Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
(He/him) freelance writer and editor. Author of some books.
My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025.
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My debut novel ‘In Spite of You’ out in 2025.
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Patrick Lenton
@patricklenton.bsky.social
· Jul 31
Hooray! Today is release day of my debut novel, a queer rom-com called In Spite of You. I’m very excited and happy. You should go buy it and help a special boy
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
Billionaires are so bold these days that we had to give the ghost of Christmas past a gun
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Billionaires are so bold these days that we had to give the ghost of Christmas past a gun
Basil and his toy horde
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Basil and his toy horde
If it’s set in Alaska, my parents are gonna watch it
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
If it’s set in Alaska, my parents are gonna watch it
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to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
Heated Rivalry has shown me that I had even less of an idea of how hockey is played than I expected, and my assumptions were LOW
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Heated Rivalry has shown me that I had even less of an idea of how hockey is played than I expected, and my assumptions were LOW
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
My controversial opinion is that brown sugar is much classier than white sugar
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My controversial opinion is that brown sugar is much classier than white sugar
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America, you do not like home break-ins. But what if selling stolen goods is the way to restart the retail industry?
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
America, you do not like home break-ins. But what if selling stolen goods is the way to restart the retail industry?
New saddest short story dropped
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
New saddest short story dropped
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This infuriates me.
They're embedding an AI in Kindles that is empowered to analyze our books without our permission and tell the reader about them....likely inaccurately.
We have no recourse.
writerbeware.blog/2025/12/12/k...
They're embedding an AI in Kindles that is empowered to analyze our books without our permission and tell the reader about them....likely inaccurately.
We have no recourse.
writerbeware.blog/2025/12/12/k...
Kindle's New Gen AI-Powered "Ask This Book" Feature Raises Rights Concerns - Writer Beware
In a recent press release, Amazon noted that some new features were coming to Kindle. We’re adding new AI-powered reading features that preserve the magic of reading on Kindle. Story So Far lets you c...
writerbeware.blog
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This infuriates me.
They're embedding an AI in Kindles that is empowered to analyze our books without our permission and tell the reader about them....likely inaccurately.
We have no recourse.
writerbeware.blog/2025/12/12/k...
They're embedding an AI in Kindles that is empowered to analyze our books without our permission and tell the reader about them....likely inaccurately.
We have no recourse.
writerbeware.blog/2025/12/12/k...
The best thing I’ve ever see at the Mardi Gras parade were a bunch of cyclists in lycra holding signs that said “I’m on the bike track baby I was born this way”
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The best thing I’ve ever see at the Mardi Gras parade were a bunch of cyclists in lycra holding signs that said “I’m on the bike track baby I was born this way”
Why did the mother of a gay vinyl collector send him to conversion therapy? It was time to set the record straight
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Why did the mother of a gay vinyl collector send him to conversion therapy? It was time to set the record straight
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
I’m not just a pretty face, I am also pretty mentally unwell
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I’m not just a pretty face, I am also pretty mentally unwell
The border control agents having a big chuckle at my five years of excellent jokes
December 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The border control agents having a big chuckle at my five years of excellent jokes
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Not that I would want to go, but there is no fricken way I would ever go now.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Not that I would want to go, but there is no fricken way I would ever go now.
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Every staff meeting at the zoo must be like “it’s time to talk about the elephant in the room”
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Every staff meeting at the zoo must be like “it’s time to talk about the elephant in the room”
They call it a liver because if you don’t got one you’re a die-er
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
They call it a liver because if you don’t got one you’re a die-er
🎶I saw daddy topping Santa Claus🎶
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🎶I saw daddy topping Santa Claus🎶