Ladybird
@ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social
Actual Epidemiologist/Disease Detective. Here for funny, weird, kind, pretty, nerdy, &/or awkwardly sexy things. And dogs. Always dogs. •InKairos from the other place•
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Too many men don't realize what they have. Too many women don't realize what they're worth.
April 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Too many men don't realize what they have. Too many women don't realize what they're worth.
It’s such a gift to be able to spoil people you love
January 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s such a gift to be able to spoil people you love
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i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
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gas pump: please see cashier
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
gas pump: please see cashier
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
Yes I had a poly phase, but juggling separate social media accounts is proving to me that time may be over
January 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yes I had a poly phase, but juggling separate social media accounts is proving to me that time may be over
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i will forever be the girl who loves sunsets and the ocean and books and the word “fuck”.
January 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i will forever be the girl who loves sunsets and the ocean and books and the word “fuck”.
Rockets are like boobs & sunsets: You always want to stop & marvel at them
December 21, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Rockets are like boobs & sunsets: You always want to stop & marvel at them
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When you wanna warn a friend about their behaviour, but you're also really keen to know what happens next
December 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
When you wanna warn a friend about their behaviour, but you're also really keen to know what happens next
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Set phasers to snugglebunny
December 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Set phasers to snugglebunny
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Happy Unexpected Car Repair or Broken Appliance Just Before the Holidays Day!!!
December 19, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Happy Unexpected Car Repair or Broken Appliance Just Before the Holidays Day!!!
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For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.
December 14, 2024 at 9:19 PM
For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.
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we should get longer weekends when the days are shorter
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 AM
we should get longer weekends when the days are shorter
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you live on the fringe but i live on the cringe baby
December 10, 2024 at 11:25 PM
you live on the fringe but i live on the cringe baby
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"Dance like nobody's watching!"
Santa [steepling fingers, licking lips]: Yesss… You do that
Santa [steepling fingers, licking lips]: Yesss… You do that
December 11, 2024 at 12:09 AM
"Dance like nobody's watching!"
Santa [steepling fingers, licking lips]: Yesss… You do that
Santa [steepling fingers, licking lips]: Yesss… You do that
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The guy who named peacocks was not allowed to name anything else
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The guy who named peacocks was not allowed to name anything else
I wonder what it feels like to not have the underlying urge to blow up my perfectly great life periodically
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I wonder what it feels like to not have the underlying urge to blow up my perfectly great life periodically
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secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell
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Cum she said to me
Pa rapa rub bum
Pa rapa rub bum
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Cum she said to me
Pa rapa rub bum
Pa rapa rub bum
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sorry, can’t. busy putting stickers on the back of my Subaru
December 4, 2024 at 10:45 AM
sorry, can’t. busy putting stickers on the back of my Subaru
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My dog was begging for my pizza crust, so I threw it at her
She dodged, then realized her mistake and ran for it
I’m not so sure she’s adopted anymore
She dodged, then realized her mistake and ran for it
I’m not so sure she’s adopted anymore
December 6, 2024 at 1:28 AM
My dog was begging for my pizza crust, so I threw it at her
She dodged, then realized her mistake and ran for it
I’m not so sure she’s adopted anymore
She dodged, then realized her mistake and ran for it
I’m not so sure she’s adopted anymore
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Amazon: Reason for returning item(s)?
Me: I was drunk.
Me: I was drunk.
December 1, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Amazon: Reason for returning item(s)?
Me: I was drunk.
Me: I was drunk.
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I just saw Santa’s naught list and it looks a lot like my friends list 🤣
December 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I just saw Santa’s naught list and it looks a lot like my friends list 🤣
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Try to keep a refined sense of indifference.
December 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Try to keep a refined sense of indifference.