I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.
We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.
And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
It was really ribbiting.
It was really ribbiting.
Because Jurassic times called for Jurassic measures.
Could this joke get any worse???
You bet Jurassic can!
Because Jurassic times called for Jurassic measures.
Could this joke get any worse???
You bet Jurassic can!
I feel like we've been taken for granite.
I feel like we've been taken for granite.
Carl Bonara!
Carl Bonara!
I said, the one from Sesame Street.
He doesn't count, she replied.
I'm pretty sure that he does!
I said, the one from Sesame Street.
He doesn't count, she replied.
I'm pretty sure that he does!
They're getting old.
They're getting old.
Couch shark be hunting!
Couch shark be hunting!
"Don't play games with this president."
Because the corrupt Supreme Court has given trump impunity to play bigger games.
"Don't play games with this president."
Because the corrupt Supreme Court has given trump impunity to play bigger games.
*this calendar year
*this calendar year
What an embarrassment.
What an embarrassment.
More like Dan "be like" Caine.
More like Dan "be like" Caine.
"....a president that everyone in the world respects and that Americans deserve..."
Only 1 of those things is true.
"....a president that everyone in the world respects and that Americans deserve..."
Only 1 of those things is true.
"The United States needs to keep our hands off Venezuela... end these destructive and wasteful regime change wars... proven to cause more problems, increase suffering, increase instability for the people in the countries where we wage these wars. In Latin America especially".
"The United States needs to keep our hands off Venezuela... end these destructive and wasteful regime change wars... proven to cause more problems, increase suffering, increase instability for the people in the countries where we wage these wars. In Latin America especially".
Instead of starting new wars, maybe take care of that one in Ukraine that you were supposed to stop in your 1st HOUR as president.
Instead of starting new wars, maybe take care of that one in Ukraine that you were supposed to stop in your 1st HOUR as president.
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
You can't milk a cow for 48 years!!!
You can't milk a cow for 48 years!!!
Everyday, you're looking more and more radiant!
Everyday, you're looking more and more radiant!
I've lost Count!
I've lost Count!