Jorge Escalante
@escalante.bsky.social
NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
Celebrating appropriately while podcasting.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Celebrating appropriately while podcasting.
First time I think I got to bevel one of my favorite teams. Feels good.
YEAHHHHH GO SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS!!
GREY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!
BEVEL EM!! COMMISH’S TEAM!!
GREY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!
BEVEL EM!! COMMISH’S TEAM!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
First time I think I got to bevel one of my favorite teams. Feels good.
Reposted by Jorge Escalante
STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
STOP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
DROP
SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
YEAHHHHH SASKATCHEWAN BABY!! LET’S GOOOOO ROUGHRIDERS!! GREY CUP CHAMPS!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
YEAHHHHH SASKATCHEWAN BABY!! LET’S GOOOOO ROUGHRIDERS!! GREY CUP CHAMPS!!
Skenes is good enough for the jersey rack at Target in San Antonio lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Skenes is good enough for the jersey rack at Target in San Antonio lol
Is Lane Kiffin’s offense always like this?
Or is it just Lane playing Florida?
The play calling is getting on my nerves and I don’t have any rooting interest.
Or is it just Lane playing Florida?
The play calling is getting on my nerves and I don’t have any rooting interest.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is Lane Kiffin’s offense always like this?
Or is it just Lane playing Florida?
The play calling is getting on my nerves and I don’t have any rooting interest.
Or is it just Lane playing Florida?
The play calling is getting on my nerves and I don’t have any rooting interest.
I keep getting SPAM ads today during all the football. I’ve never had SPAM before but this is intriguing me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I keep getting SPAM ads today during all the football. I’ve never had SPAM before but this is intriguing me.
Imagining a world where Gameday’s producers secretly set this up in hopes
it would happen.
it would happen.
Non-zero chance this Pitt crowd can cause McAfee to have a real psychotic break on-air
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Imagining a world where Gameday’s producers secretly set this up in hopes
it would happen.
it would happen.
Hey @iamhectordiaz.com we got 100 shares of Do the Sankey Legg!
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hey @iamhectordiaz.com we got 100 shares of Do the Sankey Legg!
I was doing shopping for the church thanksgiving food drive earlier and we basically buy thanksgiving meal for a family. Y’all are getting name brand stuff this year. Hope you like this Zatarain’s Honey Butter Cornbread mix, the Idaho brand potatoes, Stove Top, and Kraft Deluxe Mac & Cheese.
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I was doing shopping for the church thanksgiving food drive earlier and we basically buy thanksgiving meal for a family. Y’all are getting name brand stuff this year. Hope you like this Zatarain’s Honey Butter Cornbread mix, the Idaho brand potatoes, Stove Top, and Kraft Deluxe Mac & Cheese.
Gets a text, Hey you want to break news about the Potato State trophy?
Immediate yes. 😂
Immediate yes. 😂
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
According to our sources, the Potato State trophy has lost weight due to wood drying.
It now weighs 18.6 lbs down from its original weight of 19.4 lbs.
According to our sources, the Potato State trophy has lost weight due to wood drying.
It now weighs 18.6 lbs down from its original weight of 19.4 lbs.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Gets a text, Hey you want to break news about the Potato State trophy?
Immediate yes. 😂
Immediate yes. 😂
*sees rumors swirling about a photo* I had been procrastinating the grocery store visit, but it’s time to go now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*sees rumors swirling about a photo* I had been procrastinating the grocery store visit, but it’s time to go now.
I’ve been doing this since the days of Downton Abbey.
Today I learned I am “will click on an Instagram ad from Viking River Cruises” years old
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’ve been doing this since the days of Downton Abbey.
Flag football practice with my kiddo about 3 weeks ago. I out ran about five 9-10 year olds on the entire field. I didn’t pull a muscle either. It was fun and still had that extra gear needed.
For my millennials when’s the last time you ran at full speed?
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Flag football practice with my kiddo about 3 weeks ago. I out ran about five 9-10 year olds on the entire field. I didn’t pull a muscle either. It was fun and still had that extra gear needed.
Got this instead cause I can’t eat all that ham and oh damn this is good shit.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Got this instead cause I can’t eat all that ham and oh damn this is good shit.
Well looks like I’ll be off to Charlotte for this one.
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A LIMITED TIME OFFER FOR ONLY $50,
YOU’LL GET A DUKE’S CHEF HAT, APRON, FOOD THROUGHOUT THE GAME, FOR AN UNFORGETTABLE BOWL EXPERIENCE
SO DON’T DELAY, TICKETS ARE LIMITED, BECOME A MAYO MANIAC NOW!
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A LIMITED TIME OFFER FOR ONLY $50,
YOU’LL GET A DUKE’S CHEF HAT, APRON, FOOD THROUGHOUT THE GAME, FOR AN UNFORGETTABLE BOWL EXPERIENCE
SO DON’T DELAY, TICKETS ARE LIMITED, BECOME A MAYO MANIAC NOW!
mayomaniacs.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Well looks like I’ll be off to Charlotte for this one.
No idea why I made a sample of this Sickos wrapping paper sheets lmao.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No idea why I made a sample of this Sickos wrapping paper sheets lmao.
Have to tag @amiejust.com because I told her I would when it finally happened.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Have to tag @amiejust.com because I told her I would when it finally happened.
I nearly spit out my drink 😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I nearly spit out my drink 😂
The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social subreddit has been confused with the government shutdown again.
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social subreddit has been confused with the government shutdown again.
Not fun to see a plane crash when my mom is currently in a plane flying back to Orlando. Hoping for the best in Louisville.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not fun to see a plane crash when my mom is currently in a plane flying back to Orlando. Hoping for the best in Louisville.
My kiddo had the school day off due to elections. Well, now he can ride a bike.
Let’s go!!
Let’s go!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My kiddo had the school day off due to elections. Well, now he can ride a bike.
Let’s go!!
Let’s go!!
Love that I got an email letting me know Russell Wilson is on Cameo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Love that I got an email letting me know Russell Wilson is on Cameo.
Hahahaha hell yeah. My Privateers.
Let’s gooooo!!
Let’s gooooo!!
HOW ABOUT AN OPENING NIGHT BEVEL FOR THE PRIVATEERS??!!!
UNO TAKES DOWN TCU!! UNO ONLY HAD THREE WINS LAST YEAR!!
BEVEL EM
UNO TAKES DOWN TCU!! UNO ONLY HAD THREE WINS LAST YEAR!!
BEVEL EM
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hahahaha hell yeah. My Privateers.
Let’s gooooo!!
Let’s gooooo!!