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Avoid conversations at the supermarket by spending an inordinate amount of time in front of the laxatives.
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Avoid conversations at the supermarket by spending an inordinate amount of time in front of the laxatives.
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We wish you some good Chinese food.
We wish you some watching movies.
We wish you some time off from work.
And a happy new year!
We wish you some watching movies.
We wish you some time off from work.
And a happy new year!
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We wish you some good Chinese food.
We wish you some watching movies.
We wish you some time off from work.
And a happy new year!
We wish you some watching movies.
We wish you some time off from work.
And a happy new year!
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When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
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Tiny Tim did die. Turns out an old man being a little bit nice doesn't actually cure polio.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Tiny Tim did die. Turns out an old man being a little bit nice doesn't actually cure polio.
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Thank you and Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thank you and Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕 🤶 🎄 ❤️ 😊 ♥️ 💕
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In an early version, Dickens explains how Tim was called, “Tiny,” ironically and that the boy was hung like a Christmas donkey.
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In an early version, Dickens explains how Tim was called, “Tiny,” ironically and that the boy was hung like a Christmas donkey.
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Ugh. Got fucking myrrh again.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ugh. Got fucking myrrh again.
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Were you visited by 40 confused ghosts last night?
It's called Christmas Carol Swatting and insiders say it's destroying the yuletide-based spiritual rehabilitation program.
It's called Christmas Carol Swatting and insiders say it's destroying the yuletide-based spiritual rehabilitation program.
December 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Were you visited by 40 confused ghosts last night?
It's called Christmas Carol Swatting and insiders say it's destroying the yuletide-based spiritual rehabilitation program.
It's called Christmas Carol Swatting and insiders say it's destroying the yuletide-based spiritual rehabilitation program.
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Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Ice cream
Me: Ice cream
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Ice cream
Me: Ice cream
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
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I like when a chess game is over and the captured pieces can finally return to their homelands
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I like when a chess game is over and the captured pieces can finally return to their homelands
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Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
December 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.
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"A zebra is just a redacted horse"
-Kyle The Intern
-Kyle The Intern
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"A zebra is just a redacted horse"
-Kyle The Intern
-Kyle The Intern
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
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i keep thinking some of you are Canadian when you’re not
guess my eh-dar is off
guess my eh-dar is off
April 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i keep thinking some of you are Canadian when you’re not
guess my eh-dar is off
guess my eh-dar is off
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Me: no, man
Date: what?
Me: I’m pretending this snowman asked if we were married
Date:
Me:
Date: I really can’t stay
Date: what?
Me: I’m pretending this snowman asked if we were married
Date:
Me:
Date: I really can’t stay
November 24, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Me: no, man
Date: what?
Me: I’m pretending this snowman asked if we were married
Date:
Me:
Date: I really can’t stay
Date: what?
Me: I’m pretending this snowman asked if we were married
Date:
Me:
Date: I really can’t stay
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December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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why did they redact this
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
why did they redact this
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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Why are people acting surprised that Trump recently tried to intimidate and extort Indiana Republicans when he did the exact same thing five years ago this very month to state Republicans in Michigan and other swing states he lost in 2020 election?
Seriously…
Seriously…
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Why are people acting surprised that Trump recently tried to intimidate and extort Indiana Republicans when he did the exact same thing five years ago this very month to state Republicans in Michigan and other swing states he lost in 2020 election?
Seriously…
Seriously…