Leftbobgolfer
@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Allergic to magat morons, love dogs and love those deserving of 2nd chances. Always happy to follow back.
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Emotional support Canadian.
I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.
We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.
And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.
We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.
And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
"Lavrov absence sparks speculation he has fallen from favour with Putin."
Or more accurately: "Fallen from window..."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Or more accurately: "Fallen from window..."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Lavrov’s absence sparks speculation he has fallen from favour with Putin
Veteran foreign minister missed key Kremlin meeting, and is not part of Russia’s G20 delegation
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Lavrov absence sparks speculation he has fallen from favour with Putin."
Or more accurately: "Fallen from window..."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Or more accurately: "Fallen from window..."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Pssst.... Hey Prime Minister Carney, I know where you can get some amazing air traffic controllers to ease our shortage!!!
We'd even pay them!
As well as $0 copays/premiums for full health coverage.
C'mon up!
We'd even pay them!
As well as $0 copays/premiums for full health coverage.
C'mon up!
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Pssst.... Hey Prime Minister Carney, I know where you can get some amazing air traffic controllers to ease our shortage!!!
We'd even pay them!
As well as $0 copays/premiums for full health coverage.
C'mon up!
We'd even pay them!
As well as $0 copays/premiums for full health coverage.
C'mon up!
My wife just gave birth to identical twin girls!!!
I have named them Kate and...Duplikate!
I have named them Kate and...Duplikate!
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My wife just gave birth to identical twin girls!!!
I have named them Kate and...Duplikate!
I have named them Kate and...Duplikate!
Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says,
"Oh No, not you two again."
"Oh No, not you two again."
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says,
"Oh No, not you two again."
"Oh No, not you two again."
When I’m stressed I like to seclude myself in a room full of soft feathers.
I highly recommend it.
Everybody needs some down time!!!
I highly recommend it.
Everybody needs some down time!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
When I’m stressed I like to seclude myself in a room full of soft feathers.
I highly recommend it.
Everybody needs some down time!!!
I highly recommend it.
Everybody needs some down time!!!
Guess who I ran into on the way to the optician?
EVERYBODY!!!
EVERYBODY!!!
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Guess who I ran into on the way to the optician?
EVERYBODY!!!
EVERYBODY!!!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter the day before Thanksgiving???
Quack quack!
Quack quack!
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter the day before Thanksgiving???
Quack quack!
Quack quack!
My son asked me: "Dad, how come I wasn't named after you???
Because After You is a stupid name!
Because After You is a stupid name!
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My son asked me: "Dad, how come I wasn't named after you???
Because After You is a stupid name!
Because After You is a stupid name!
In college I double majored in accounting and dentistry.
Now I can crunch numbers and numb crunchers!
Now I can crunch numbers and numb crunchers!
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
In college I double majored in accounting and dentistry.
Now I can crunch numbers and numb crunchers!
Now I can crunch numbers and numb crunchers!
What do you call a blood sucking tax specialist???
Account Dracula!
Account Dracula!
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
What do you call a blood sucking tax specialist???
Account Dracula!
Account Dracula!
I don't know ANY Canadians that will forget.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't know ANY Canadians that will forget.
Satire??? Not!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Satire??? Not!!!
Great work, religious nut job, science denying rubes, a resurgence of a disease we eradicated.
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
Canada loses measles elimination status | CBC
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Great work, religious nut job, science denying rubes, a resurgence of a disease we eradicated.
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
Fantastically accurate pictorial of his presidency.
All businesses up front while the coffers are being emptied in the back.
All businesses up front while the coffers are being emptied in the back.
This is an actual photo of Senile Satan leaving Florida today. They forgot to close the trunk.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Fantastically accurate pictorial of his presidency.
All businesses up front while the coffers are being emptied in the back.
All businesses up front while the coffers are being emptied in the back.
This proclamation galvanises a grave national injustice perpetrated upon the American people following the 2020 Presidential Election.....
(Fixed it for him)
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
(Fixed it for him)
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani, others involved in efforts to overturn 2020 election, pardon attorney says | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has pardoned a long list of his political allies for their support or involvement in alleged plans to overturn the 2020 presidential election, according to the Department of Jus...
www.cnn.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This proclamation galvanises a grave national injustice perpetrated upon the American people following the 2020 Presidential Election.....
(Fixed it for him)
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
(Fixed it for him)
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
If there ever WAS an argument for enhanced interrogation techniques......
That poor little angel. I fear the worst has already happened, at her own mother's hand.
www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
That poor little angel. I fear the worst has already happened, at her own mother's hand.
www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
Family of Melodee Buzzard asks for help finding the missing girl
The paternal aunt of Melodee Buzzard pleaded for help finding her niece after the 9-year-old disappeared during a road trip with her mother.
www.cbsnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If there ever WAS an argument for enhanced interrogation techniques......
That poor little angel. I fear the worst has already happened, at her own mother's hand.
www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
That poor little angel. I fear the worst has already happened, at her own mother's hand.
www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
Have you seen the movie where geese are forced to fight each other to the death?
It’s called The Honker Games!
It’s called The Honker Games!
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Have you seen the movie where geese are forced to fight each other to the death?
It’s called The Honker Games!
It’s called The Honker Games!
What do you call a guy that can smell the future?
Nostrildamus!
Nostrildamus!
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
What do you call a guy that can smell the future?
Nostrildamus!
Nostrildamus!
A good woman is always by your side during the bad times.
To remind you none of this would have happened if you’d have just listened to her in the first place!!!
:)
To remind you none of this would have happened if you’d have just listened to her in the first place!!!
:)
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
A good woman is always by your side during the bad times.
To remind you none of this would have happened if you’d have just listened to her in the first place!!!
:)
To remind you none of this would have happened if you’d have just listened to her in the first place!!!
:)
My wife told me that I have the body of a 25 year old....
...Volkswagen!!!
...Volkswagen!!!
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My wife told me that I have the body of a 25 year old....
...Volkswagen!!!
...Volkswagen!!!
What did the chicken say when his mother laid an orange???
"Look what mama laid!!!"
"Look what mama laid!!!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
What did the chicken say when his mother laid an orange???
"Look what mama laid!!!"
"Look what mama laid!!!"
My son told me he had a swim meet this week.
I told him where I come from, we just call that "fish!"
I told him where I come from, we just call that "fish!"
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
My son told me he had a swim meet this week.
I told him where I come from, we just call that "fish!"
I told him where I come from, we just call that "fish!"
Reposted by Leftbobgolfer
