Jeremy Wadhams
@jwadhams.bsky.social
he/him, volunteers with Countryside Community Cupboard and Douglas County Election Commission. Will turn zeros into ones for money.
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It's a high bar, but this might be the most terrible cat in the world.
Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's a high bar, but this might be the most terrible cat in the world.
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The most American shared value is looking at your neighbors doing something you've never seen before and going HEY THAT'S NEAT TELL ME ABOUT IT.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The most American shared value is looking at your neighbors doing something you've never seen before and going HEY THAT'S NEAT TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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People still constantly bring up my AI Statement page in the Scream zine. Some folks say it made them cry! I was going to be more eviscerating but instead felt the best way to make my point was just to be totally raw and vulnerable in a way AI can't be. sara-century.square.site
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
People still constantly bring up my AI Statement page in the Scream zine. Some folks say it made them cry! I was going to be more eviscerating but instead felt the best way to make my point was just to be totally raw and vulnerable in a way AI can't be. sara-century.square.site
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I’ve been obsessed w this sweatshirt for years, finally ordered it!
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ve been obsessed w this sweatshirt for years, finally ordered it!
Apple is hoarding $55B in cash, Google is hoarding $100B in cash while laying people off. But if I don’t give one of them $1000 before Monday I’m the bad guy. Got it.
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Apple is hoarding $55B in cash, Google is hoarding $100B in cash while laying people off. But if I don’t give one of them $1000 before Monday I’m the bad guy. Got it.
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
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This is an amazing fact
8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is an amazing fact
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i like this version (thread)
This whole godforsaken patch of earth is a message, a screaming billboard stapled to the hide of time itself.
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i like this version (thread)
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saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
Municipal fire fighting is a centuries long public works project where justly raised taxes built and maintain infrastructure you barely have to think about: hydrants, water mains, trucks, personnel.
But this ding dong thinks “buying a home near a hydrant” is Rugged Individualism.
But this ding dong thinks “buying a home near a hydrant” is Rugged Individualism.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Municipal fire fighting is a centuries long public works project where justly raised taxes built and maintain infrastructure you barely have to think about: hydrants, water mains, trucks, personnel.
But this ding dong thinks “buying a home near a hydrant” is Rugged Individualism.
But this ding dong thinks “buying a home near a hydrant” is Rugged Individualism.
Was looking for the famous quote about optimizing software without profiling it first, and came across a smart article with a banger of a quote I hadn't heard before:
“Optimization without profiling is like doing surgery without diagnosis.”
medium.com/dot-net-sql-...
“Optimization without profiling is like doing surgery without diagnosis.”
medium.com/dot-net-sql-...
Why You Should Profile Before You Optimize
We often make sudden changes to parts of our code to optimize it. We think, “This loop is slow,” “This query is probably taking too long,”…
medium.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Was looking for the famous quote about optimizing software without profiling it first, and came across a smart article with a banger of a quote I hadn't heard before:
“Optimization without profiling is like doing surgery without diagnosis.”
medium.com/dot-net-sql-...
“Optimization without profiling is like doing surgery without diagnosis.”
medium.com/dot-net-sql-...
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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Ce joli pendentif sera en vente samedi prochain sur Etsy :)
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ce joli pendentif sera en vente samedi prochain sur Etsy :)
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According to the Star Trek Adventures RPG 2nd edition rulebook, Mae Jemison (first African American woman in space) was an inspiration for Uhura.
IRL, Mae Jemison was herself inspired by Uhura (and later had a cameo on TNG).
Quite a causality loop!
#StarTrek
IRL, Mae Jemison was herself inspired by Uhura (and later had a cameo on TNG).
Quite a causality loop!
#StarTrek
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
According to the Star Trek Adventures RPG 2nd edition rulebook, Mae Jemison (first African American woman in space) was an inspiration for Uhura.
IRL, Mae Jemison was herself inspired by Uhura (and later had a cameo on TNG).
Quite a causality loop!
#StarTrek
IRL, Mae Jemison was herself inspired by Uhura (and later had a cameo on TNG).
Quite a causality loop!
#StarTrek
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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Gonna die on the hill that it is actually boring and normie to want everyone to have human rights and international law to be enforced
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Gonna die on the hill that it is actually boring and normie to want everyone to have human rights and international law to be enforced
Jesus: being rich is not cool, it’s hollow and sad and isolating.
Me in 33AD: haha yeah right, jealous much?
Me in 2025AD: dear God, preserve and deliver me from what Elon Musk has.
Me in 33AD: haha yeah right, jealous much?
Me in 2025AD: dear God, preserve and deliver me from what Elon Musk has.
I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jesus: being rich is not cool, it’s hollow and sad and isolating.
Me in 33AD: haha yeah right, jealous much?
Me in 2025AD: dear God, preserve and deliver me from what Elon Musk has.
Me in 33AD: haha yeah right, jealous much?
Me in 2025AD: dear God, preserve and deliver me from what Elon Musk has.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.