Real Donnie Baseball
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I could shoot my team's closer with two outs and the bases loaded in a World Series Game Seven and my fans would still love me.
Bad editing. I would have found a way to get the Maserati up into the first line of text.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bad editing. I would have found a way to get the Maserati up into the first line of text.
23,900 likes. He must be right.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
23,900 likes. He must be right.
Oh, yeah, the adorable robot puppies. They're everywhere. My driver ran over four of them with our limo. Little girl started crying. I had to give her cherry soda and vodka to shut her up. A disaster. Terrible place, Potomac. All of Maryland, in fact. Full of Democrats. Must to avoid.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Oh, yeah, the adorable robot puppies. They're everywhere. My driver ran over four of them with our limo. Little girl started crying. I had to give her cherry soda and vodka to shut her up. A disaster. Terrible place, Potomac. All of Maryland, in fact. Full of Democrats. Must to avoid.
Taken just after MBS whispered "maybe you should order a few bonesawings of your own, Mr. President" in Trump's ear.
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Taken just after MBS whispered "maybe you should order a few bonesawings of your own, Mr. President" in Trump's ear.
Norks (pl. noun): Australian slang for women's breasts. Which of course is what you meant, right?
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Norks (pl. noun): Australian slang for women's breasts. Which of course is what you meant, right?