Stefan BC
@stefanbc.bsky.social
Crim Defense lawyer, ultramarathoner, triathlete, medium sized dad
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Stefan BC
@stefanbc.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Making pancakes for my daughters 9th birthday sleepover. How many dad points do I get?
Bike ride the other day to some of Long Beach’s best birding spots
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Bike ride the other day to some of Long Beach’s best birding spots
Dude in a hummer almost ran me over while I was biking to the dispensary just now. Hilarious I’m in front of him in line right now because his bitchass had to find parking while I simply locked up on the rack outside.
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Dude in a hummer almost ran me over while I was biking to the dispensary just now. Hilarious I’m in front of him in line right now because his bitchass had to find parking while I simply locked up on the rack outside.
Kudos to the right wing guy who provoked this hero for being the first guy to go viral by catching a POV asswhupping via meta glasses
February 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Kudos to the right wing guy who provoked this hero for being the first guy to go viral by catching a POV asswhupping via meta glasses
Extremely recommend blasting Red Sun in the Sky in your preteens room over a Bluetooth speaker if she’s taking to long to get out of bed on a school day. Very effective
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Extremely recommend blasting Red Sun in the Sky in your preteens room over a Bluetooth speaker if she’s taking to long to get out of bed on a school day. Very effective
When I die in lieu of a tombstone I would like a park bench with a pun and no anti homeless bars on it please
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When I die in lieu of a tombstone I would like a park bench with a pun and no anti homeless bars on it please
Just learned that dogs can be trained to alert diabetics to variations in their blood sugar. Incredibly cool and funny to have a non human best friend who lives in your house and yells at you to have a snack or lay off junk food.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Just learned that dogs can be trained to alert diabetics to variations in their blood sugar. Incredibly cool and funny to have a non human best friend who lives in your house and yells at you to have a snack or lay off junk food.
Crossed the fuck up by Ted Lieu goddamn Bondi shouldn’t just resign she should go live in the woods after that shameful ass performance
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Crossed the fuck up by Ted Lieu goddamn Bondi shouldn’t just resign she should go live in the woods after that shameful ass performance
Some lady on tiktok dry snitched on the little Saigon coffee shops that function as unlicensed strip clubs in OC, prompting raids from Garden Grove PD. Now a bunch of defense attorneys are volunteering pro bono hours to defending those beloved institutions lmao
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Some lady on tiktok dry snitched on the little Saigon coffee shops that function as unlicensed strip clubs in OC, prompting raids from Garden Grove PD. Now a bunch of defense attorneys are volunteering pro bono hours to defending those beloved institutions lmao
When multiple cops say you’re the guy they’ll hire if they needed to get out of a traffic ticket
bugs bunny is standing in a boxing ring with a looney tunes logo in the background
ALT: bugs bunny is standing in a boxing ring with a looney tunes logo in the background
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February 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
When multiple cops say you’re the guy they’ll hire if they needed to get out of a traffic ticket
Excellent NBA fight last night but still nowhere near as good as the Malice in the Palace. Ever since gambling was legalized fans have been extremely annoying. They deserve to be physically humbled by professional athletes again.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Excellent NBA fight last night but still nowhere near as good as the Malice in the Palace. Ever since gambling was legalized fans have been extremely annoying. They deserve to be physically humbled by professional athletes again.
If any of my followers have $2700 that they desperately want to give to a good cause, the bougie bicycle shop down the street from me is selling a gorgeous used Bianchi that would definitely help me podium in my upcoming triathlon season (DM for my Venmo)
February 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
If any of my followers have $2700 that they desperately want to give to a good cause, the bougie bicycle shop down the street from me is selling a gorgeous used Bianchi that would definitely help me podium in my upcoming triathlon season (DM for my Venmo)
Greg Grandin going to write a whole new introduction to his America Americà book based off of Bad Bunny’s half time show
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Greg Grandin going to write a whole new introduction to his America Americà book based off of Bad Bunny’s half time show
The Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show episode was delightful
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show episode was delightful
Goddamn election years www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBl...
Coffee shop or strip club? OC business under fire
YouTube video by FOX 11 Los Angeles
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February 7, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Goddamn election years www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBl...
He’s been gone for almost six years but it’s still nice remembering Domino, the worlds most handsome dog
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
He’s been gone for almost six years but it’s still nice remembering Domino, the worlds most handsome dog
Always nice to end the work week with a client successfully completing diversion
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Always nice to end the work week with a client successfully completing diversion
My favorite kind of rich guy here in California are people in Orange County who drive a ridiculous super car but cheap out on the registration and have plates from like South Dakota or some shit. We all know you’re faking the funk dude
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
My favorite kind of rich guy here in California are people in Orange County who drive a ridiculous super car but cheap out on the registration and have plates from like South Dakota or some shit. We all know you’re faking the funk dude
Said it before but if you follow the NBA like the nerds who love pro wrestling it makes a lot more sense and is way more fun
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Said it before but if you follow the NBA like the nerds who love pro wrestling it makes a lot more sense and is way more fun
Selling your soul for the worst lawyering job in existence for less money than you’d make waiting tables in LA
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Selling your soul for the worst lawyering job in existence for less money than you’d make waiting tables in LA
Me watching Salo in 2007: well this is grim but over the top for a reason
Me now: hmm
Me now: hmm
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Me watching Salo in 2007: well this is grim but over the top for a reason
Me now: hmm
Me now: hmm
Lmao congrats @allezlesboulez.bsky.social
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Lmao congrats @allezlesboulez.bsky.social
public defenders looking at a mere 88 cases like
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
public defenders looking at a mere 88 cases like
Man criminal defendants waiting outside the courtroom for their case to be called love talking on the phone about other crimes they are responsible for
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Man criminal defendants waiting outside the courtroom for their case to be called love talking on the phone about other crimes they are responsible for
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highest IQ charlie kirk fan
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
highest IQ charlie kirk fan