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Jerry Timber
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The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave.
A veritable no-man's-land, array of the flophouse
Cardboard materials and carbon-monoxide wallpaper. PHISH Royksopp and King Gizzard.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Pinned
Hellborn elfchild Alf hog mountain fortune hunter
Man beheaded her
#Phish should play #Shish
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Remember Jimmy Dore? Lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"blending governance and family business"

We have a word for this NYT.
Saudi officials used President Trump’s state visit in May to pique his interest in a major real estate development, the latest example of Trump blending governance and family business, particularly in Persian Gulf countries. nyti.ms/4r7mboU
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not that these fuckers don't do this shit every minute of every day.
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Chili season is upon us and it's time for my yearly reminder that a peanut butter sandwich is an upgrade to the boring old grilled cheese as a companion to your bowl of chili.
#chiliseason
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Fuck off oinker.
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Add sports betting to the list of things I’m happy that I’m not into. (Vaping, energy drinks, AI, heroin and golf)
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Innocent.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“I don’t know. Maybe get louder arms.” - The New York Times
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
He's being difficult. Like trying to pick up a fussing child.
This is Russian company "Idol" with their anthropomorphic, AI robot being shown for the first time

It takes a few steps and immediately falls over

The sound only makes it funnier
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Uncle Sam himself, has fallen down the stairs at The Met Gala
John Fetterman has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
Mitch McConnell has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I had whooping cough as a kid and I’d hate to think today’s kids could go through life without knowing what it’s like to cough so much you throw up. Wouldn’t be fair.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Tough guy blocked me. LOL
bsky.app
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is fucking embarrassing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Have you ever given someone directions and a few moments later thought, “well that’s not right”
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They’re going after Judas Priest next.
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When ordering #pizza, do you get the same exact thing every time or do you mix it up?
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Dicker Doinker
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Collinsworth and Tirico need to calm down about the ripped undershirt.

Kirk Herbstreit is somewhere having a stroke.

#nfl #sundaynightfootball
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
View from the Incline Public House in Cincinnati Ohio.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Democrats could've just caved a month ago. WTF
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lions fans and Commanders fans unite!
Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.

(Video: Marisa Schultz)
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I placed a bet today that the prop bet I place earlier will turn out to be rigged. Feeling good about this one.
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM