LordStormageddon
@lordstormageddon.bsky.social
Any & all pronouns
I write things sometimes
I write things sometimes
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they can pry the em dashes from my cold dead hands
REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.
July 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
they can pry the em dashes from my cold dead hands
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Look at this cute dog. She is happy like this all the time. This is just her face.
July 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Look at this cute dog. She is happy like this all the time. This is just her face.
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Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
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June 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
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It's just words and you're just meat and nothing actually matters. Now go write your book.
June 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's just words and you're just meat and nothing actually matters. Now go write your book.
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The MOST concerning fact of this security breach was they were using an app for a workaround to prevent having a record of the chat.
And they ONLY got busted because they invited the wrong guy.
They're burning it down. Project 2025 is blossoming right in front of you.
www.npr.org/2025/03/25/n...
And they ONLY got busted because they invited the wrong guy.
They're burning it down. Project 2025 is blossoming right in front of you.
www.npr.org/2025/03/25/n...
'Heads are exploding': How security experts see the Signal war-plan breach
The breach left military and intelligence experts asking the same questions as the public: Why would top U.S. officials use a free messaging app to discuss classified military plans?
www.npr.org
March 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The MOST concerning fact of this security breach was they were using an app for a workaround to prevent having a record of the chat.
And they ONLY got busted because they invited the wrong guy.
They're burning it down. Project 2025 is blossoming right in front of you.
www.npr.org/2025/03/25/n...
And they ONLY got busted because they invited the wrong guy.
They're burning it down. Project 2025 is blossoming right in front of you.
www.npr.org/2025/03/25/n...
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fuckface takes office and planes start falling out of the sky. I'm going to blame it on a lack of diversity
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
fuckface takes office and planes start falling out of the sky. I'm going to blame it on a lack of diversity
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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IT MIGHT BE TIME TO TRY OUT BEING A TEA PERSON!
Just FYI good.store has some truly remarkable teas and blends and they have plenty of caffeine and loose leaf teas allow you to control the strength of your tea while getting superior flavor with less waste.
Also, 100% of profit goes to strengthen healthcare systems in the developing world.
Also, 100% of profit goes to strengthen healthcare systems in the developing world.
Good Store
Founded by John and Hank Green with the belief that humanity can be good news. At Good Store, we’re searching the world for the best versions of the products that you use daily, like socks, coffee, or...
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January 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
IT MIGHT BE TIME TO TRY OUT BEING A TEA PERSON!
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Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.
January 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.
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every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
January 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”
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You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.
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Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail
Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do
Artemis: what didn’t he do?
Hermes: run fast enough
Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do
Artemis: what didn’t he do?
Hermes: run fast enough
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail
Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do
Artemis: what didn’t he do?
Hermes: run fast enough
Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do
Artemis: what didn’t he do?
Hermes: run fast enough
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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
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Did they ever explain the in-universe reason the baby shoes were never worn? I know there are fan theories or whatever but did they ever actually address it in a spin-off? Or are the writers being lazy again 🙄
January 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Did they ever explain the in-universe reason the baby shoes were never worn? I know there are fan theories or whatever but did they ever actually address it in a spin-off? Or are the writers being lazy again 🙄
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Plastic Surgeon Tears New Wife Down To The Studs
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December 20, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Plastic Surgeon Tears New Wife Down To The Studs
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