Real Donnie Baseball
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I could shoot my team's closer with two outs and the bases loaded in a World Series Game Seven and my fans would still love me.
Fuck. I paid list price for one of the greatest intellectuals of our time last Tuesday. Shoulda waited.
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fuck. I paid list price for one of the greatest intellectuals of our time last Tuesday. Shoulda waited.
Demons of Lust is one of @timcushing.bsky.social's favorite bands
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Demons of Lust is one of @timcushing.bsky.social's favorite bands
Dumb story. There are way more than just 7 tells. That's one of big reasons why they're lower-middle-class in the first place: really bad at camouflage.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dumb story. There are way more than just 7 tells. That's one of big reasons why they're lower-middle-class in the first place: really bad at camouflage.
Ever since I was but a wee lad I've been endlessly fascinated by sanitation problems in northeast Ohio Chinese restaurants. That's why Google News recommends these stories for me. Which is great.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ever since I was but a wee lad I've been endlessly fascinated by sanitation problems in northeast Ohio Chinese restaurants. That's why Google News recommends these stories for me. Which is great.
Fake news. NASDAQ quotes are rigged.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fake news. NASDAQ quotes are rigged.
23,900 likes. He must be right.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
23,900 likes. He must be right.
If I remember correctly, "Eet ees da mareen who weel always play da creetical role in realizing meeshoan success" is a famous passage from Admiral Mahan's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If I remember correctly, "Eet ees da mareen who weel always play da creetical role in realizing meeshoan success" is a famous passage from Admiral Mahan's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘜𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.
I've seen this with my own eyes. Young people don't know how to pour themselves a glass of water. And they're so used to doing everything on their phones that they forget the kitchen staff could pour it for them. This is why they don't have kids. They're too dehydrated for sex.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I've seen this with my own eyes. Young people don't know how to pour themselves a glass of water. And they're so used to doing everything on their phones that they forget the kitchen staff could pour it for them. This is why they don't have kids. They're too dehydrated for sex.
Fact check: True. I was in Potomac last week so I could gawp at Trump's great Virginia golf course across the river. It has a big-ass, car-dealership-style American flag on a 300-foot-tall poll and the greens are spray-painted gold. Well, they should be, but ... where was I?
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Fact check: True. I was in Potomac last week so I could gawp at Trump's great Virginia golf course across the river. It has a big-ass, car-dealership-style American flag on a 300-foot-tall poll and the greens are spray-painted gold. Well, they should be, but ... where was I?
I love him. But I'm not IN love with him. And I haven't told him because I don't want to hurt his feelings. It's complicated.
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love him. But I'm not IN love with him. And I haven't told him because I don't want to hurt his feelings. It's complicated.
Schrödinger's litterbox resolved to its clean state. Thank you for your attention to this matter, without which the thing might be full of turds.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Schrödinger's litterbox resolved to its clean state. Thank you for your attention to this matter, without which the thing might be full of turds.
Yes. Underfunded sewer maintenance, cited by the article in question, is a well-known product of multiculturalism. The government of New South Wales has caved to dark-skinned people, who famously oppose modern plumbing and its associated infrastructure. Well done, Kobie Thatcher!
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Yes. Underfunded sewer maintenance, cited by the article in question, is a well-known product of multiculturalism. The government of New South Wales has caved to dark-skinned people, who famously oppose modern plumbing and its associated infrastructure. Well done, Kobie Thatcher!
Detail from Giotto, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦, c. 1305. Fresco at the 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘭𝘪 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘪, Padua.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Detail from Giotto, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦, c. 1305. Fresco at the 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘭𝘪 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘪, Padua.
Charles Bovary's father is a dog; the version of the book we read in school elided over Flaubert's surrealism. You need to get a modern translation and reread the thing. Then, of course, you should start homeschooling your kids because AP English is not a place for lessons about gay animals.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Charles Bovary's father is a dog; the version of the book we read in school elided over Flaubert's surrealism. You need to get a modern translation and reread the thing. Then, of course, you should start homeschooling your kids because AP English is not a place for lessons about gay animals.
You're not alone. I myself am often unable to walk because my knees are flying around hundreds of feet above me in the sky. Fortunately, there's a revolutionary new vomit-green thingy that will glue your knees in place, always at ground level where you need them. Call now. Supplies are limited.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're not alone. I myself am often unable to walk because my knees are flying around hundreds of feet above me in the sky. Fortunately, there's a revolutionary new vomit-green thingy that will glue your knees in place, always at ground level where you need them. Call now. Supplies are limited.
Thank you, Google AI
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thank you, Google AI
Shangdu, Inner Mongolia, planned summer capital of the Yuan Dynasty. Once thought to have been finished in the 1250s and destroyed in 1369 by the Ming, archaeologists now believe that Kublai Khan barely had a chance to start the project before being interrupted by a man from Porlock on business.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Shangdu, Inner Mongolia, planned summer capital of the Yuan Dynasty. Once thought to have been finished in the 1250s and destroyed in 1369 by the Ming, archaeologists now believe that Kublai Khan barely had a chance to start the project before being interrupted by a man from Porlock on business.
Chekhov's gun was a seven-shot Nagant M1895 revolver, not a rifle, newly discovered photograph reveals.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chekhov's gun was a seven-shot Nagant M1895 revolver, not a rifle, newly discovered photograph reveals.
Not my type. Too smart.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not my type. Too smart.
President Donald J. Trump Memorial Stadium, future home of the #WashingtonCommanders.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
President Donald J. Trump Memorial Stadium, future home of the #WashingtonCommanders.
Movie treatment:
It's the year 2031. "Mar-a-Lago face" is out, millions of Americans have instead had plastic surgery to make themselves look like Marc Andreeson—and one of them has robbed Fort Knox. But which one?
Call me, George Clooney.
It's the year 2031. "Mar-a-Lago face" is out, millions of Americans have instead had plastic surgery to make themselves look like Marc Andreeson—and one of them has robbed Fort Knox. But which one?
Call me, George Clooney.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Movie treatment:
It's the year 2031. "Mar-a-Lago face" is out, millions of Americans have instead had plastic surgery to make themselves look like Marc Andreeson—and one of them has robbed Fort Knox. But which one?
Call me, George Clooney.
It's the year 2031. "Mar-a-Lago face" is out, millions of Americans have instead had plastic surgery to make themselves look like Marc Andreeson—and one of them has robbed Fort Knox. But which one?
Call me, George Clooney.
Same here. When I lived in New York all the big rapists and murderers came to my house. Jerry Sandusky. Idi Amin came to my house. The guy who supplies the GRU with polonium-210. In Palm Beach things are a little different. We get money launderers mostly.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Same here. When I lived in New York all the big rapists and murderers came to my house. Jerry Sandusky. Idi Amin came to my house. The guy who supplies the GRU with polonium-210. In Palm Beach things are a little different. We get money launderers mostly.
[Should I try to help with—or even acknowledge—the medical emergency taking place in real time three feet to my left? No, better not. There'll be photos of me in an uncontrolled situation and I might not look good. Best just to stand here like a stone and project my Trumpiness.]
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
[Should I try to help with—or even acknowledge—the medical emergency taking place in real time three feet to my left? No, better not. There'll be photos of me in an uncontrolled situation and I might not look good. Best just to stand here like a stone and project my Trumpiness.]