@lalbon.bsky.social
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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Woke is back time to say I agree with the shark people who think they shouldn’t be called “shark attacks” they should be called “shark bites” or “shark accidents” they aren’t attacking they are usually checking if you’re edible like you finding something weird in the fridge
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Woke is back time to say I agree with the shark people who think they shouldn’t be called “shark attacks” they should be called “shark bites” or “shark accidents” they aren’t attacking they are usually checking if you’re edible like you finding something weird in the fridge
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
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I ate the Hungry Jack's Philly cheesesteak burger so you don't have to.
My review:
If you want a Philly cheesesteak, don't get the HJ burger.
If you want a HJ burger, get the Philly cheesesteak one.
My review:
If you want a Philly cheesesteak, don't get the HJ burger.
If you want a HJ burger, get the Philly cheesesteak one.
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I ate the Hungry Jack's Philly cheesesteak burger so you don't have to.
My review:
If you want a Philly cheesesteak, don't get the HJ burger.
If you want a HJ burger, get the Philly cheesesteak one.
My review:
If you want a Philly cheesesteak, don't get the HJ burger.
If you want a HJ burger, get the Philly cheesesteak one.
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
🐖
🐷
🐽
🐖
🐷
🐽
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
🐖
🐷
🐽
🐖
🐷
🐽
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“Beeves” is an accepted plural of “beef”
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Beeves” is an accepted plural of “beef”
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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me enjoying a internet web content post
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
me enjoying a internet web content post
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betamax is back - as a laser disc
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
betamax is back - as a laser disc
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“I’ve stopped killing old people and hoarding their bones”
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“I’ve stopped killing old people and hoarding their bones”
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Can you predict when Lou Bega's greatest hit, Mambo No. 5, was released based on the names of all the women mentioned in the song?
Weirdly yes.
yawpr.substack.com/p/project-a-...
#databs #rstats
Weirdly yes.
yawpr.substack.com/p/project-a-...
#databs #rstats
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can you predict when Lou Bega's greatest hit, Mambo No. 5, was released based on the names of all the women mentioned in the song?
Weirdly yes.
yawpr.substack.com/p/project-a-...
#databs #rstats
Weirdly yes.
yawpr.substack.com/p/project-a-...
#databs #rstats
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The biggest problem with the ALP right now is it is led by someone who irrationally hates the Greens.
He doesn't really like to "fight Tories"; he loves to fight the party that reveals his actual lack of "left-wing" positions.
Someone needs to tell him to get over his uni politics crap.
He doesn't really like to "fight Tories"; he loves to fight the party that reveals his actual lack of "left-wing" positions.
Someone needs to tell him to get over his uni politics crap.
June 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The biggest problem with the ALP right now is it is led by someone who irrationally hates the Greens.
He doesn't really like to "fight Tories"; he loves to fight the party that reveals his actual lack of "left-wing" positions.
Someone needs to tell him to get over his uni politics crap.
He doesn't really like to "fight Tories"; he loves to fight the party that reveals his actual lack of "left-wing" positions.
Someone needs to tell him to get over his uni politics crap.
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i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i'm not going to chide or scold anyone for only now leaving twitter. your private, unspoken acknowledgment that i'm your intellectual and moral superior is all i need
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I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.
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I made a tier list of Bugs Bunny's enemies by power/threat scale
September 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I made a tier list of Bugs Bunny's enemies by power/threat scale
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cant stop laughing at this euphemism for balls
September 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
cant stop laughing at this euphemism for balls
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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[seinfeld voice] which word did she emphasize
Justice Amy Coney Barrett tonight: "I don't think that we are currently in a constitutional crisis."
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Justice Amy Coney Barrett says country is not in a 'constitutional crisis'
Speaking to Free Press founder Bari Weiss to promote her new book, the conservative justice said the American people should trust the Supreme Court.
www.nbcnews.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
[seinfeld voice] which word did she emphasize
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It's Black Sabbath country I guess
🎶gammons gather in their masses
🎶 smaller than most evening classes
🎶gammons gather in their masses
🎶 smaller than most evening classes
"Crowds in their masses in Birmingham" is the caption
The crowd was about 40 people
The crowd was about 40 people
August 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's Black Sabbath country I guess
🎶gammons gather in their masses
🎶 smaller than most evening classes
🎶gammons gather in their masses
🎶 smaller than most evening classes
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A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Tell me something that brought you joy this week.
Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
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Old MacDonald had a theramin,
OOOOeeeeeeeOOOOOOOeeeeOOOOOOOOO
OOOOeeeeeeeOOOOOOOeeeeOOOOOOOOO
August 22, 2023 at 9:45 AM
Old MacDonald had a theramin,
OOOOeeeeeeeOOOOOOOeeeeOOOOOOOOO
OOOOeeeeeeeOOOOOOOeeeeOOOOOOOOO
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I got a beautiful tapestry depicting a mash up between Lord of the Rings and The Matrix.
I will always cherish my Hugo weaving.
I will always cherish my Hugo weaving.
August 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I got a beautiful tapestry depicting a mash up between Lord of the Rings and The Matrix.
I will always cherish my Hugo weaving.
I will always cherish my Hugo weaving.
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Wrote an article for @theshot.net.au about ‘debate content’, how it’s terrible for society and why we need to stop indulging in it.
“Ultimately, if debating dickheads worked, we wouldn’t be in a situation where dickheads are making the world a worse place.”
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
“Ultimately, if debating dickheads worked, we wouldn’t be in a situation where dickheads are making the world a worse place.”
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
August 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wrote an article for @theshot.net.au about ‘debate content’, how it’s terrible for society and why we need to stop indulging in it.
“Ultimately, if debating dickheads worked, we wouldn’t be in a situation where dickheads are making the world a worse place.”
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...
“Ultimately, if debating dickheads worked, we wouldn’t be in a situation where dickheads are making the world a worse place.”
theshot.net.au/uncategorize...