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I could shoot my team's closer with two outs and the bases loaded in a World Series Game Seven and my fans would still love me.
Me, I would very much rather 𝘯𝘰𝘵 be governed by the first 2,000 people in the Boston telephone directory.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me, I would very much rather 𝘯𝘰𝘵 be governed by the first 2,000 people in the Boston telephone directory.
They shared an interest in colorless, furiously sleeping green ideas, that's all. This is not the big deal people are making it out to be.
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Chomsky had deeper ties with Epstein than previously known, documents reveal
The philosopher and the sex trafficker were in contact long after Epstein was convicted of soliciting prostitution from a minor, documents reveal
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November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They shared an interest in colorless, furiously sleeping green ideas, that's all. This is not the big deal people are making it out to be.
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Demons of Lust is one of @timcushing.bsky.social's favorite bands
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Demons of Lust is one of @timcushing.bsky.social's favorite bands
Dumb story. There are way more than just 7 tells. That's one of big reasons why they're lower-middle-class in the first place: really bad at camouflage.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dumb story. There are way more than just 7 tells. That's one of big reasons why they're lower-middle-class in the first place: really bad at camouflage.
"An aide to a Republican congressman from New Jersey faked being the victim of what she claimed was a politically motivated slashing in July, a narrative that quickly unraveled when investigators found spare zip ties in her Maserati, federal prosecutors said."
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New Jersey Congressman’s Aide Faked Anti-Trump Slashing Attack, U.S. Says
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November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"An aide to a Republican congressman from New Jersey faked being the victim of what she claimed was a politically motivated slashing in July, a narrative that quickly unraveled when investigators found spare zip ties in her Maserati, federal prosecutors said."
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Ever since I was but a wee lad I've been endlessly fascinated by sanitation problems in northeast Ohio Chinese restaurants. That's why Google News recommends these stories for me. Which is great.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ever since I was but a wee lad I've been endlessly fascinated by sanitation problems in northeast Ohio Chinese restaurants. That's why Google News recommends these stories for me. Which is great.
"The [Nevada Department of Wildlife] suggests yelling things like 'Hey bear!', 'Go bear!', [or] 'Get out of here bear!'"
Unless it turns out the bear only speaks Spanish, in which case you're fucked, basically.
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Unless it turns out the bear only speaks Spanish, in which case you're fucked, basically.
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Bear attacks 87-year-old couple inside their home near Lake Tahoe
An 87-year-old couple was attacked by a black bear in their Lake Tahoe-area home, according to the Nevada Department of Wildlife.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"The [Nevada Department of Wildlife] suggests yelling things like 'Hey bear!', 'Go bear!', [or] 'Get out of here bear!'"
Unless it turns out the bear only speaks Spanish, in which case you're fucked, basically.
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Unless it turns out the bear only speaks Spanish, in which case you're fucked, basically.
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Fake news. NASDAQ quotes are rigged.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fake news. NASDAQ quotes are rigged.
This can't be right. Yesterday that hot blonde DHS lady Tricia McLaughlin said the original Post report was "unequivocally false." So there was nothing to reverse. Or Tricia is a shameless liar and incompetent to boot. I suppose that's a remote possibility.
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In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This can't be right. Yesterday that hot blonde DHS lady Tricia McLaughlin said the original Post report was "unequivocally false." So there was nothing to reverse. Or Tricia is a shameless liar and incompetent to boot. I suppose that's a remote possibility.
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It's never too early to teach your children close-quarters knife fighting skills. Then I would go to asphyxiation using industrial plastic wrap. Then handguns. Only then. There's a correct order for these things.
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8-year-old stabs 'uninvited' grandmother to protect her mom from knife attack: Deputies
The "uninvited" mother allegedly "came into the home through an unlocked door and attacked the victim with a serrated utility knife," the sheriff's office said.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's never too early to teach your children close-quarters knife fighting skills. Then I would go to asphyxiation using industrial plastic wrap. Then handguns. Only then. There's a correct order for these things.
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The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America, who, along with such civil officers as he selects for the purpose, shall perform an unending series of outrages against the nation's honor.
— Article II, Section 1, Clause 1
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— Article II, Section 1, Clause 1
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U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
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November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America, who, along with such civil officers as he selects for the purpose, shall perform an unending series of outrages against the nation's honor.
— Article II, Section 1, Clause 1
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— Article II, Section 1, Clause 1
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Number 9: When they're done filling up, they get into the driver's seat.
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8 things lower-middle-class people always do at gas stations that reveal their background
The rituals people perform, the choices they make, the behaviors they don't even think about reveal exactly where they fall on the economic spectrum.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Number 9: When they're done filling up, they get into the driver's seat.
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If I remember correctly, "Eet ees da mareen who weel always play da creetical role in realizing meeshoan success" is a famous passage from Admiral Mahan's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If I remember correctly, "Eet ees da mareen who weel always play da creetical role in realizing meeshoan success" is a famous passage from Admiral Mahan's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
I've seen this with my own eyes. Young people don't know how to pour themselves a glass of water. And they're so used to doing everything on their phones that they forget the kitchen staff could pour it for them. This is why they don't have kids. They're too dehydrated for sex.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I've seen this with my own eyes. Young people don't know how to pour themselves a glass of water. And they're so used to doing everything on their phones that they forget the kitchen staff could pour it for them. This is why they don't have kids. They're too dehydrated for sex.
Fact check: True. I was in Potomac last week so I could gawp at Trump's great Virginia golf course across the river. It has a big-ass, car-dealership-style American flag on a 300-foot-tall poll and the greens are spray-painted gold. Well, they should be, but ... where was I?
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Fact check: True. I was in Potomac last week so I could gawp at Trump's great Virginia golf course across the river. It has a big-ass, car-dealership-style American flag on a 300-foot-tall poll and the greens are spray-painted gold. Well, they should be, but ... where was I?
I love him. But I'm not IN love with him. And I haven't told him because I don't want to hurt his feelings. It's complicated.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love him. But I'm not IN love with him. And I haven't told him because I don't want to hurt his feelings. It's complicated.
Schrödinger's litterbox resolved to its clean state. Thank you for your attention to this matter, without which the thing might be full of turds.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Schrödinger's litterbox resolved to its clean state. Thank you for your attention to this matter, without which the thing might be full of turds.
"Greg Evigan, the actor beloved by a generation for BJ and the Bear and My Two Dads, has surprised fans with a sweeping new classical album recorded with London's Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at the legendary Abbey Road Studios."
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’80s TV Heartthrob Stuns Fans With New Album Recorded at Abbey Road
Greg Evigan, best known for 'BJ and the Bear' and 'My Two Dads,' releases a new orchestral album recorded with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at Abbey Road.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"Greg Evigan, the actor beloved by a generation for BJ and the Bear and My Two Dads, has surprised fans with a sweeping new classical album recorded with London's Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at the legendary Abbey Road Studios."
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What? The thing moving around and saying "peek-a-boo, I see you," that thing? Yeah, that's my penis.
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Man accused of smuggling protected parakeets in his underwear
Border agents say an American traveling from Mexico hid protected orange-fronted parakeets in his underwear and claimed the bulge was merely his natural appendage.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
What? The thing moving around and saying "peek-a-boo, I see you," that thing? Yeah, that's my penis.
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You watch. Even if it turns out Mr. President Trump has only ever had sexual intercourse with a minor once or twice, the radical left Democrats and fake news media will still jump all over that just to make him look bad. So unfair.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You watch. Even if it turns out Mr. President Trump has only ever had sexual intercourse with a minor once or twice, the radical left Democrats and fake news media will still jump all over that just to make him look bad. So unfair.
Ely Parker became one of Ulysses S. Grant's closest and lifelong friends in Galena, Illinois before the war. The Appomattox surrender documents are in his handwriting. Know his name.
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A Native American leader who enlisted in the Union Army has been posthumously admitted to the New York bar after 176 years | CNN
Ely S. Parker, a Tonawanda Seneca from western New York, never took no for an answer.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ely Parker became one of Ulysses S. Grant's closest and lifelong friends in Galena, Illinois before the war. The Appomattox surrender documents are in his handwriting. Know his name.
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