Justin
@justinlawguy.bsky.social
Olympic silver medalist in rhetorical question drafting (lawyer division). He/him
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Justin
@justinlawguy.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Shout out to all the Germans in 1933 who muttered "oh my god this is unbelievably stupid"
This is what pro-Israel Jews took from an article that found that nearly half of all young Republicans were *extremely antisemitic*.
When I say pro-Isreal groups make Jews less safe, I really mean it
When I say pro-Isreal groups make Jews less safe, I really mean it
February 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
This is what pro-Israel Jews took from an article that found that nearly half of all young Republicans were *extremely antisemitic*.
When I say pro-Isreal groups make Jews less safe, I really mean it
When I say pro-Isreal groups make Jews less safe, I really mean it
Lmao
Trump on FIFA: "They gave me their first peace prize. They gave me a peace prize. I think they saw that I got screwed by Norway."
February 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Lmao
Looks like USA just won 23 gold medals, guess we're at the top of the table now
February 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Looks like USA just won 23 gold medals, guess we're at the top of the table now
Why is the break before overtime 16 hours long?
February 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Why is the break before overtime 16 hours long?
Beshear is currently my second choice behind pritzker. Don't confuse not being a partisan pugilist with being an empty centrist. Beshear is the anti-Newsome.
Beshear: "If somebody is looking for a Democratic version of Trump, that's not me. My goal is to bring people together, my goal is to heal the country. You can't do that if you're engaged in the same tactics he is. If that's what the American people are looking for, I'm not their guy."
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Beshear is currently my second choice behind pritzker. Don't confuse not being a partisan pugilist with being an empty centrist. Beshear is the anti-Newsome.
Congratulations taxpayers for the first 10 billion dollars you donated directly to Donald Trump's pocketbook.
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February 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Congratulations taxpayers for the first 10 billion dollars you donated directly to Donald Trump's pocketbook.
thehill.com/policy/inter...
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NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
February 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
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🇮🇱🇷🇺: Fascist
🇮🇱🇺🇦: Reactionary Centrist
🇵🇸🇷🇺: Tankie
🇵🇸🇺🇦: Normal
🇮🇱🇺🇦: Reactionary Centrist
🇵🇸🇷🇺: Tankie
🇵🇸🇺🇦: Normal
February 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
🇮🇱🇷🇺: Fascist
🇮🇱🇺🇦: Reactionary Centrist
🇵🇸🇷🇺: Tankie
🇵🇸🇺🇦: Normal
🇮🇱🇺🇦: Reactionary Centrist
🇵🇸🇷🇺: Tankie
🇵🇸🇺🇦: Normal
It amazes me how terminally online these guys are. There's no way anyone in that room had any idea what he was even talking about.
JD Vance takes the mic and immediately attempts to tell a joke. He doesn't get a single laugh. Not. Even. One.
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It amazes me how terminally online these guys are. There's no way anyone in that room had any idea what he was even talking about.
Amazed he is putting in even a tiny bit of work into his 19 billion dollar no-show side gig.
Trump: "I thought when I saw this note -- 'I'm excited to announce that Norway' -- I thought they were going to say they're giving me the Nobel Prize. Oh. This is less exciting. But I don't care. I don't care about Nobel Prize."
February 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Amazed he is putting in even a tiny bit of work into his 19 billion dollar no-show side gig.
This is just a concentration camp policy, they are detaining people they have no reason to believe are here unlawfully, for investigations they could do equally well without detaining people. It's detaining people just to be cruel.
This is a truly horrifying memo. It says that the policy of the US government will now be to proactively seek out and arrest likely tens of thousands of refugees who entered legally under Biden and subject them to detention, where they will be interrogated about their status.
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This is just a concentration camp policy, they are detaining people they have no reason to believe are here unlawfully, for investigations they could do equally well without detaining people. It's detaining people just to be cruel.
So not infallible then?
Leavitt accuses Pope Leo XIV of being “partisan, political, and controversial.”
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
So not infallible then?
Death of a Muppet
We Need to Talk About Kermit
Lord of the Muppets
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Death of a Muppet
Oh, Arsenal (derogatory)
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Oh, Arsenal (derogatory)
Since popat is going on a thing, I would just like to say that I am very strongly pro 1A But free speech absolutism isn't a thing because we cannot all agree on a common definition of speech.....
Can we talk a bit about the terms “First Amendment absolutist” and “free speech absolutist,” and whether they have any agreed-upon meaning?
I promise to try, to the utmost of my ability, to Be Respectful Of Other Opinions.
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I promise to try, to the utmost of my ability, to Be Respectful Of Other Opinions.
/1
February 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Since popat is going on a thing, I would just like to say that I am very strongly pro 1A But free speech absolutism isn't a thing because we cannot all agree on a common definition of speech.....
Let's talk more about how AOC said "um"
Trump: "Herschel Walker, speaking about loyal. How good a football player was Herschel? Now he's ambassador to the Bahamas. I don't know. Bahamas. Bermuda. Is he Bahamas? Whatever. It's a nice place."
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Let's talk more about how AOC said "um"
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The ultimate problem here is that there's an entire class of political pundits like this who have cooked their brains on X and get their entire view of trans rights advocacy through an explicitly right wing framing, a result that was the explicit goal of Elon buying and manipulating the platform.
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The ultimate problem here is that there's an entire class of political pundits like this who have cooked their brains on X and get their entire view of trans rights advocacy through an explicitly right wing framing, a result that was the explicit goal of Elon buying and manipulating the platform.
Guess the racist video was posted by John Barron.
Q: The president just said on Truth Social it would be a 'big mistake' for UK to hold over control of Diego Garcia, but the State Dept said the US supports that handover
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
LEAVITT: The post should be taken as administration policy. When you see it on TS, you know it's directly from President Trump.
February 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Guess the racist video was posted by John Barron.
Islamophobia is the official policy of the Republican party.
Rep. Mark Harris on Randy Fine saying he'd choose dogs over Muslims: "I stand with Randy and I'm very grateful for his courage"
February 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Islamophobia is the official policy of the Republican party.
It's amazing how bad a brief looks even when it's 80 percent the way from an outline to a rough draft. It's really that last bit and the editing that makes a brief good
February 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It's amazing how bad a brief looks even when it's 80 percent the way from an outline to a rough draft. It's really that last bit and the editing that makes a brief good
TIL that while boycotts against Israel are anti-Semitic, not boycotting pro-palestinian businesses is also anti-Semitic.
February 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
TIL that while boycotts against Israel are anti-Semitic, not boycotting pro-palestinian businesses is also anti-Semitic.
