Jorge Escalante
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Jorge Escalante
@escalante.bsky.social
NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
My answer never changes to these “what song in this situation” prompts.

“Africa” by Toto
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The Hornets and Pistons had a fight? Was Eric Collins on the call?
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Oh no Lightning McQueen has got a flat. Do you think Guido can change his tires fast enough to get out ahead of the pace car?
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Every now and then I check my old Yahoo email account.

rigrghtyh gthrfrgthth rgfrgtgh
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Highs in the Low 80s and High 70s for the next few weeks. Looks like winter in San Antonio is over this year.
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
www.maptap.gg February 9
98🎯 98🎯 87🎉 94🏅 98🎯
Final score: 946

3rd and 4th guesses here were all luck. The 5th said the country name otherwise I would have been done for.
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February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Well I’m terrified of the Ring camera.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
THE THEME OF THE NIGHT
Spent many nights in Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The Levi’s ad
Spent many nights in Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
What we really need is a Draft Kings AI ad next
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Spent many nights in Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Use Code DRAFTKINGS to request another gambling ad
Okay been too long without a gambling ad
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Jalen Hurts on the screen.

My 8 1/2 year old. “Is that Bad Bunny?”
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Gotta differentiate from ULM
"THE Louisiana State University"
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
When’s North Dakota State’s first Hawaii Test?
Sources: North Dakota State has officially agreed to join the Mountain West as a football-only member beginning this upcoming season, @theathletic.com has confirmed.

Will pay more than $15 million in entry/NCAA fees to move up. ESPN first reported.

More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Patiently awaiting for @thekenchilds.com to find out about the fruit ninja’s fruit on the bottom luge.
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Counting this as the Saints making the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Hey we made it back home.

Cars 1 is starting again.

Help.
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
*Sighs* again.
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Nearly 300 laps on the same tires??? You FOOL Lightning McQueen!
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Playing Tom Cochrane’s version of “Life is a Highway” in protest of the Rascal Flatts version in the Cars movie.
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
And we’re back to the original Cars.

The 3 year old doesn’t like the McQueen wreck in Cars 3.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
www.maptap.gg February 7
99🎯 98🎯 97🔥 97🔥 99🎯
Final score: 979

Whoaaa. Good effort today.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The 3 year old was not having goldzone. Back to watching Cars again…
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM