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leeemur.bsky.social
@leeemur.bsky.social
I'm afraid to do this so I won't. I know what I've been up to this year....🙈
everyone going "haha ao3 wrapped" but tbh my ao3 history is between me and god
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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The reply all button is the devil's playground
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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i have chosen to be hopeful even if it may prove a delusion
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Many things are being destroyed & the news of it is a psychological & political onslaught.

So it’s important that you create things.

It can be art, cookies, a community pantry, a garden, a mask bloc. It can be beautiful, practical, silly. Just create & share.

It’ll do your brain & the world good.
October 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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a silly shade of purple is lavenderp
June 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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i will never forgive the owl from the tootsie pop commercial. he knew the answer. he just liked to watch
June 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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If I saw Goofy in the street I would hit him with my car
January 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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"I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer" is a very useful mantra to mentally loop especially if you set it to a techno beat
January 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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No, I am not free later. In fact, I am more expensive later.
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I was just making dog noises, your honour.
January 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger
January 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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unfortunately, when you see a person who is standing with their torso out of the sunroof of a limo, it's impossible to know if they are a centaur or not
January 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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a period of 11 months contains the releases of all these films:

Dog Man
Wolf Man
Better Man
Monkey Man
Different Man
Hit Man
Working Man
January 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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For every minute a meeting runs over, I will spend twice as much time doing nothing after
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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“FINISH HIM,” I scream as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man
January 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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the word pillow is perfect to me
January 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I want less Silicon Valley companies and more companies like Tabasco where everything is just put into big oak barrels and once in awhile an aging Cajun man walks in and goes “how them babies doin”
January 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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You wouldn't know my BF, he goes to another dystopia.
January 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
January 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM