Stefan BC
@stefanbc.bsky.social
Crim Defense lawyer, ultramarathoner, triathlete, medium sized dad
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Stefan BC
@stefanbc.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Making pancakes for my daughters 9th birthday sleepover. How many dad points do I get?
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TRUMP: You got those operation names I asked for?
HEGSETH: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin sexy like you asked for
TRUMP: [already asleep in his desk chair]
HEGSETH: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin sexy like you asked for
TRUMP: [already asleep in his desk chair]
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
TRUMP: You got those operation names I asked for?
HEGSETH: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin sexy like you asked for
TRUMP: [already asleep in his desk chair]
HEGSETH: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin sexy like you asked for
TRUMP: [already asleep in his desk chair]
Best part about it raining in SoCal are the dogs wearing higher quality raincoats than their owners while out on walks
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Best part about it raining in SoCal are the dogs wearing higher quality raincoats than their owners while out on walks
New Sergio Tachini arrived
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
New Sergio Tachini arrived
[Gilbert Gottfried doing “The Aristocrats” joke voice]
THE DEMOCRATS
THE DEMOCRATS
NEW: Before the recent Epstein disclosures, Larry Summers was poised to lead the economic policy plank for the Democrats' "Project 2029" effort at the Center for American Progress. He signed off on a housing policy paper CAP was prepping for next week.
prospect.org/2025/11/14/e...
prospect.org/2025/11/14/e...
Epstein Confidant Larry Summers Guiding Democrats’ ‘Project 2029’ - The American Prospect
Summers was overseeing the economic policy plank of the Center for American Progress’s effort. Emails released this week show him in regular contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
prospect.org
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
[Gilbert Gottfried doing “The Aristocrats” joke voice]
THE DEMOCRATS
THE DEMOCRATS
Realizing that this lyric from 99 problems would be a prolonged detention after Rodriguez v US
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Realizing that this lyric from 99 problems would be a prolonged detention after Rodriguez v US
The hemp and weed people I know are fighting online again and I’ve never been happier to have my little traffic tickets and duis to manage instead of those personalities
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The hemp and weed people I know are fighting online again and I’ve never been happier to have my little traffic tickets and duis to manage instead of those personalities
Really do not think it would be out of bounds to ask Megyn Kelly what she would think if one of her wealthy friends started hitting on her teenage daughter
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Really do not think it would be out of bounds to ask Megyn Kelly what she would think if one of her wealthy friends started hitting on her teenage daughter
There’s a trump themed gift shop in seal beach that I often walk by. Never thought much of it beyond “damn that’s OC”. Turns out the owner is a belligerent psycho online as well who spends most of his time posting screenshots of negative yelp reviews or people flipping off his window. What a life
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There’s a trump themed gift shop in seal beach that I often walk by. Never thought much of it beyond “damn that’s OC”. Turns out the owner is a belligerent psycho online as well who spends most of his time posting screenshots of negative yelp reviews or people flipping off his window. What a life
Chomsky personifying the inherent problem with the “libertarian” element of libertarian socialism
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Chomsky personifying the inherent problem with the “libertarian” element of libertarian socialism
Time to stroll down past the trump themed gift shop in seal beach wearing one of my fav t shirts
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Time to stroll down past the trump themed gift shop in seal beach wearing one of my fav t shirts
Hey imagine what it would have been like in 2016 if the major candidate opposing Trump in the general election wasn’t also one degree separated from Jeffery Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey imagine what it would have been like in 2016 if the major candidate opposing Trump in the general election wasn’t also one degree separated from Jeffery Epstein
DEFENSE ATTORNEY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: hand delivered diversion paperwork to a client in a Norms parking lot after court
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
DEFENSE ATTORNEY ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: hand delivered diversion paperwork to a client in a Norms parking lot after court
My new Sergio Tachini tracksuit has been stuck in Bayonne New Jersey for the last three days so I’m guessing a bunch of wops I’m distantly related to are just trying it on trying to decide whether it’s worth stealing
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My new Sergio Tachini tracksuit has been stuck in Bayonne New Jersey for the last three days so I’m guessing a bunch of wops I’m distantly related to are just trying it on trying to decide whether it’s worth stealing
Always depressing when a prosecutor or cop is objectively hot. Real waste of hotness
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Always depressing when a prosecutor or cop is objectively hot. Real waste of hotness
Dave Attell was *36* years old when Insomniac premiered on Comedy Central
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dave Attell was *36* years old when Insomniac premiered on Comedy Central
Can’t wait till al-Julani is inevitably drawn into this meme
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Can’t wait till al-Julani is inevitably drawn into this meme
Kim Kardashian single handily proving the California State Bar correct in their decision to require people who don’t attend accredited law schools to pass the baby bar after their first year
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Kim Kardashian single handily proving the California State Bar correct in their decision to require people who don’t attend accredited law schools to pass the baby bar after their first year
I do no not like the fact that
1. Kraft made an apple pie flavored mac and cheese variety
2. They have the American pie fucker doing their ads for it
1. Kraft made an apple pie flavored mac and cheese variety
2. They have the American pie fucker doing their ads for it
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I do no not like the fact that
1. Kraft made an apple pie flavored mac and cheese variety
2. They have the American pie fucker doing their ads for it
1. Kraft made an apple pie flavored mac and cheese variety
2. They have the American pie fucker doing their ads for it
A meme that never collects dust
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A meme that never collects dust
Thinking about how Dershowitz publicly defended “torture warrants” in the post 9/11 era and how it helped soften the PR environment for IDF to get away with their mass human rights violations. His articles challenging age of consent laws served the same purpose for Epstein.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Thinking about how Dershowitz publicly defended “torture warrants” in the post 9/11 era and how it helped soften the PR environment for IDF to get away with their mass human rights violations. His articles challenging age of consent laws served the same purpose for Epstein.
Marion Jones posted a video of her barely able to walk down stairs 😬
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Marion Jones posted a video of her barely able to walk down stairs 😬
Rocking a Tatum jersey in public today knowing I’m gonna get roasted just so I can remind them of 2024
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Rocking a Tatum jersey in public today knowing I’m gonna get roasted just so I can remind them of 2024
Saw a clip on IG of Usain Bolt telling that ishowspeed guy that Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce would beat him in a race. This should not be a controversial opinion of Mr Bolt’s.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Saw a clip on IG of Usain Bolt telling that ishowspeed guy that Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce would beat him in a race. This should not be a controversial opinion of Mr Bolt’s.
Strolling into court this morning to annoy the colleagues of an attorney I don’t like after his “allegations” dropped
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Strolling into court this morning to annoy the colleagues of an attorney I don’t like after his “allegations” dropped