Jeff Wetter
Jeff Wetter
@jwetter10.bsky.social
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Elon setting out to make an explicitly right wing AI that goes on to solicit nudes from minors is an incredible confirmation of pedocon theory
Grok is a pedophile.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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It's cool that this series features all four kinds of mustache a white guy can have. From left to right: gravel cyclist, cop, Field Marshal Haig, Bruno Kirby
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Change in Headline
October 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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libertarians not beating the "my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat" allegations
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
October 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.
July 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Imagine hearing “clocks” every time you go to the grocery store and being reminded that you owe spousal and child support
July 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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louder for the people in the back
June 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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"Good fucking riddance," Lander says of Andrew Cuomo, who was trailing behind Zohran Mamdani tonight
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'"
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Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times | Defector
Eagle-eyed trackheads following the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czechia might have noticed American hurdler Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama, winning the 400 meters with some unorthodox form. M...
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June 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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incredible things are happening in China
June 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them
Night of the long knives but literally there’s no plan and everyone is just stabbing each other wildly and the stabbing is quote-poasting
June 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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love to get letters from the government asking if i’m jewish
SCOOP: Trump's Equal Opportunity office is investigating Barnard's employment practices. Professors received texts to their personal phones on Monday, linking to a survey asking if they were Jewish and if they had been subjected "unwelcome discussions" theintercept.com/2025/04/23/t...
Trump EEOC Texted College Professors’ Personal Phones to Ask If They Were Jewish
“Barnard was not given advance notice of this outreach,” the college’s general counsel wrote in an email to faculty.
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April 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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are you an A'SS or a TeTas person?
March 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Who wants to see an airboat in snow?? (Video from Chase Businelle on Twitter)
January 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM