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Jorge Escalante
@escalante.bsky.social
NOLA born/San Antonio living. The internet’s only ULM fan. 2012 Corporate Foosball Champ. Compliance Dir. for Channel 6, Comissioner of a certain CFB Committee
Well I’m terrified of the Ring camera.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
THE THEME OF THE NIGHT
Spent many nights in Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The Levi’s ad
Spent many nights in Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
What we really need is a Draft Kings AI ad next
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Spent many nights in Boutte
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Use Code DRAFTKINGS to request another gambling ad
Okay been too long without a gambling ad
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Jalen Hurts on the screen.

My 8 1/2 year old. “Is that Bad Bunny?”
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Gotta differentiate from ULM
"THE Louisiana State University"
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
When’s North Dakota State’s first Hawaii Test?
Sources: North Dakota State has officially agreed to join the Mountain West as a football-only member beginning this upcoming season, @theathletic.com has confirmed.

Will pay more than $15 million in entry/NCAA fees to move up. ESPN first reported.

More: www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Patiently awaiting for @thekenchilds.com to find out about the fruit ninja’s fruit on the bottom luge.
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Counting this as the Saints making the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Hey we made it back home.

Cars 1 is starting again.

Help.
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
*Sighs* again.
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Nearly 300 laps on the same tires??? You FOOL Lightning McQueen!
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Playing Tom Cochrane’s version of “Life is a Highway” in protest of the Rascal Flatts version in the Cars movie.
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
And we’re back to the original Cars.

The 3 year old doesn’t like the McQueen wreck in Cars 3.
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
www.maptap.gg February 7
99🎯 98🎯 97🔥 97🔥 99🎯
Final score: 979

Whoaaa. Good effort today.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The 3 year old was not having goldzone. Back to watching Cars again…
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
GO DAWGS
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Hey Michigan folks. Your school is here and verified.
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Oh please oh please schools. Come to Bluesky. Get your teams here too. Pretty please. I tried emailing college teams that didn’t work but that was months ago. Hmmm it may work now.
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Kinda want to do a love advice podcast in this Corvallis Love voice.
DON’T FORGET ABOUT OUR SICKOTINE’S GIVEAWAY

LINK IN THE QUOTE ⬇️
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Never thought I’d see the Saints win the Super Bowl and never thought I’d see a First Ballot Hall of Fame QB.

Thank you Drew.
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Bijan’s mustard mentioned @keelin12ft.bsky.social
Get his ass, Bijan
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM