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Jane Dough
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Just here to like your posts. If I don't turn it into a joke it will destroy me.
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Slingback pumps are the mullet of lady shoes.
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Image of a red wing blackbird's song, visible via the bird's breath in cold air and early light
Photographer Kathrin Swoboda
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite song about how people will only love you if you're useful.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Therapist: express how you feel.

Me: *opens a Nature Valley granola bar on desk*
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I would like to be adopted, please 🥹
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common

"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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eating too many light bulbs can cause LED poisoning heyooo💡
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Brains are so funny and gross. You're telling me a hunk of cholesterol that mastered the art of electricity is capable of love?
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Invasion of the joke understanders
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Post Malone implies the existence of Kellogg Malone
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Developed initially to target and kill tumors, they are now being engineered to target cells that are contributing to autoimmune diseases, like antibody-producing B cells.
#Science 🧪
‘They don’t have symptoms’: CAR-T therapies send autoimmune diseases into remission
Engineered T cells that have been used to treat ulcerative colitis, rheumatoid arthritis and lupus show promising results.
www.nature.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Made my first pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. I hope I did it right
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Years of struggle to make first chair croquet mallet…
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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OR ... or ... serve a feast in progressive courses over a long afternoon and evening so everything is fresh and hot when it's ready and nobody is left groaning from overconsumption. I usually do 12-14 courses at Xmas and some are quite small. You can make a small budget look big this way too.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM