Jane Dough
@lastresponder.bsky.social
Just here to like your posts. If I don't turn it into a joke it will destroy me.
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Jane Dough
@lastresponder.bsky.social
· Mar 12
Slingback pumps are the mullet of lady shoes.
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
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Image of a red wing blackbird's song, visible via the bird's breath in cold air and early light
Photographer Kathrin Swoboda
Photographer Kathrin Swoboda
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Image of a red wing blackbird's song, visible via the bird's breath in cold air and early light
Photographer Kathrin Swoboda
Photographer Kathrin Swoboda
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I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
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I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
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an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
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Therapist: express how you feel.
Me: *opens a Nature Valley granola bar on desk*
Me: *opens a Nature Valley granola bar on desk*
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Therapist: express how you feel.
Me: *opens a Nature Valley granola bar on desk*
Me: *opens a Nature Valley granola bar on desk*
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I would like to be adopted, please 🥹
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I would like to be adopted, please 🥹
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
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eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
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Brains are so funny and gross. You're telling me a hunk of cholesterol that mastered the art of electricity is capable of love?
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Brains are so funny and gross. You're telling me a hunk of cholesterol that mastered the art of electricity is capable of love?
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Invasion of the joke understanders
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Invasion of the joke understanders
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new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
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Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg Malone
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg Malone
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Developed initially to target and kill tumors, they are now being engineered to target cells that are contributing to autoimmune diseases, like antibody-producing B cells.
#Science 🧪
#Science 🧪
‘They don’t have symptoms’: CAR-T therapies send autoimmune diseases into remission
Engineered T cells that have been used to treat ulcerative colitis, rheumatoid arthritis and lupus show promising results.
www.nature.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Developed initially to target and kill tumors, they are now being engineered to target cells that are contributing to autoimmune diseases, like antibody-producing B cells.
#Science 🧪
#Science 🧪
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Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Years of struggle to make first chair croquet mallet…
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Years of struggle to make first chair croquet mallet…
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OR ... or ... serve a feast in progressive courses over a long afternoon and evening so everything is fresh and hot when it's ready and nobody is left groaning from overconsumption. I usually do 12-14 courses at Xmas and some are quite small. You can make a small budget look big this way too.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
OR ... or ... serve a feast in progressive courses over a long afternoon and evening so everything is fresh and hot when it's ready and nobody is left groaning from overconsumption. I usually do 12-14 courses at Xmas and some are quite small. You can make a small budget look big this way too.