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Jerry Timber
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The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave.
I’m a cool mule.
Put the noodle on the griddle.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Pinned
Hellborn elfchild Alf hog mountain fortune hunter
Man beheaded her
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January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Get the fuck off of X. NOW.
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Hell yeah. Bandcamp sounds better than Spotify too.
Bandcamp says AI music is not permitted on the platform. Via @brooklynvegan.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Is the right up in arms because the president said “Fuck you”?

No. Decorum for thee.
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Will Cain is a cunt.
Fox News' Will Cain: “There's a weird kind of smugness... in the way that some of these liberal white women interact with authority”
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Look at this stupid fucking Nazi.
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Sorry Tom, the officer is a murderer. Nothing hateful about it. You fucking monster.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Anyone have any experience with mushroom capsules?
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Andy Ngo is a fucking cunt.
Scumbag fascist collaborator Andy Ngo went through Renee Good’s Venmo account to justify her murder. He specifically cites her mother helping her with bills. There is no moral depth to which these depraved ghouls will not sink.
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
In time, the people who held on to their music CD’s are going to rule the world.

#ownnothingandbehappy
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Tony Dokoupil is a fucking #dingleBari
Tony Dokoupil closed last night's CBS Evening "News" with a passionate bothsidesing of Renee Good's killing: "I've heard too, not on the streets protesting, but in passionate notes in my inbox from people who want to see our immigration laws enforced."
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Art: Dennis Goris
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Once a mayor says “Fuck” decorum is out the window and ICE should be able to murder whomever they want.
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Because, Nazis are the only “people” willing to do the job. C’mon, that’s an easy one.
Good question for Kristi Noem.
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Matt Walsh is a cunt.
Wanna see two dead bodies?
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Agent provocateurs bum rushing Minneapolis as we speak.
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
ICE is murderous scum.
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
"Stephanie! Stephanie! It's so much better over here!" #Phish #Centrum #Stash
Very excited about this release. My dumb ass will buy the CD's.
Does anyone know Stephanie?
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Epidemic abuse:

"One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police"

"White nationalists pervade law enforcement"

10,000 family dogs killed by police every year (DOJ: "epidemic")

"Police solve just 2% of all major crimes"

Videos of law enforcement planting drugs, felonies:
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I’ll bologna your sandwich?
I’ll cream your cheese
I’ll devil your eggs.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Yeah, that word is bullshit. Lol
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM