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Leftbobgolfer
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Emotional support Canadian.

I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.

We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.

And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
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January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Swalwell: He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I just finished a very interesting documentary on South American Frogs.

It was really ribbiting.
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Do you know why dinosaurs were so big???

Because Jurassic times called for Jurassic measures.

Could this joke get any worse???

You bet Jurassic can!
January 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I can't believe how expensive our new stone counter tops were.

I feel like we've been taken for granite.
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Do you which cook makes the best pasta dish in Italy?

Carl Bonara!
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My daughter asked me who my favorite vampire was.

I said, the one from Sesame Street.

He doesn't count, she replied.

I'm pretty sure that he does!
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Enough with the jokes about our aging parents.

They're getting old.
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The world's WORST Limbo player walks into a bar.
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Hide your fingers when THIS face comes out!!!

Couch shark be hunting!
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Rubio:
"Don't play games with this president."

Because the corrupt Supreme Court has given trump impunity to play bigger games.
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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He gets to keep his FIFA gold star as long as he doesn't bomb places that have qualified for the World Cup*

*this calendar year
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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“It was in the dead of night… it was dark…. The lights in Caracas were largely turned off… due to a certain… capability we have. It was… dark”

What an embarrassment.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Wait a min, you have a general called Dan "Razin" Caine???

More like Dan "be like" Caine.
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Pete Hegseth:

"....a president that everyone in the world respects and that Americans deserve..."

Only 1 of those things is true.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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look, I may not agree with every decision our president makes, but he is our commander in chief and I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard in 2019:

"The United States needs to keep our hands off Venezuela... end these destructive and wasteful regime change wars... proven to cause more problems, increase suffering, increase instability for the people in the countries where we wage these wars. In Latin America especially".
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I can't listen to that lying pedophile for more than 10 seconds.

Instead of starting new wars, maybe take care of that one in Ukraine that you were supposed to stop in your 1st HOUR as president.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
What is the difference between a cow and Star Wars???

You can't milk a cow for 48 years!!!
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
What did the other scientists in the lab say to Marie Curie???

Everyday, you're looking more and more radiant!
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I'm not sure how many times this is, that Dracula has wandered off alone.

I've lost Count!
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM