga instructor in her mid-20s
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
[multiple ACC coaches] please I have children and have yet to hook up with a yoga instructor in her mid-20s
Got to go with UM because these convicts have the best chance to take it to the catholics this year
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Got to go with UM because these convicts have the best chance to take it to the catholics this year
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She knew what she wanted when her parents gave her up for pedoption [paraphrasing the Alabama court documents]
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
She knew what she wanted when her parents gave her up for pedoption [paraphrasing the Alabama court documents]
"your family tree is a circle!"
[Pretty sure that's an Archer quote referring to Ray's southern family but correct me if I'm wrong]
[Pretty sure that's an Archer quote referring to Ray's southern family but correct me if I'm wrong]
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"your family tree is a circle!"
[Pretty sure that's an Archer quote referring to Ray's southern family but correct me if I'm wrong]
[Pretty sure that's an Archer quote referring to Ray's southern family but correct me if I'm wrong]
Touch Me? [books flight] (I wish)
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Touch Me? [books flight] (I wish)
Alabama: the literal birthplace of American inbreeding jokes
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Alabama: the literal birthplace of American inbreeding jokes
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Did he say “I wish”?
Because I think he just said I wish.
Because I think he just said I wish.
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Did he say “I wish”?
Because I think he just said I wish.
Because I think he just said I wish.
jfc imagine citing alabama sex laws to support your argument
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
jfc imagine citing alabama sex laws to support your argument
This is why everybody loves The Shawshank Redemption but gives zero fucks about The Shaun King Redemption
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is why everybody loves The Shawshank Redemption but gives zero fucks about The Shaun King Redemption
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Or, "the average height of people declared to be tall enough to ride Trump during his visits to Epstein's island"
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Or, "the average height of people declared to be tall enough to ride Trump during his visits to Epstein's island"
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November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Give it a name
Like "Trump's Folly"
Or "Schumer's Actual Focal Depth"
Like "Trump's Folly"
Or "Schumer's Actual Focal Depth"
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Give it a name
Like "Trump's Folly"
Or "Schumer's Actual Focal Depth"
Like "Trump's Folly"
Or "Schumer's Actual Focal Depth"
The only dom in a room full of subs
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The only dom in a room full of subs