Justin
@justinlawguy.bsky.social
Civil rights lawyer. Passionate defender of what he imagines the Constitution says. He/him
All we need to do to solve the housing crisis is to deport ::checks notes:: one out of every three people living in this country.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
All we need to do to solve the housing crisis is to deport ::checks notes:: one out of every three people living in this country.
I did not have the Senate Republicans coming out for single-payer on my bingo card.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I did not have the Senate Republicans coming out for single-payer on my bingo card.
ADL: Mandami hates Spurs, a team that has fans that refer to them as the "yids," how much more anti-Semitic can you get?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ADL: Mandami hates Spurs, a team that has fans that refer to them as the "yids," how much more anti-Semitic can you get?
Congratulations to FIFA for creating their first ever Peace prize and giving it to the most special boy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Congratulations to FIFA for creating their first ever Peace prize and giving it to the most special boy.
At least something went better than my oral argument today!
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
At least something went better than my oral argument today!
On the one hand the Washington Post is terrible, on the other hand, they will have forever given us this line.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
On the one hand the Washington Post is terrible, on the other hand, they will have forever given us this line.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Also acceptable answers:
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also acceptable answers:
The problem with gerrymandering is not that the Nash equilibrium is for both parties to gerrymander, because Republicans don't value democracy for its own sake, they prefer gerrymandering anyway, and so there's no cooperative solution unless the Supreme Court or Congress imposes one.
Nash matrix:
Nash matrix:
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The problem with gerrymandering is not that the Nash equilibrium is for both parties to gerrymander, because Republicans don't value democracy for its own sake, they prefer gerrymandering anyway, and so there's no cooperative solution unless the Supreme Court or Congress imposes one.
Nash matrix:
Nash matrix:
11yo brought home a patch from his first scouting campout.
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
11yo brought home a patch from his first scouting campout.
"The First Amendment requires Florida to fund Christian schools through vouchers because that's the free exercise of religion but prohibits them from funding Muslim schools through vouchers because that's Sharia law"
By Samuel Alito
By Samuel Alito
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"The First Amendment requires Florida to fund Christian schools through vouchers because that's the free exercise of religion but prohibits them from funding Muslim schools through vouchers because that's Sharia law"
By Samuel Alito
By Samuel Alito
Justice Jackson printing 50 copies of this tweet right now for oral argument.
October 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Justice Jackson printing 50 copies of this tweet right now for oral argument.
He's already 5'9 so He's got the body type.
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
He's already 5'9 so He's got the body type.
Anyone who puts Notre Dame in their top 10 should lose their voting credentials. And maybe face prison time.
Someone has Notre Dame 7th, Texas 13th, and Penn State 16th! Why do they even play the games?????
Someone has Notre Dame 7th, Texas 13th, and Penn State 16th! Why do they even play the games?????
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Anyone who puts Notre Dame in their top 10 should lose their voting credentials. And maybe face prison time.
Someone has Notre Dame 7th, Texas 13th, and Penn State 16th! Why do they even play the games?????
Someone has Notre Dame 7th, Texas 13th, and Penn State 16th! Why do they even play the games?????
"Matt Walsh is doing politics the right way"
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
September 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Matt Walsh is doing politics the right way"
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein