The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave. A veritable no-man's-land, array of the flophouse Cardboard materials and carbon-monoxide wallpaper. PHISH Royksopp and King Gizzard. Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
In 2017, I had a good friend watch my house for a weekend. Over that weekend, my friend hid somewhere between 75 and 100 paper Richard Simmons all over my house. It’s been a few years since I’ve found one. Found one today. He says I’ll never find them all. It’s fun AND maddening.
September 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
In 2017, I had a good friend watch my house for a weekend. Over that weekend, my friend hid somewhere between 75 and 100 paper Richard Simmons all over my house. It’s been a few years since I’ve found one. Found one today. He says I’ll never find them all. It’s fun AND maddening.
The shredded wheat side of me laughs and rolls my eyes at this while the frosted side of me wants to create accounts on X just to get suspended by this giant baby.
September 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The shredded wheat side of me laughs and rolls my eyes at this while the frosted side of me wants to create accounts on X just to get suspended by this giant baby.