Bloodthirsty Cadaver Junkie
@timcushing.bsky.social
WILL WRITE FOR SHORT-LIVED ADORATION
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"how can that be profitable for Frito Lay"
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"how can that be profitable for Frito Lay"
[me, opening a bag of pork rinds] ah the liberal cabal is at it again
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
[me, opening a bag of pork rinds] ah the liberal cabal is at it again
If the Dems score the presidency before the Overlook Hotel Ballroom gets completed by Trump, they should just turn the East Wing into one of those fake balconies you see on poorly planned McMansions where the door opens immediately into a waist high fence
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If the Dems score the presidency before the Overlook Hotel Ballroom gets completed by Trump, they should just turn the East Wing into one of those fake balconies you see on poorly planned McMansions where the door opens immediately into a waist high fence
Nibbler, the pet/intergalactic traveler sent to save the Earth whose poop was actually dark matter. Also: we had Dr. Zoidberg
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Nibbler, the pet/intergalactic traveler sent to save the Earth whose poop was actually dark matter. Also: we had Dr. Zoidberg
I mean, whatever it takes to keep me from hanging out with this dude for a year
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I mean, whatever it takes to keep me from hanging out with this dude for a year
this game is capable of ending marriages, getting people fired, and rendering players incapable of responding to text messages from loved ones
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this game is capable of ending marriages, getting people fired, and rendering players incapable of responding to text messages from loved ones
[channeling Brad Pitt in The Counselor] ballpark [table bang for emphasis] what do you think that costs
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
[channeling Brad Pitt in The Counselor] ballpark [table bang for emphasis] what do you think that costs
My other kid is named Brendon... in honor of this person:
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My other kid is named Brendon... in honor of this person:
On the plus side, you can customize your shoes with any name you want to put on the knockoffs. I went with this:
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
On the plus side, you can customize your shoes with any name you want to put on the knockoffs. I went with this:
I know from the URL I probably wasn't getting actual Nikes, much less anything officially approved by the Miami Dolphins. But the IP "fuck you" on the tongue made me actually lol
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I know from the URL I probably wasn't getting actual Nikes, much less anything officially approved by the Miami Dolphins. But the IP "fuck you" on the tongue made me actually lol
lol check out the ridiculous ass shoes I bought from a shady overseas merchant
cc: @technursejon.bsky.social who will definitely dig these the most
cc: @technursejon.bsky.social who will definitely dig these the most
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
lol check out the ridiculous ass shoes I bought from a shady overseas merchant
cc: @technursejon.bsky.social who will definitely dig these the most
cc: @technursejon.bsky.social who will definitely dig these the most
lmao this car is dead
it just doesn't know it yet
it just doesn't know it yet
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
lmao this car is dead
it just doesn't know it yet
it just doesn't know it yet
I mean, it really was pretty much just the first film but this time *deliberately* funny
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I mean, it really was pretty much just the first film but this time *deliberately* funny
My second favorite:
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My second favorite:
every DOJ prosecution of Portland protesters
![[Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law screenshots]
Judge: state your first name, your last name, and occupation
Person on witness stand: Lizardman, Lizardman, and... Lizardman](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cxcdtl47gbr3r55bj7pv36o3/bafkreianupojazcrqtsvy4ozlbh7n47mweio4ra2y32elsetqdy6cwqtcq@jpeg)
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
every DOJ prosecution of Portland protesters
remembering some guys but it's Jack Nance lines from David Lynch projects
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
remembering some guys but it's Jack Nance lines from David Lynch projects
Oh. So the FBI foiled... nothing.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh. So the FBI foiled... nothing.
At some point, interior work will be needed
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
At some point, interior work will be needed
Rand Paul, [air quotes] "libertarian" [en-air quotes]
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Rand Paul, [air quotes] "libertarian" [en-air quotes]