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Jorge Escalante
@escalante.bsky.social
NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
I trimmed so many trees and hedges today that I *had* to buy a small wood chipper.

Just piles of branches.
February 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
www.maptap.gg February 18
96🔥 96🔥 100🎯 100🎯 93🏆
Final score: 971

I feel like I should have done worse on the last one, very very very lucky. Just gonna stare at a map of Africa now.
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February 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
My friend and I got the cops called on us by a neighbor because we were arguing while playing Madden online all night and the Cops arrived at 6am. They laughed at the reason for the call.

He kept taking my headset and telling my opponent the plays I was running.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......

This is beyond relatable

I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Oh I’m ready for Lent now.
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Screw you guys, I’m going to Costco.
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Happy Mardi Gras, I had king cake for breakfast.
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Skeleton just because @thekenchilds.com said it was the safest one on our podcast.

Also I can stick my leg out to give em the ol’ razzle dazzle and slow down a little.
You cannot walk down. You cannot scooch on your butt and cry. You must choose one of the approved Olympic methods for reaching the bottom of the course so that we can learn your true nature of your heart. Which terrifying Olympic sliding sport would you brave?
Which Terrifying Sliding Sport Would You Brave? | Defector
Imagine yourself in the beautiful Dolomites of Cortina d’Ampezzo. The air is thin and cold. The stars blaze in the night sky above you. Inside your body is the kind of fear that empties you, that…
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February 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
When stuck in San Antonio for Mardi Gras, you go to Sea World Mardi Gras
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
www.maptap.gg February 16
92🏆 95🏅 96🔥 97🔥 91🏆
Final score: 943

The day of kinda knowing the general area but nothing pinpoint. The fuck it, they around here somewhere day.
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February 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This was incredibly fun. Went from 18 down to 9.

9 to 4 is going to be reallllllyyyyy tough.
FREE PATREON POD - EPISODE 1 of The Bundesliga Bachelor - Commish is looking to find a Bundesliga team but has no real clue about the majority of the clubs. He's enlisted the help of Jordan, plus Jake and B-Flem of @50plusdoner.bsky.social to help him find his match.

www.patreon.com/posts/150875...
Bundesliga Bachelor: Part 1 | Sickos Committee
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February 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I’m keeping the extra Popeyes sauces. Those are blessings from God, bestowed upon me.
Throw them extra dipping sauces and ketchup packets in that drawer out. You are never going to use them.
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I’m watching the Daytona 500 hundred

Wait no it’s Cars 2 again with the 3 year old.
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Yikes. But hey we don’t just post the good scores. I got the O cities mixed up in Question 2. Also really funny thing I was in the correct country for both the 4th and 5th questions but nearly the most incorrect you could be.

www.maptap.gg February 15
100🎯 92🏆 98🎯 84😁 53🤫
Final score: 799
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February 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
So basically only 4 or 5 MAC teams per year will have to travel to Sacramento.

Sac State will have to make the trip east 4 or 5 times.

I mean I do believe we will have a regional conference realignment reset at some stage in the future, which could be foolish, but that’s where I’m at.
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Oh we’re up to maximum Mardi Gras levels. A live alligator on Bourbon Street???

www.nola.com/news/crime_p...
Louisiana wildlife agents seize live alligator on Bourbon Street
The man carrying the gator was arrested and the animal was turned over to a biologist with the agency.
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February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Apparently the Saints are throwing whole king cakes at Mardi Gras.
February 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
www.maptap.gg February 14
100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 89👑 88🎉
Final score: 926

Kinda fell apart at the end. I need to study those two areas again.
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February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I’m dying laughing here. The Vegas Bowl sent swag along with three pair of Elvis Sunglasses complete with sideburns.
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
My yahoo email is lit

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February 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
This was incredibly fun. Round two is going to be really tough.
Sooooooo we just recorded the first episode of this with @50plusdoner.bsky.social

We thank them for helping Commish try to find his Bundesliga team.
Going to make a free Patreon podcast series called the Bundesliga Bachelor and go through all the teams until I can decide who to support.
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I love my hometown
Kristi Noem as "ICE Barbie" Mike Johnson kissing Trump's ass
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Swore this was my sister at first. It’s not. However I sent to her to tell her it looked like her.

She said “you are not the first person to send this to me”
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Hey I’m trying to stop seeing Cars so much due to my 3 year old.

I don’t appreciate this Williams. 😂
Williams added an outward facing screen to the screens that driver look at while they're in the garage and they put eyes on it like Cars #F1
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Why not set it to End of the Road?
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Been putting R&B tracks behind the Norwegian biathlon guy who cheated on his girlfriend this morning.
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM